Posts Tagged ‘Mel Gibson’
The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon LA: In Pictures
ANORAK was there to watch the “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” in Los Angeles, California. We were there to see who gets sat by whom. Jennifer Aniston scored a seat by Daniel Craig. Russell Brand shared a seat with Katy Perry as he moves closer to becoming “That English dude who married Katy Perry.” And we got see what these fine people look like on the phone: Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Selena Gomez, Joe Jonas, Alyssa Milano, Reese Witherspoon, Ben Stiller, Kevin Jonas, Jeremy Piven, Samuel L. Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Jack Black, Nicole Scherzinger, Mel Gibson, Ellen DeGeneres, Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Taylor Lautner, Gerard Butler, Jack Nicholson and anyone else who fro a few dollars will whisper down the phone: “I love you. I’m your number one fan…”
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Posted: 23rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Lucia Anne Grigorieva Gibson, In Pictures
CELEBRITY Catholic Mel Gibson’s lover Oksana Grigorieva presents their new baby daughter Lucia to the massed Hello! congregation. Mel seems to have ignored our advice to name the child Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson, going instead for Lucia Anne Grigorieva Gibson.
Although there is always the nickname to develop. We live in hope.
Lucia is Mel’s eighth wonder. This makes him Octo-dad. While we wonder what three more children will do more Mel’s self-esteem, Oksana tells us:
“Premature babies do eat a lot – they just eat and sleep.”
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Mel Gibson’s Immaculate Russian Give Birth Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson
MEL GIBSON, not to outdone by Kai Wayne Rooney and parents, has become a dad, via the Russian vessel Oksana Grigorieva.
Mel’s a hardcore Catholic divorcee, so his child born out wedlock should be called Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson. It’s a girl!
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Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Mel Gibson Was Never Arrested
MEL Gibson, patron saint of tits sugared, leader of the New Traditional Catholic Reformation was and was not arrested.
News is that Gibson’s lawyer, a Blair Berk, is to visit a court and ask the judge to remove the Drunk Under Influence from Gibson’s record.
As TMZ reports:
Berk will argue that Gibson because he has successfully completed all the terms of his 3-year probation.
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Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jennifer Aniston Is Pregant, Mel Gibson’s Hair Plugs And Michael Jackson’s Drugs Runner
NATIONAL Enquirer Tuesday: Angelina Jolie “explodes”, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Mel Gibson’s “hair plugs” and Michael Jackson’s drugs runner…
ANGELINA Jolie “EXPLODES”.
And the National Enquirer asks readers:
“Is Jennifer [Aniston] having your baby?”
This question might be pertinent. Over the past five years, Aniston’s womb has been the subject of much speculation in the Enquirer, it being possibly impregnated by a host of actors whose names are too long to list here.
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Posted: 4th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Mel Gibson ‘Attacks’ Fan In Club
ANORAK’s pals at Hollyscoop claim Mel Gibson attacked a man trying to take picture of him and him and his current flame Oksana Grigorieva.
This is not just because Mel is a living prophet and pictures of him are forbidden on pain of death (or having to watch The Passion), but mainly because the hardcore Catholic was cheesed off that he and his pregnant lover were being snapped at the new Playhouse club.
Gibson and his pregnant girlfriend arrived with a large group of people and settled into their VIP area. A Life & Style reporter posing as a fan tried to snap a picture of Gibson and his girlfriend. His security team immediately took the camera and deleted the pictures, allegedly.
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Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Mel Gibson “Excommunicated By His Own Church”
MEL Gibson “shelled out $1million PER WEEK to keep Robyn’s lip zipped about the split while he huddled with priests at his renegade, hard-core Catholic church about how to divorce without being excommunicated!”
Anorak is no expert on ecumenical matters and defers to Cardinal Sin, who tells us that in matters of Catholic confusion it is best to blame a) The Jews, b) Women, c) Jewish women d) All of the above, e) curious boys.
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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (77)
Mel Gibson’s Wife Robyn Files For Divorce
MEL Gibson’s wife, Robyn, has filed for divorce. Can this be the Mel Gibson who gave the world The Passion? Why the divorce from Mel Gibson who told us:
The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film, and I was just direction traffic.
And:
Obviously, nobody wants to touch something filmed in two dead languages. They think I`m crazy, and maybe I am. But maybe I`m a genius.
Yeah, maybe. But best of all:
My dad taught me my faith, and I believe what he taught me. The man never lied to me in his life.
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Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Osama bin Laden Mistaken At Airport For Russell Brand
AT Manchester airport, face-recognition machines are in operation.
The Telegraph has seen an internal email:
“Update on the calibration – the facial recognition booths are letting passengers through at 30%. Changes appear to have been made without any explanation [or] giving anyone a reason for the machines [creating] what is in effect a 70% error rate.
“[The fact that] the machines do not operate at 100% is unacceptable. In addition it would be interesting to know why the acceptance level has been allowed to decrease.”
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