Michael Jackson’s Madame Tussaud’s Statue Catches Fire

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson is dead and today’s tribute features the great entertainer dancing about with his head on fire in the manner of an aroused Chelsea football hooligan and a package tour to spot his remains.

No, no, Michael Jackson is not in Hell; Michael Jackson is in Heaven, we have pictures.  He is just on fire. (Rumours are that Madame Tussauds has already stuck a wick in Jackson’s waxy effigy and made ready to light it. The venue is nothing if not current.) 

And in case you were wondering you can visit Jackson in Heaven, or Neverland, or LA or in a timeshare in Praia da Luz, or wherever Jackson is because Door2Tour will take you to him. First the video tribute of the dead man burning; then the equally timeless press release:

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It’s what he would have wanted. That Press Release:

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Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)