Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa Comes To Manchester

HERE’S a picture of Coronation Street’s neon-tanned Michelle Keegan recreated as Leonardo Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa. If you read The Da Vinci Code closely, is says that “a woman on the street is the direct descendent of Emily Bishop” who was secretly married to Ken of Baldwin.

Also, the original Mona Lisa (32DD) was already painted a pinky white, but had to be darkened when she returned from a session at the ochre-ologist.

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Anorak

Posted: 19th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother’s Kris Donnelly Dates Russell Brand’s Rhian Sugden

IT’S “RANDY Kris Donnelly”, the man with the style of Russell Brand and the hair of Russell Grant.

News is that Kris (with a K) is dating Page 3 strumpet Rhian Sugden.

Pals say the sex-mad Kris has fallen for the blonde model-but won’t be able to resist leaping into the sack with a female housemate if he gets the chance. And they revealed that after he slept with his 100th woman, his pals burst into the bedroom with a celebration cake and card.

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment