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Hope And Change In Syria And Iraq: Vote Obama Get Romney

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, adjusts his translation ear piece during a U.N. Security Council meeting, Friday, Sept. 19, 2014, at the United Nations headquarters. The Security Council met Friday to discuss the situation of the Islamic State group in Iraq. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, adjusts his translation ear piece during a U.N. Security Council meeting, Friday, Sept. 19, 2014, at the United Nations headquarters. The Security Council met Friday to discuss the situation of the Islamic State group in Iraq. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

HOW’S that pledge not to be like Mitt Romney going?

Two months before the 2012 presidential election, Vice President Biden warned on the campaign trail that Mitt Romney wanted to go to war with Syria…

“He said it was a mistake to set an end date for our warriors in Afghanistan and bring them home. He implies by the speech that he’s ready to go to war in Syria and Iran,” Biden said in his speech.
Biden also went after the Republican presidential nominee when Romney called Russia America’s “number one geopolitical foe.”

“He wants to move from cooperation to confrontation with Putin’s Russia,” Biden said. “And these guys say the president’s out of touch? Out of touch? Swiss bank account, untold millions in the Cayman Islands. Who’s out of touch, man?”

 

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Posted: 23rd, September 2014 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Chris Matthews is glad Superstorm Sandy happened: other Obama twitter fans only want Romney dead

BARACK Obama or Mitt Romney – who had the biggest nutters on their team?

For Obama, there was TV host Chris Matthews.

“I am so proud of the country. To reelect this president and overcoming — not because of the partisanship or even the policies. Here’s an African-American guy with an unusual background — part immigrant background, part African-American background — with all this assault on him from day one. From Mitch McConnell, from the clowns out there that will never be elected, never will be to anything.

“And the way he took it, as someone said, with coolness and charm and dignity and took it and took it and kept moving forward and doing his job. And the American people, and I know we look at these percentage, 40% of white vote. Fine. That’s about right among Democrats in the last couple cycles, three cycles or four. Good work for them. Good work for him. A good day for America.

“I’m so glad we had that storm last week because I think the storm was one of those things. No, politically I should say. Not in terms of hurting people. The storm brought in possibilities for good politics.”

Blimey.

On Twitter, a few opined:

Olivia Pope@Mookiema – I hope everyone woman that votes for Mitt Romney gets raped & is denied an abortion if it results in a pregnancy. Too far?? Probably Idc tho”

Libby Liston@LebbyListonberg – “Any woman who votes Romney is a disgrace to womankind and should go fucking drown themselves or something with a similar result (death)”

@__demers – “Romney wants to take away women’s rights, so yeah, y’all go ahead and vote for him. I hope you bitches die.— rawr”

laura truby@LauraTruby – “Any woman that votes Romney deserves to get slapped in the face with obamas shlong”

Ashley Marie Carroll@Ashweee_Marie – “Any woman who votes for Romney tomorrow deserves a punch in the boob with a brick”

Andres@Carlitttoooooos – “If any gay man, woman, or other votes for Romney I’m gonna slap you hoe”

@Tomaliciousss – “For every woman that votes for Romney I hope you get pregnant and die giving birth because you won’t be able to get an abortion✌— It’s just †om.”

They wanted to murder Romney:

¥A$ON CL!FTON@SteeveCastro – “i’m gon shoot romney in duh face weather he win or not”

@PaulMurray96 – “Ill personally kill romney if he wins the election”

@CamiDaSOLEKeepa – “I love Obama Lord Knows I Do but I’ll kill Romney Dead before I let Him win this Election”

@emilypietro – “If obama looses i might go kill romney and his vice president so then obama will be forced to be president”

Oh grud:

And Victoria Jackson:

Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Joins us for the Mitt Romney Mega Prayer

JOIN in with the Mitt Romney Mega Prayer. (It’s spoof. But, by jingo, it’s good.)

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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)


The best and funniest photos of the US 2012 Presidential election

THE best and funniest photos of the US 2012 Presidential election. Mitt Romney or Barack Obama?

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Posted: 6th, November 2012 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney is a Cockney: video proof

MITT Romney is a Cockney. He dresses like a car dealer, admittedly, working in a more upmarket dealership. Here’s Mitt. Romney you plonka!

Posted: 5th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney’s related (by marriage) to Preston North End’s Deepdale Duck

FACT: Mitt Romney’s fourth cousin twice removed is Maria Nash, 32. Her husband, Simon Nash, earns a living as Deepdale Duck, the mascot of Preston North End Football Club.

True enough, Simon Nash is seven degrees separated from Mitt Ronmey, and may be more closely related to Kevin Bacon. But Kevin Bacon never was much of a football mascot.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2012 | In: Politicians, Sports | Comment


Mitt Romney has been sent by God

I HAD a dream. I had a dream that Mitt Romney was elected President of the USA of A.  Pentecostal  Charisma has published records of such divine visions. (Once upon a time, Barack Obama was the Messiah.)

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Posted: 2nd, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (12)


Obama vs Romney: Cassetteboy reveiws The Final Debate

OBAMA vs Romney. Cassetteboy has reproduced The Final Debate. If you kept popping in and out of the room, this is what you might have seen and heard:

Posted: 1st, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney explains his apocalyptic vision: Jerusalem and Missouri win

MITT Romney explains his religious beliefs:

“For a thousand years the world will be ruled from two places: Jerusalem and Missouri.”

But first all the Jews of the world have to mass in Israel to be killed:

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Posted: 1st, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)


Found: Barack Obama’s Kenyan village idiot

MITT Romney’s biggest problem is his supporters. Kenya believe it?!

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Posted: 26th, October 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)


Ann Romney trounces Michelle Obama in First Lady Debate

WHO won the Presidential First Lady debate – you know, the one between Michelle Obama and Ann Romney?

Posted: 19th, October 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (33)


Stacey Dash and Eva Longoria open up the empty heart of US politics

STACEY Dash (Clueless, The Cosby Show  (2 episodes) and Single Ladies) says we should vote for Mitt Romney.

Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives, Arthur Christmas and Beverly Hills 90210 (1 episode)) says we should vote for Barack Obama.

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Posted: 19th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1)


The contract between teams for Barack Obama and Mitt Romney which covers Presidential debates

THIS is the contract between teams  for Barack Obama and Mitt Romney which covers Presidential debates:

THE CONTRACT

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Posted: 17th, October 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Snoop Dogg’s 10 reasons he isn’t voting for Mitt Romney

THIS settles the US election: Snoop Dogg’s 10 reasons he isn’t voting for Mitt Romney. Game over:

Posted: 16th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney’s secret texts

MITT Romney has been texting – in secret quite rooms:

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Posted: 23rd, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Like honest George Romney, Mitt’s gaffe is to say too much

MITT Romney’s campaign for the US Presidency is been damaged by a gaffe. Sure, it was an effort to look honest. But Romney’s criticism of the poor was caught on tape. He said 47% of Americans think of themselves as victims. He said: “[My] job is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.”

Mitt Romney’s father was George Romney. He might have been president. But then he gaffed. George Romney, governor of Michigan said the right things that might have united a nation:

“Michigan’s most urgent human rights problem is racial discrimination — in housing, public accommodation, education, administration of justice and employment….It was only after I got to Detroit that I got to know Negroes and began to be able to evaluate them, and I began to recognise that some Negroes are better and more capable than lots of whites.”

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Posted: 23rd, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney lanches a grenade into his own campaign – the Mother Jones video

MITT Romney told guests at a $50,000-per-head event in Boca Raton, Florida, that 47 per cent of Americans were shamwless government dependents who would vote for Mr Obama no matter what he did:

“[They] believe that they are victims, who believe the Government has a responsibility to care for them. These are people who pay no income tax … I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives…”

His job “is not to worry about those people”…

“Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.”

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Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney Q and A on marijuana and gays (videos)

SAY what you will about Mitt Romney. He does, however, answer a question. What is Obama’s view on legalising marijuana and gay marriage? He will have a debate…

PS: My mother had one rule: never trust a man who dyes his hair. They both do…

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Posted: 10th, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


On the Romney-Ryan campaign trail with Instagram: photos

THE Race for the White House with Instagram. Associated Press photographers have been using Instagram to follow Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan’s Republican bid for Presidency of the United States:

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Posted: 8th, September 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Nicki Minaj is voting for Mitt Romney, which he’ll be pleased about

TO paraphrase, the Republican Party aren’t racist, but they are number one with racists. They don’t make many non-Christian white people happy. Over the years, the Republicans have been accused of acting too slowly when a lot of black people are in trouble, started wars with a lot of brown nations and, in more recent years, they’ve spread their target to include rape victims too.

Of course, big cheese Republican Romney nodded and winked at Obama, cooing about no-one needing to his birth-certificate, which sees him as a birther at best (a racist at worst). Obviously, Romney is less keen to mention the fact his family illegally entered America after running away from Mexico, but that’s another story.

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Posted: 5th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Clint Eastwood gives Mitt Romney the youth Vote (video)

CLINT Eastwood Hollywood  appeared at the Republican Party convention stage ahead of Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech for his party’s presidential nomination. Eastwood addressed Barack Obama, who was played by an empty wooden chair.

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Posted: 31st, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


The Song of Mitt Romney’s Self – laugh out loud

MITT R0mney is a song. Hugh Atkin (Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem) has created this gem:

The real Mitt Romney stands up and reflects on who he is, what he believes and why he is running for office.

Mitt is large. He contains multitudes.

Posted: 29th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


Mitt Romney has a tiny face: photos

MITT Romney has a tiny face. Well on this blog he does:

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Posted: 22nd, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


‘Don’t Roof Rack Me, Bro!’ – the Mitt Romney dog song

DO dog lovers care for Mitt Romney, who once made a 12 -hour trip in 1983 with his Irish setter Seamus in a cage on the car’s roof? Do they care for Barack Obama, who in Dreams from My Father, recalled mealtimes in Indonesia with his stepfather Lolo Soetoro:

“I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

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Posted: 16th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Romney tips Paul Ryan’s presidential hair for the White House

HAIL to the Gaffer. Mitt Romney has introduced his VeePee running mate Paul Ryan asthe “next President of the United States.

Ryan, a pro-life Catholic working out of Wisconsin, may be tempted to scream “ABORT!”

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Posted: 11th, August 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment


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