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Crufts to feature disgusting mongrels

CRUFTS, like Hitler, always believed in pure breeds, showcasing the finest in incestuous hound relationships and making them scampered around before an audience that smelled of Brut, hairspray and wax-jackets. Judges in comfortable loafers would stand these poor inbreds on tables and poke around at their genitals to see if they were uniform enough.

That’s all about to change though as Crufts is going to feature mongrels and crossbreed dogs for the first time!

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Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment