Posts Tagged ‘monkey’
Monkey Upset By Barking Dog Throw Toolbox At Cat And Bit Man Who Offered It An Egg Sandwich
“I OFFERED the monkey an egg sandwich, ” says Ricky Strong from his home in Currituck County, North Carolina. “He actually came to me and walked up my arm. I walked with the monkey back to the shed where the other three primates were. I was about to leave when the cat showed up. And when it did, the one monkey threw like a toolbox at the cat. Then a dog got on a deck and started barking and all four of the monkeys jumped on me.
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Posted: 2nd, November 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Monkey rips off and eats baby’s testicles
TO Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park in Guìyáng, southwest China, where a monkey has torn off a baby’s testicles and eaten one.
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Posted: 9th, September 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Man killed wife he mistook for a monkey
TO Nepal, where a man has shot his wife dead. He reason? He thought she was a monkey.
Bed Prakash Pun shot his wife thorgh the throast as she Basanti Pun fire as she fetched water from a tap.
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Posted: 24th, September 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Woman has her monkey baptised (video)
THE woman is having her baby monkey baptised. Well, she says it’s her monkey. But her boyfriend did so love his banans, flicking his own poo at used to shout at the telly whenever Tarzan came on, complaining about it’s’ “unfair that chimpanzees get all the best jobs” and “the real Tarzan had back hair you could plait”…
Posted: 25th, January 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)
Man Mauled By Spider Monkeys At Zoo: Tourists Take Videos And Laugh
JOAO Leite dos Santos has gotten drunk and thought it a good idea to swim in the water that separates the spider monkeys from the humans at a zoo in Sorocaba, near Sao Paulo, Brazil. Guess what happens. Yep, people looking on laughed and took videos as he got mauled. What must the monkeys think of us:
Armed Monkey Fires On African Soldiers (Video)
ARMED monkey attacks and shoots West African soldiers. Someone get Charlton Heston…quick!!!! And tell Tarzan to run…
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Posted: 29th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3)
Alien Monkey Only Eats Peaches In China (Photo)
TO Gezhai village, Henan Province, China, to see the alien monkey. Local woman Mao Xiping sees his “alien face”. She call the police to arrest it.
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Posted: 23rd, July 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Breed Of Bright Orange Monkey Apes Katie Price And WAGs
EVOLUTION is wonderful, isn’t it. From monkey to man, and as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proves, back again. Now news reaches us that monkeys have evolved into celebrities. At Taronga Zoo, Sydney, a Francois langur monkey family has been born bright orange.
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Posted: 19th, March 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment
India’s Monkey Man Scares Off the Monkeys
TO India’s Lucklow station where a man is dressed as a monkey to scare away the monkeys that – get this – are also men dressed as monkeys. All the real monkeys have been eaten by the crocodiles. Ho-ho.
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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)
Nadine Dorries Castrates The Recess Monkey
NADINE Dorries, the Christian fundamentalist in white, is on the hunt for a blogger. Run, Recess Monkey, Run:
Apart from the other 100 people in the room. Nadine Dorries is going to stop blogging. She said earlier that if she meets a nameless other blogger – /present in Brum today/, as I breeze shot with him – ‘he will father no children, I tell you’.
Nadine is the woman in white…
Christian Fundamentalists Aborted: Nadine Dorries Tagged