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In Pictures: Susan Boyle Might Sue Lindsay Lohan Over Milkaholic Slur

BEFORE pictures of Lindsay Lohan watching models in Paris walk up and down – because, like, everyone in Europe walks – news that the actress is suing E-Trade for, as she claims, modelling a “milkaholic” baby on her. Susan Boyle is watching.

Lindsay Lohan For Purple (NSFW)

Has Lohan ever been addicted to milk? Has she ever stolen a boyfriend, like the milkaholic baby does? When little did she dream of being a corporate drone?

Whatever. Lohan is nothing if she is not reasonable and wants $100 million for her pain and suffering – $50 pain for hurt and distress and another $50 from the millions the advert must made because it used the name Lindsay when it was aired during the Super Bowl.

Lindsay Lohan For Purple (NSFW)

Lohan’s lawyer, a Stephanie Ovadia, puts it to the court that she enjoys the same single-name recognition as Oprah, Madonna, Cher, Kermit, Biggles, Moses, Napoloeon, Cinderella, Jordan, Diana, Jesus and Anthea.

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Posted: 9th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment