Nadine Coyle Doesn’t Like The Rest Of Girls Aloud, Which Is A Huge Surprise

FACE IT, Girls Aloud were one of the most fun pop bands to have around, releasing a whole bunch of killer singles that managed to straddle the teeny-boppers and the adult pop enthusiast. Of course, with success came trouble and they all went their separate ways piddling around with solo projects and egos.

While Cheryl briefly became the nation’s sweetheart and Nicola, Kimberley and Sarah were just plain likeable while they waited for the Girls Aloud reunion, Nadine Coyle went a bit mad. She waltzed off to America, opened a restaurant, flopped a solo LP and became increasing distanced from her band mates.

Mof Gimmers

Posted: 11th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Nadine Coyle Finds That Not Being Cheryl Cole Can Get You Ignored

NADINE Coyle was once with Girls Aloud. So too was Cheryl Cole. Cheryl is on the X Factor as the nation’s sweetheart.

Nadine is ignored:

Anorak

Posted: 27th, October 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)

Girls Aloud: The Skinny On Cheryl Cole And Nadine Coyle’s Feud

GIRLS Aloud singer Nadine Coyle wants to tell OK! readers “THE TRUTH ABOUT MY EATING DISORDER AND FEUD WITH CHERYL”.

It’s not as is Nadine relies on her eating and her famous pal Cheryl Cole to achieve fame.

Last week, we learnt that Coyle was at “war” with Cole and:

“Nadine tries to keep very private and believes that her success will come through her talent and not any kind of media circus that might surround someone’s private life”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

This week Nadine is in OK! telling us that Paris Hilton told her “Oh, my God, you’re so cute”, that she’s “great with children”, her mum makes her a fry-up when she goes home to Derry (Nadine lives in LA) and that her lover Jason Bell is “incredible”.

Anorak

Posted: 24th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, OK! | Comments (2)

Man Cleared Of Girls Aloud Thought Crime

MAN cleared of Girls Aloud Thought Crime against Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh.

DARRYN Walker has been cleared of committing a thought crime after he wrote an internet article imagining that Girls Aloud – Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh – had been kidnapped, raped, mutilated and murdered.

This is not pictorial matter but the written word. It’s not even a cartoon, doodle or photoshop, all of which can a result in arrest.

Having been charged under the terms of the Obscene Publications Act, Walker appeared at Newcastle Crown Court to argue that the article could only be found by those looking for specific material.

Mr Walker creation, Girls (Scream) Aloud, was shown to police by something called the Internet Watch Foundation, a independent self-regulatory body that seeks to “report potentially illegal online content within our remit and to be the ‘notice and take-down’ body for this content.”

This sounds not enough unlike vigilantes policing the web beat, telling you what you can and cannot see.

The Obscene Publications Unit is dedicated to targeting those persons manufacturing and distributing obscene material through a number of sources including shops, mail order, complex distribution networks and the Internet. Particular attention is focused on the most extreme and or exploitative material.

So here is Walker being arrested at his home by officers from the Obscene Publications Unit. It is February 2008.

Almost one and half years later Walker gets to defend himself in court. And he hears David Perry QC, prosecuting, opine:

“A crucial aspect of the reasoning that led to the instigation of these proceedings was that the article in question, which was posted on the internet, was accessible to people who were particularly vulnerable – young people who were interested in a particular pop music group.

“It was this that distinguished this case from other material available on the internet.

“The CPS concluded, with the benefit of counsel’s advice, there was a realistic prospect of conviction.”

So, someone looking for Girls Aloud tickets, say, might see the article, read it and become distressed? They may even be triggered to live out one man’s fantasy and to commit crime?

In court, a consultant psychiatrist opines that it is “baseless” even to suggest that reading the story could turn the readers into a sexual deviant.

“He had written what he had described as an adult celebrity parody and was only meant to be for an audience of like-minded people. As soon as he was aware of the upset and fuss that had been created, he took steps himself to take the article off the website.”

But then the thought police stepped in and arrested him.

Judge Esmond Faulks listens and returns a not guilty verdict to the charge of publishing an obscene article.

Mr Walker is free to go. He may even be free to think. For now…

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Anorak

Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)

Girl Aloud Singer Takes Scales to Fish Supper

THAT’S Nadine Coyle the Girls Aloud singer at London’s Ivy eatery.

The Sun says:

She shocked diners at The Ivy when she asked the waiter to bring her a portion of plain fish with no vegetables or even a drop of sauce.

Anorak

Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The A To Z Of Celebrity Illnesses

READING this week’s OK! is to venture into the A to Z of Celebrity Diseases.

Victoria Beckham would like OK! readers to know: “I HATE LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR.”

For such reasons does Her Poshness appear in magazines and thereby gets to see herself in glossy print.

Natasha Hamilton, a singer, tells us about “MY DEVASTATING MISCARRIAGE”. Although she pulled herself together to watch Disney’s On Ice Finding Nemo, which the kids “loved”.

And Girl Aloud singer Nadine Coyle tells us:

“I kept getting ill, coming out in cold sores with the stress. Then a found a lump in my breast.”

And? And it wasn’t cancer. But it could have been. It could have been a piece of gristle. But it could have been cancer. And Nemo could have died.

Anorak

Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comment (1)