Head Master: School Bans Hair To The Perpendicular

HEADMASTER Mark Perry, of noble brow, says all pupils who gel their hair to “more than a 90-degree angle” will be rusticated.

Says one 15-year-old at St Peter’s Church of England Aided School in Exeter, Devon: “How does our hairstyle affect our learning. We are very upset.”

On the contrary.

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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (5)