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Lindsay Lohan ‘Stole’ Sevin Nyne

sevin-nyneWITH Michael Jackson dead, eyes and minds move towards Lindsay Lohan, who for reasons of sexism never did make her way as a child actress into Jackson’s inner duvet of trust.

And news is that Lohan has invented a new spray tan. The Freckle-Me will stain your skin and make less visible any blemishes, homogenising your dermis with Lohan petpi-pesides-jojobas. Sevin Nyne comes in a Lycra bottle and will deliver a new waterproof you.

But – what’s this? – a lawsuit filed in Tampa federal court says Lohan and Lorit Simon, a Las Vegas businesswoman stole the formula for Sevin Nyne from a St. Petersburg chemist named Jennifer Sunday.

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Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Australian Rugby League Player Admits Shitting In Hotel Corridor

nate-mylesNATE Myles is an Australian rugby league star with the Sydney Roosters  who is very sorry for defecating in the corridor of Crowne Plaza Terrigal.

Myles says it was all “a terrible accident” caused by a stomach bug. He and the chaps had been out until 4am pressing palms and signing autographs. Says he:

I am just very embarrassed and very sorry. I had been asleep for about four hours and I got up to go to the toilet. It was dark and I was a bit dazed. The door to the toilet was right next to the entry door and I went through the wrong one. The door locked behind me and I was stranded.”

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Posted: 6th, July 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Sports | Comments (5)