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Michael Jackson Buried in Las Vegas

neverland2MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news- Jackson burined in Las Vegas, La Toya has 100 news songs, malware, the Stasi, benzodiazepines and Miley Cyrus is dead…

CelebBuzz: “Neverland Ranch: Moving to Las Vegas?”

E! Online reports that plans are underway to move Michael Jackson’s former home, Neverland Ranch, from Santa Barbara, California, to Las Vegas so that it can become Sin City’s newest tourist attraction… adding a museum, theater, and a burial plot where fans could pay their respects to the fallen King of Pop.

Attractions include the Nosorium, the Moonwalk – a moving pavement taking less mobile Americans through Jackson’s life all the way to the burial slab which lights up as you touch it and at midnight opens to start the Werewolf Show.

“The idea is to take physically everything that’s not part of the dirt and reassemble it in Las Vegas,” a source reveals.

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Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

Blanket Speaks Out About His Father Michael Jackson

blanketMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Blanket Jackson speaks about Michael Jackson, it was not murder and burying Jacko at the Neverland Theme Park. 


Michael Jackson’s son Blanket asks godfather heart-breaking question ‘Where’s my Daddy gone? On holiday?’

He’s at Butlin’s doing a summer season with Chris Biggins. Now go back to sleep…

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Posted: 21st, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)

Jacksons Raid Michael Jackson’s Neverland

oddjob-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: La Toya Jackson told us about the Murder of Michael Jackson and now Tito Jackson tells the world about a conspiracy and the drugs…

One by one the Jackson Five plus assorted Jacksons, of the Indiana Jacksons, come forward to tell the truth about their brother Michael.

Today, Daily Mirror readers hear form Tito Jackson, who reacts to his brother’s death by sporting a black bowler hat.

Toto tells us that “he and his brothers and sisters launched a military-style raid on Neverland to confront Michael over his addiction to painkillers”.

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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Inside Michael Jackson’s New Neverland Theme Park

jackson-neverlandMICHAEL Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is to be turned into a theme park. The old rides are gone and the news rides are being installed. Anorak brings you an exclusive look inside:

The Ten Best Things To See And Do at the Neverland Theme Park

Nemesis – Face your Nemesis. This intense ride takes you through shopping malls as an animatronic Martin Bashir asks you questions. Will you break it – or will it break you?

The Hit Parade – Walk down Main Street USA and listen as the people scream “Paedo!” and “Weirdo!” As you walk, yellow squares in the road light up. Tread on the wrong squares and fall into the Gary Glitter Bargain Bucket. Tread on the right squares and the world dances with you.

Oblivion – Face your fears. You know you shouldn’t look down, but you won’t be able to stop yourself taking a peek at the colossal vertical drop from the highs of Thriller to the lows of the Brit Awards.

Hall of Wax – Wander though the Hall of Wax and experience Michael Jackson in his many guises. The tour ends in the Hot Wax Surgery where you can buy supple balls of molten wax and make your own Wacko Jacko.

Leave Me Alone! – Something for mum and dad. Sit junior on Jackson’s knee and try to win big cash prizes. Sit the child wrongly and junior comes away with only a cherished memory. Sit him or her on the ‘Thriller’, and – Kapow! – money pours from Jackson’s orifices like sweat off a doctor’s brow.

On The Wall – Have your face digitally entered into that famous picture of Jackson at Liza Minelli’s wedding to David Gest. Hang it over a radiator or open fire and have everyone think you’re melting.

It’s A Small World After All – Take a DNA test and see if you are Michael Jackson’s child. Since Jackson died we are now each of us no more than Five Degrees Separated from Michael Jackson. Fact.

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles – Sing-a-long with a millions Jackson look-alikes – one may even be him!

I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune’s always hiding,
I’ve looked everywhere,
I’m forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

Jesus Juice Bar – Take holy communion over an injection of Jesus Juice in the Jesus Juice Bar.

Where’s Jacko? – As you wonder about Neverland look out for Michael Jackson. Jackson can appear as a small boy, a confused teen, a man-child or even a 20-year-dead  masked mummy lying in a four-poster bed propped up on back issues of Melody Maker.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Michael Jackson Attraction: The Ten Best Neverland Experiences

neverland1MICHAEL Jackson Watch : NEVERLAND is where many media people are choosing to spend their summer vacation.

In addition to Matt Lauer anchoring the Today show from Neverland Ranch tomorrow, CNN’s Larry King will host his show from the ranch in Los Olivos, CA tomorrow night. CNN says King is being granted special access inside the house as well as touring the property. ABC’s Cynthia McFadden is also heading to California and will anchor “Nightline” from Neverland tomorrow night.

Sky will be live in Neverland, and the BBC will have a large contingent of reporters and freelancers at the resort to tell viewers how the media are obsessed with the Michael Jackson story. And enjoy the wonder of Neverland, the world’s foremost theme park and living grave.

The Ten Best Things To See And Do at Neverland

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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)