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Westboro Baptist Church Was Founded By Jews

westboro-church-jewsNEWS now on Fred Phelps, leading red hot poker of the Westboro Baptist Church who brings the message that not only does “GOD HATE FAGS” (Well, bush’s don’t burn themselves) but he hates Jews.

And..?

Hey, everybody hates the Jews. Even the Jews hate the Jews. Hating is all about finding a minority group, the Other, and blaming them for everything. (Old Mr Anorak used to hate joggers, but in the late 1980s they became the majority and he realised he was shafted. He advises that we to stick to hating the French, unless you are in France in which case the tip is to hate the Albanians. You see, it’s complicated. Stick to hating the Jews. It’s common ground.)

So the WBC says “God Hates Jewzzzzzzzzzzz.”

The Topeka, Kan., based church began picketing Jewish religious and cultural institutions in April of this year when they issued a press release that read, “Yes, the Jews killed the Lord Jesus…Now they’re carrying water for the fags; that’s what they do best: sin in God’s face every day, with unprecedented and disproportionate amounts of sodomy, fornication, adultery, abortion and idolatry!”

That’s Friday night dinner in any Jewish household in a sentence. Chuck in a row, a little kosher wine and a huge plate of nosh and the WBC could be writing a How To Jew guide.

According to the group’s picket schedule, the WBC plans to protest Chicago and New York Jewish institutions this weekend. To one synagogue in Chicago’s Hyde Park neighborhood WBC warns, “Men, take the covering off your heads. While you are doing that, you need to repent of the FACT that you Killed Christ!”

Well, he had to side to rise again? And although the Romans killed Jews, the Jews can be blamed because the Jews are everywhere and seek to assimilate. Pontius Pilate had a Jewish therapist. Fact. Mr Phelps, one of your close allies is a closet Jew. (Call me, I have information.)

This coming Sunday, in New York City’s Central Park, the Phelps clan plans to visit an Israeli tourism event, with a calendar entry that reads, “All the remainder can sit and stew in your own filth, remain filthy until the day God spews you out of the land and punishes you for never repenting from having killed Jesus. You will be destroyed at the hand of Antichrist Obama, and you will eat your little cute, chubby, Kosher babies.

Why would the Antichrist kill the Christ killers? It’s all very confusing. And as for chubby Jewish kids – hey, it’s glandular and he’s got a yeast allergy…

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Posted: 20th, June 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)