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In Great Photos: Carla Bruni Lays An Earring At Charles De Gaulle’s Statue

PRIME Minister David Cameron, his wife Samantha, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni had tea in 10 Downing street, London today. It’s the 70th anniversary of General Charles de Gaulle’s radio broadcast urging his nation to resist the Nazi occupation of France. To mark the occasion Italian-born Carla Bruni lay an earring at the statue of Charles de Gaulle. He appreciated the gesture. No need for a golden cloak. An earring will do. Apology accepted…

Pictutes of note: 2 – the laying of the earring; 6 – Little Dave;  – 13 – Are you bored too?; 17 – Do I look taller now..?

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French President Nicolas Sarkozy and wife Carla Bruni arrive at BBC Broadcasting House in London, to mark the 70th anniversary of General Charles de Gaulle's radio broadcast urging his nation to resist the Nazi occupation of France.

Posted: 18th, June 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


When Gordon Brown Met Nicolas Sarkozy It Was Love: A Romance in Pictures

PRIME Minister Gordon Brown greeted French President Nicolas Sarkozy in a desperate show of bonhomie and love and many are wondering if The Great Clunking Fist is the other man? The talk was of “harmony” of being “bang in the middle” and work “more closely than ever”. When we heard that Sarkozy may be romancing someone other than his wife Carla Bruni, we wondered who it could be. Then we saw this photo gallery. And the wondering turned to a silent and sickly awe…

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Posted: 12th, March 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Smells Of The World: BO, Impaler And Scents From The UN

SMELL that? In Switzerland, it is the smell of civic pride:

A Swiss research group says a study it conducted found that women’s underarms typically smell like onions, while men’s smell like cheese.

So much for the Swiss, a nation of Nazis, melted cheese on sticks and assisited suicide. It’s the Swiss signature scent that tells Milanese it’s a north wind that blows.

What of the rest of the nations? What do we smell of?

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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Shameless M. Sarkozy: Yes He Can

IN France, Sarkozy gets out his Obamas:

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)


Nicolas Sarkozy Feels A Little Prick

ONE of the more marketable things about Nicolas Sarkozy is that he is pocket sized. And this is good news for voodoo practitioners, who have fashioned a life-size replica of the French President.

One proviso to sale is that the voodoo dolls should carry a label saying they are offensive to him, rules the French judiciary.

How the stuffers of the Petit Sarkozy must rejoice at that, a badge of dishonour from the Beaks should multiply sales.

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2)


Little Sums: Thieves Steal Nicolas Sarkozy

TO Illustrate the dangers of identity theft, Nicolas Sarkjozy, has allowed money to be siphoned form his personal bank account.

The French leader says “small amounts of money” have been disappearing, reports the Sun.

Anorak has contacted M. Sarkozy, who tells us that the amounts are huge and only look small when stood next to leggy amounts of an Italian origin…

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Posted: 20th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


La Marseillaise: Booing The French And Gordon Brown Off

HOW do you stop a football match before it has begun?

Any football match in France before which the country’s national anthem is booed will now be “immediately stopped”, French Sports Minister Roselyne Bachelot said Wednesday after meeting with President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Anthems are played before the game, right?

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Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Sports | Comment


2008 And All That: Nicolas Sarkozy Gets To Grips With It

THE great and good of the EU meet. They talk about money and the socialist dream. The talk of supreme leader Michael Foot and of bombing Iran, China, Russia, Pakistan, Israel and the US.  

Nicolas Sarkozy has a dream. It starts off small…

…and grows…

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Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)


Nicolas Sarkozy’s False Leg

NICOLAS Sarkozy has false leg.

Why not just wear stacked heels? Who knows.

Can you Paris Match it…

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Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (10)