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Can Lewis Hamilton Pip Nicole Scherzinger To Win The F1 Title?

Lewis Hamilton the Formula One drivers’ contest. The news media goes wild for the circus. And the newspapers have to decide if they lead with the British sportsman who stood in his car and waved the Union flag, or focus on his American lover Nicole Scherzinger:


The Sun: Lewis and Nicole Scherzinger both win! He drove. She worked wonders with the radio.


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In the Daily Mail, it was all Nicole. She wins! And those bitten nails have recovered well.


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The Times leads with Lewis and Nicole. What she dosn’t know about traction is not worth knowing.


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Likewise on the Indy.


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The Mirror leads with the Lew & Nic show. It graciously photoshops Lewis into the picture of the beaming Nicole.


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The Daily Star has no photograph of Nicole in a bikini. The paper that once supported the EDL leads with the mixed-race Briton waving the flag and a neat headline. The Star is winning.


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The Express prefers to overlook Lewis Hamilton and focus on how great Ukip are. The mixed-race British champion can wait for Nigel Farage to tell us how he’ll send ’em back.



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What no Nicole? The Telegraph realises that Lewis Hamilton’s car had no passenger seat.


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And the Guardian, too. He sat alone in the car.


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Not so says the Metro. This was Nicole’s win. And, yes, she is kisisng his helmet.


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The final table:

Nicole: 6 front pages; 7 front-page photos; one solo

Lewis: 7 front page; 7 front page photos; 2 solo

Lewis Hamilton narrowly pips Nicole to the F1 title. Better luck next year, Nicole.

Posted: 24th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities, Sports | Comment

Famous women with beards – the photos

FAMOUS women with beards. Because one day this will be fashionable:


Featuring: Sarah Silverman Shakira, Kate Beckinsale, Tina O’Brien, Sasha Alexander, Lady Philippa Middleton, Sarah Dunn, Juliette Binoche, Penelope Cruz, Margarita Levieva, Mila Kunis,Michelle Rodriguez, Minka Kelly, Thandie Newton, Alicia Keys, Ashley Tisdale, Joss Stone, Amanda Peet, Ali Landry, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards, Nicole Scherzinger, Princess Beatrice, Alicia Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Katy Perry, Emma Stone.


Posted: 1st, May 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Lewis Hamilton May Be Wealthy, But He’s Still Depressingly Desperate When It Comes To Nicole Scherzinger

IMAGINE. You’re one of the most respected Formula One drivers on the planet. You’re reasonably good looking. You’re wealthy. You’ve got a number of lucrative advertising contracts. The world is at your feet (the one that presses the accelerator at least).

Yet, you still own a penis.

And it’s Lewis Hamilton’s member that’s making him all sad and desperate. See, despite his wealth and fame, he doesn’t like the fact that Nicole Scherzinger isn’t his girlfriend anymore.

And so, despite the fact they split only in October, Lewis isn’t giving up on the X Factor USA judge. Nosiree. Not even if he looks like a desperate teenager.

A source (to be massively trusted, of course) told the Daily Mail (also to be hugely trusted):

“Lewis is on a full-on mission to get Nicole back. He’s been having her favourite flowers and thoughtful gifts delivered to her LA home and to the set of US X Factor. He misses her terribly and has told friends he won’t stop until he’s won her over.”

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Posted: 7th, December 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Culo Book: Kate Upton, Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson And Fergie Give Christmas The Bums Rush

THE new ‘Culo‘ book by photographer Raphael Mazzucco features the bottoms of such luminaries as Kate Upton, Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Bianca Balti, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chrinstine Teigen, Edyta Slwinska, Irina Shayk, Lauren Bennett, Leann Tweeden, Nicole Scherzinger, Pamela Anderson and Sarah McLauclan. It is all done in the best possible taste…


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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Jennifer Lopez Sings In A Fallopian Tube At Capital FM’s Summertime Ball: Photos

THE Capital FM’s Summertime Ball was staged in a rainy Wembley Stadium, London. Still Nicole Scherzinger did her best to humidify the air with a legs akimbo show; much like Jessie J, who will do for the shabby white sock what Clark Gable did for the vest. Enrique Iglesias got off with fan on stage. JLS sang down the phone. The Wanted channelled the drippiness. Lisa Snowdon gave us a George Clooney-eye view. And Jennifer Lopez sang in a fallopian tube.

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Posted: 12th, June 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment

Cheryl Cole’s X Factor Snub Is A Cynical PR Lie: And We Love It

CHERYL Cole was dropped from the US X Factor because her accent was too thick for Americans. Yeah – those are the same Americans of whom seven out of ten can’t pronounce the name of her replacement Nicole Scherzinger and would buy a gun made of processed cheese.

Well, that’s the PR. And the PR is now in full overdrive, spinning the story of how an overrated pocket-sized Geordie with a decent punch went to America and came home.

And Cole’s return is great news for us. Really, it is. It is! According to the Daily Star’s front page, Cole has been detailed to “save the UK X Factor“.

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Posted: 27th, May 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4)

Jessica Alba, Joel Madden And Nicole Scherzinger Light Up Global Green Pre-Oscar Party: In Pictures

JESSICA Alba, Joel Madden, his brother Benji Madden, Lady Victoria Hervey, electronic artist, James Cameron, Serena Williams, Cash Warren, Nicole Scherzinger and someone who used to be Donnie Wahlberg all arrived by plane and car – but not train nor foot – to the Global Green USA 7th Annual Pre-Oscar Party themed ‘Greener Cities for a cooler Planet‘ at Avalon in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California. Keep it real, people… PA: It was raining:


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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at the Global Green USA 7th Annual Pre-Oscar Party themed 'Greener Cities for a cooler Planet' at Avalon in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California

Also there doing there bit for the planet by attesting a fancy party were Mia Maestro, Suzy Amis, Serena Williams, Judy Greer, Nia Vardalos, Mel B and husband Stephen Belafonte, Slash, Perla Ferrar, Q’Orianka Kilcher, Radha Mitchell and Carter Jenkins. The toilet paper was – we are assured – recycled and shiny…

Posted: 5th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)

The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon LA: In Pictures

ANORAK was there to watch the “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” in Los Angeles, California. We were there to see who gets sat by whom. Jennifer Aniston scored a seat by Daniel Craig. Russell Brand shared a seat with Katy Perry as he moves closer to becoming “That English dude who married Katy Perry.” And we got see what these fine people look like on the phone: Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Selena Gomez, Joe Jonas, Alyssa Milano, Reese Witherspoon, Ben Stiller, Kevin Jonas, Jeremy Piven, Samuel L. Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Jack Black, Nicole Scherzinger, Mel Gibson, Ellen DeGeneres, Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Taylor Lautner, Gerard Butler, Jack Nicholson and anyone else who fro a few dollars will whisper down the phone: “I love you. I’m your number one fan…”


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Singer Katy Perry and actor Russell Brand on the phone bank on "Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief", January 22, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Charity donations can be made online at

Posted: 23rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)

In 61 Pictures: People’s Choice Awards 2010

MARIAH Carey, Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp were all at the People’s Choice Awards 2010 held at the Nokia Theater on January 6, 2010 in Los Angeles. All were vying to take home a big glass tongue. Ashton Kutcher wanted to show everyone his new phone. Taylor Swift, Sandra Bullock, George Lopez, Chevy Chase, Victoria Asher, Jessica Alba, Alyson Hannigan, Hugh Jackman, Carrie Underwood, Nicole Scherzinger, Queen Latifah, Kate Walsh with a banister and loads of other liggers were there at the first big showbiz AGM of 2010. Pictures:


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Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner at the 36th Annual People's Choice Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, CA on January 6, 2009.

Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Top Six F1 WAGs

NOW that the F1 season is up and running, it’s time to take a closer look at the formula’s top WAGs (click on images to enlarge)…

1. Isabell Reis (Timo Glock)
The 27-year-old German, who drives for Toyota, may not be a star driver – yet – but he has still managed to bag himself a ridiculously good-looking model.

Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (3)