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NonuMum: Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda has nine children at once

PARP! P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P…Parp! Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda, 32, is ready pop put nine munchkins from her clown-car sized womb. The nonuplets will make Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda NonuMum. Husband Bernado is NonuDad, and the world’s most fertile being outside a gerbil’s cage.

Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda already has four kiddies. She is well set to be the mother to 13. (Only one of them can be Jesus, so last one out’s Judas. The names are sorted.)

Octomum is over. Unless Nadya Suleman, for it is she, can squeeze a three-year-old from money box, all is lost.

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Posted: 28th, April 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment