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North Korea Saves Kim Jong-Il’s Life And Hair With Secret Elixir

GREAT happenings and noble news from North Korea where a drink that can reverse aging has been created – and just in time to preserve the wonderful life of glorious leader Mr Kim Jong-Il.

The tincture is a marvel:

“It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells.”

Better than the Pride of Pyongyang – goes great with live fish!

“It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”

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Posted: 5th, June 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)