Posts Tagged ‘Olly Murs’
X Factor Playlist: Danyl Johnson Sings Prince’s Purple Rain, Stacey Solomon Does Springfield
ON tonight’s X Factor, Daniel Lloyd will be singing Stand By Me in the manner of Pinocchio before The Change, and Stacey Solomon will squeak out Son Of A Preacherman, not in the style of Amy Winehouse gargling baby milk.
As for the rest – with predictions:
John & Edward: GhostBusters, Ray Parker, Jr. It’s awful. But is it awful enough?
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Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor Stars Do A Christmas Carol, In Pictures
ANORAK was at the world premiere of Disney’s A Christmas Carol in Leicester Square last night.
All the big stars were giving a remake of a remake of what once was book of a cartoon the weight it deserves: Olly Murs, Stacey Solomon, Danyl Johnson, Jedward, Lucie Jones, Lloyd Daniels, Joe McElderry, Jamie Archer and anyone else you had never heard of a few months ago.
Peter Andre was also there, trying not to outshine the talent and doing his now trademark impression of Bob Cratchit to Katie Price’s Scrooge…
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Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
X Factor: Jedward’s Threesome, Olly Murs Croaks And Ghostbusters
X FACTOR Watch: Jedward sex shocker, Olly Murs croaks, a threesome, A Christmas Carol, Peter Andre and more sex…
PSST! Want to know about the “TWINS SEX FACTOR SECRET”?
The Daily Star follows its news on the “SIN TWINS – Shock X Factor favourites John and Edward Grimes have lifted the lid on their sex, drugs and booze demons” – with a focus on Jewdwar’s sex lives.
X FACTOR twins John and Edward Grimes are hiding a bombshell sex secret from their fans…
Can you guess? Is it:
a) They are brother and sister
b) They are husband and wife
c) They are shagging Dannii Minogue
d) They are virgins
e) They have no primary sexual characteristics
The answer is… d. And:
The gruesome twosome have only had one girlfriend between them.
What young girl or guy would not want to be the one between John And Edward?
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Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
X Factor: Teacher Shows Danyl Johnson And Olly Murs How To Quit
X FActor wananber Danyl Johnson is a teacher. Toby Moulton on Australian Idol shows him, John & Edward, Lloyd Daniels, Olly Murs and every other wannabe that singing might not be for them. A look at the X Factor show judges Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole suggests singing is not for them either – it’s just a gateway to the fame, riches and adulation.
Says Toby: “I now know you I am – I’m a teacher.”
It could be mawkish. The audience goes wild. But the man’s point is well made. You’ve got to want it to get on in Simon Cowell’s pop prep school. And wanting it can override any need for talent.
Toby Moulton did not want it enough. He knew his own mind. Simon Cowell knows his own mind. His acts seem to have left their minds at the door…
Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: John & Edward Come Clean On Drugs, Sex, Drink And Olly Murs
THE Star would like to tell you about John And Edward Grimes’ who tells us: “WE’RE THE SIN TWINS.”
Shock X Factor favourites John and Edward Grimes have lifted the lid on their sex, drugs and booze demons.
That would be Jedward (22-1, Betfair) who are right now sixth favourites to win the contest our of 8 acts, less liked than only the dire Lloyd Daniels (40-1, Coral) and the gushing Rachel Adedeji (30-1, BlueSquare). Favourite to win the show is Olly Murs.
Wit that fact cleared up, what about that sex, drugs and booze? Time to come clean – and get clean – lads:
The teenage twins say they know all about the dangers of the showbiz world. And, in an exclusive interview with the Daily Star Sunday, the brothers revealed how temptation has already come their way.
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Posted: 1st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
X Factor: Danyl Johnson And Stacey Solomon Adopt A Child
LET’S not focus on the vanity, the marketing department-led tug on the heartstrings and the grandstanding, so long as the children at Great Ormond Street Hospital get to meet Stacey Solomon (single mum: caring hate figure) and Danyl Johnson (teacher: nurturing hate figure ), everyone’s a winner.
As voters we demand that we get to know your elected leaders. Is Danyl good with kids or a misunderstood paedophile? Is Stacey a caring mum or a heartless go-ahead modern woman who wants it all? Are Olly Murs contagious?
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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
X Factor Finalists John & Edward Scare Sick Children For Charity
TIME for an X Factor Tribute to Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, and latterly the King of Prop(ofol).
What might be the best way to pay homage to the singer who, if Lloyd Daniels has the X Factor, surely had the XXX Factor? Dr Conrad Murray saying Jackson died from an acute bout of Olly Murs? Pub singer Jamie Archer dressing as a human sambuca? A Halloween rendition of Thriller with John & Edward coming as they are?
Later. For now, the The X Factor finalists are to release a cover (aka inferior copy) of Michael Jackson’s You Are Not Alone to – get this – raise money for Great Ormond Street Hospital.
Kids, you are not alone. Michael Jackson’s here. As Sky News reports:
Simon Cowell is urging fans of the show to buy the record to help sick children
And to help third-rate singers who are barely out of school.
In other X Factor news:
Wales Online, Nathan Bevan: “DRUGS can do funny things to a person.”
See above.
Take my uncle Iestyn for example. Someone once bet him to lick the top of the cistern down the toilets of his local and he ended up crawling round the dancefloor backwards, his trousers and pants down and barking like a dog.
To compound that image still further, I should probably tell you that Iestyn also has a pair of eyes tattooed on his buttocks. I can’t blame that on drugs though, he had them done years ago…But I digress.
What I actually wanted to talk to you about was Whitney Houston on X Factor.
Make the link…
Posted: 25th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole’s X Factor Lap Dance Undoes Whitney Houston’s Dress
HURRAH for the X Factor’s Cheryl Cole, whose singing over a backing tape of her, er, singing was a sensation on the show that still presents itself as a singing contest.
“It’s the “X Factor Babe’s Triumph”, screams the Daily Star’s front page. “CHERYL STEALS THE SHOW”. Cheryl has the “THE SEX FACTOR” (Mail) and the “WOW Factor” (Mirror) as she performs in an outfit from Kandy Rain’s bottomless draw.
Also singing on the X Factor was Whitney Houston, dressed in an elegant long gown. The Sun says she suffered an “embarrassing wardrobe malfunction with her frock”:
The six-time Grammy winner, backed by a troupe of male dancers, pulled a face when she realised the [dress] strap was sticking out.
Someone should have told Houston that you don’t need a wardrobe malfunction to be British pop star, you just need to come on stage dressed as a lap dancer and get mum, dad and the kids to clap along.
Get this from the Mail:
She was dreading performing on the same night as music legend Whitney Houston, but at least Cheryl Cole managed to keep her clothes on.
Cheryl had less clothes to keep on. But, of course, the difference is that while Cheryl Cole is declared a national treasure (did you vote on that decision?), Whitney Houston is a woman with a past. The Sun explains:
Judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue gave her a standing ovation when she finished – but Sun readers phoned in to call the performance “appalling”… And when Dermot asked Whitney about the standard of this year’s X Factor contestants she paused for several seconds, before saying: “They are young. They have room to grow. Practice, practice, practice.”
She paused because a) she was thinking of something positive to say about a gaggle of end-of the-pier acts (the pier at Weston –Super-Mare); or b) “Whitney admitted to US talk show host Oprah Winfrey last month that she used to smoke marijuana and crack cocaine. She got clean of drugs after going to rehab”?
Cole got clean from assaulting a toilet attendant. And she never paused because she’s got a backing tape.
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Posted: 19th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Simon Cowell Is Sick And Anton Du Beke Gives You Cancer
SIMON Cowell is “SICK”. And the X Factor is in “CRISIS”.
As other papers rant on about the Strictly Come Dancing Race Row (“Anton Du Beke is a garlic-munching surrender monkey” – Sun; “What did your grandpa do in the war?” – Express; “Anton du Berk gives you cancer” – Mail), the Star sticks with the X Factor news.
SIMON Cowell is in a race against time to appear on the X Factor’s first live final show after falling ill. He is laid up at home in pain and is battling to get well in time for tomorrow night.
If Simon can’t be there to offer his opinion, the fear is that the show will have to find another judge – and with only Kerry Katona and Mr Blobby available, this is indeed a crisis. The Star goes on:
The judge has also been banned from seeing the lads he is mentoring – Jamie Archer, 34, Olly Murs, 25, and Danyl Johnson, 27 – in case he spreads his germs.
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Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
