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Olympic Athlete Is Britain’s Drunkest Woman

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Olympic Athlete Is Britain’s Drunkest Woman

DAWN Marsden is “Britain’s drunkest woman” That is no small claim. And if you can top Dawn’s 28 pints a day, that title may yet be yours. We look forward to seeing the neck to neck Smack Down on Sky Sports 3.

Marsden is at Hartlepool Magistrates’ Court after admitting to stealing 10 packs of bacon. Light-fingered Dawn is handed a six-month conditional discharge. In court she is drunk, as befitting a woman holding the coveted title. Her brief tells the court:

“You may have noticed my client has a drink problem… She tells me on occasion she will drink up to 16 litres a day. She has a long-standing appetite for alcohol.”

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Posted: 16th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)