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‘Unpatriotic’ Cheryl Cole Back With Heroic Ashley: Pictures

ASHLEY Cole And Cheryl Cole Divorce: Ashley jets back to Surrey, patriotic men line up for a revenge shag and Vicki Gough, Sonia Wild, Brooke Healy and Alexandra Taylor – but not Cheryl Cole – are considered for OBEs.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Daily Star has huge news that Ashley Cole has begged Cheryl to take him back. As the front-page headline screams:

“ASH BEGS CHERYL: TAKE ME BACK”

Anything else?

“I’ll change, sobbing ace tells missus”

Ashley will change his pulling knickers, alleged, and his ways. This news from a “source”, via the tabloids to you, the reader. This sensation is trumped by the Sun’s front-page, which moves the reunion one stop on:

“ASHLEY HOME TO CHERYL”

Or as the Mirror’s front-page puts it:

“Ashley sneaks back for Cheryl reunion”

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Posted: 13th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)