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Facebook Is Dead: British Parents Use It To Spy on Their Kids Who Want To Be On Snapchat

THE death of cool is when the establishment start to get it. The BBC appearing at Glastonbury marks the big summer festival out as horribly uncool. Uncool can also be the moment your mum pokes you on Facebook. It turns out that teens in Britain and the rest of Europedon’t rate Facebook. But their parents do. Facebook is a way to spy on the kids. Who needs the NSA when you have Facebook?

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Posted: 27th, December 2013 | In: Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Walmart Sells Nintendo 3DS With Free Dirty Photos – Hurry Whilst Stocks Last!

“HE went to play his games, not knowing anything was on it,” says Tom Mayhew of his eight-year-old son and his ‘new’ Nintendo 3DS, the one he’d been given for Christmas. “After a while, [the kids] took pictures of themselves and when the picture was taken it went to a file. When that file was opened, there were already pictures on it.”

Not any pictures – but a dozen pornographic pictures.

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Posted: 27th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Are You Ready For Candy Crush, The Movie?

WE’VE entered a strange time for films. Films everyone can remember first time round are being remade, Ryan Reynolds is still getting work and, weirdest of all, films are being made based on toys.

Now, of course, action figures and the like have ended up on the silver screen, but the Rihanna-starring ‘Battleship’, based on a coordinates board game, flummoxed everyone. What next? Well, to save us all from a ‘what’s next – [insert ludicrous 'Monkey Tennis' idea here] joke’, we’ll cut to the chase.

Candy Crush, that’s what.

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Posted: 27th, December 2013 | In: Film, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In 1994 Tom Tomorrow Predicted The NSA Would Spy On All Of Us

IN 1994, Dan Perkins, aka Tom Tomorrow, foresaw the NSA and the American elite’s plan to watch us all and record our movements on tapes in his work for Spin magazine.

tom tomorrow hysteria In 1994 Tom Tomorrow Predicted The NSA Would Spy On All Of Us

 

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Posted: 27th, December 2013 | In: Flashback, News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Apple Finally Signs The China Mobile Deal

PA 18539328 Apple Finally Signs The China Mobile Deal

 

 

THE financial markets have been waiting for this for some years: for Apple to sign up with China Mobile to take the iPhone. The importance of it is that China Mobile is the last major airtime provider around the world that doesn’t currently carry Apple’s products. And with 760 million subscribers that’s a hell of a market that Apple is missing out on. The deal has finally happened:

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Posted: 23rd, December 2013 | In: Money, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Flashback: The Nuclear Bomb Alarm In Washington

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FLASHBACK to 05/03/1960: The nuclear bomb alarm in Washington is shown. The robot ‘“sensor’” detected the brilliant light of an atomic explosion and transmited an automatic warning instantly to distant Air Force command posts, signalling an attack.

Posted: 20th, December 2013 | In: Flashback, News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When The Asian Call Centre Phones Ask For Agent Samantha West

PA 8950767 When The Asian Call Centre Phones Ask For Agent Samantha West

TIME magazine’s Washington Bureau Chief Michael Scherer received a phone call from a Samantha West. The caller wanted to talk about Scheree’s health insurance.

He asked is she was real? She replied: “I am a real person, can you hear me okay?” The staffers called Samantha back:

She failed several other tests. When asked “What vegetable is found in tomato soup?” she said she did not understand the question. When asked multiple times what day of the week it was yesterday, she complained repeatedly of a bad connection

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Posted: 19th, December 2013 | In: Technology, The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

WHAT makes a memorable, quotable quote, the kind of thing you slap in an essay at school to earn a tick, or include in an article to illustrate a point, your theories backed up by a person of note’s wit and wisdom? Like you, we have no idea. But Phil Lucas has nailed it. It could be anything. He’s taken Facebook status updates and attributed them to famous faces. No longer trite, the words are injected with meaning and depth. Well, maybe:

 

Karl Marx

karl marx 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Mikhail Gorbachev 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

John Lennon

john lennon 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Lord Nelson

nelson 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Albert Einstein

albert einstein 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Nelson Mandela

nelson mandela 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Dalai Lama

dalai lama 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Winston Churchill

Winston Chburchill 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Mother Teresa

mother teresa 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Florence Nightingale

Florence Nightingale 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

George Washington

George Washington 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Tony Benn

Tony Benn 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Emily Pankhurst

Emily Pankhurst 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Marie Curie

marie curie 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Terry Waite

terry waite 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi

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Martin Luther King

King 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Malcolm X

malcolm x 21 Facebook Status Updates Made Into Inspirational Quotes

 

 

Jim Morrison

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Posted: 19th, December 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Politicians, Technology | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Checking Facebook Page Falls Off Pier And Almost Dies

A TAIWANESE tourist was walking along checking her Facebook page when she fell off Melbourne’s St Kilda pier.

Victoria state police reported the news with the headline: “Status Update: OMG One Step Too Far.”

Senior Constable Dean Kelly of the Water Police Squad says: “She wasn’t splashing around too much, she wasn’t in a panic. She admitted, ‘I can’t swim but I seem to be floating OK. She seemed to be floating on her back.
She had a backpack on – we’re not sure if that was providing her with a bit of buoyancy or something – and we were able to pull her aboard the boat. She had a mobile phone in one of her hands and when we pulled her aboard the first thing she did was apologise, say sorry, and then she explained that she’d been on her phone checking her Facebook page when she left the jetty unexpectedly and ended up in the water.”

Lest we forget:

Posted: 18th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Detonation Cord Christmas Tree Lights Up Everything

CHRISTMAS Tree of the day is this one made from detonation cord. Flick the switch and ka-boom. Look at that fairy go:

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Posted: 18th, December 2013 | In: Anorak TV, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Organising Traffic By Colour: A Beautiful Time Lapse Video

san diego studies Organising Traffic By Colour: A Beautiful Time Lapse Video

CY Kuckenbaker filmed a 4-minute shot from the Washington Street bridge above State Route 163 in San Diego at 2:39pm Oct 1, 2013. “My aim is to reveal the colour palette and colour preferences of contemporary San Diego drivers in addition to traffic patterns and volumes,” he says. “There are no CG elements, these are all real cars that have been removed from one sample and reorganized.”

Posted: 18th, December 2013 | In: Anorak TV, Cars | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


No Date Set For Digital Radio Switchover Because So Few People Care

PA 8666512 No Date Set For Digital Radio Switchover Because So Few People Care

DO you listen to the radio? Only at work or when there’s a football match on when you’re driving? Well, you won’t be forced into a digital switchover, as happened with television, because so few people actually bother listening to the radio that it barely matters.

It seems, such is the radio malaise, that everyone is still using analogue devices. Or the internet, of course.

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Posted: 17th, December 2013 | In: News, Technology, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Race To Mine The Moon For Helium-3 Is On

PA 18479041 The Race To Mine The Moon For Helium 3 Is On

LAST weekend, China landed a lunar probe on the moon. It was the world’s first soft landing of a space probe on the moon in nearly four decades. Along with the USA and the old USSR, China is only one of three nations to have reached the moon.

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Posted: 17th, December 2013 | In: News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Edward Snowden’s Letter To The People Of Brazil In Full

PA 16781565 Edward Snowdens Letter To The People Of Brazil In Full THIS is Edward Snowden’s open letter to the people of Brazil, published on A Folha today:

An open letter to the people of Brazil, from Edward Snowden

Six months ago, I stepped out from the shadows of the United States Government’s National Security Agency to stand in front of a journalist’s camera. I shared with the world evidence proving some governments are building a world-wide surveillance system to secretly track how we live, who we talk to, and what we say. I went in front of that camera with open eyes, knowing that the decision would cost me family and my home, and would risk my life. I was motivated by a belief that the citizens of the world deserve to understand the system in which they live. My greatest fear was that no one would listen to my warning. Never have I been so glad to have been so wrong. The reaction in certain countries has been particularly inspiring to me, and Brazil is certainly one of those.

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Posted: 17th, December 2013 | In: News, Technology | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Well Of Course No One’s Paying For Streaming Music Services

PA 11598124 Well Of Course No Ones Paying For Streaming Music Services

THERE’S a bit of a logical disconnect in this idea that we’re all going to sign up for streaming music services like Pandora, Spotify and so on. The problem being that the more free services there are competing for our custom then the fewer of us are going to bother to pay for it. This is indeed how it normally works you know, more suppliers thus lower prices to consumers:

Yet even as they have grown, streaming companies have encountered a stubborn problem: Music lovers will consume large amounts of music as long as it is free, but getting them to pay a monthly subscription has proved much more difficult.

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Posted: 16th, December 2013 | In: Money, Music, Technology, The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dictionary Update Says Geeks Are Cool And Not In the Least Bit Socially Awkward

geeks Dictionary Update Says Geeks Are Cool And Not In the Least Bit Socially Awkward

SO the language changes once again. Collins, the dictionary people, has just released its list of words of the year. They always do this just before Christmas in order to remind middle aged men that dictionaries make very good presents from Santa for their children. Just like their own fathers told them 35 years ago.

In the list change this year we’ve a change in the definition of “geek”. From one who is socially awkward, near incompetent, to one who is now at the blazing, leading, edge of contemporary culture.

“Often we find that they achieve better longevity too. Just compare previous generations’ use of words like ‘cloud’, ‘tweet’ and ‘tablet’ to ours.

“‘Geek’ is a great example of a word that has evolved from having a negative meaning to having a positive one.

“Its origins are in the 19th century, but it has most recently changed from describing someone preoccupied with computing to someone who is passionate about any field of expertise.

“This change in meaning represents a positive change in perceptions about specialist expertise, and is a result of the influence of technology on people’s lives in 2013.

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Posted: 16th, December 2013 | In: Books, News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robot Librarians Are Fighting Robot Thieves For Control Of The Internet

 

bot human Robot Librarians Are Fighting Robot Thieves For Control Of The Internet

DID you know that 61% of all web traffic is created by robots? A new report from web security company Incapsula says robots read the web more than humans. The company spotted at 1.45 billion bots from 20,000 websites over three months. Of the 61% robots, 31% are malicious.

Dr Ian Brown, associate director at Oxford University’s Cyber Security Centre, tells the BBC:

“Their own customers may or may not be representative of the wider web. There will also be some unavoidable fuzziness in their data, given that they are trying to measure malicious website visits where by definition the visitors are trying to disguise their origin.”

Frederic Lardinois ponders:

 

 

At first glance, this sounds like this means the number of nefarious attacks is up, but Incapsula actually notes that the bulk of growth in this number is due to what it calls “good bots.” Visits from certified agents from search engines and similar tools increased from 20 percent to 31 percent, for example. According to Incapsula, many search engines have lately increased their sampling rates. In addition, the SEO tools that try to help websites rank higher once they are crawled, also now often visit sites more often than ever before.

 

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Posted: 15th, December 2013 | In: Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Games Publishers Stick Up For Fans Against The Internet

PA 18380898 Games Publishers Stick Up For Fans Against The Internet

THERE are a lot of companies who still don’t understand the value of fan-made tributes to their products. Prince takes all his stuff off YouTube as soon as he can and some movie studios get riled at clips of films been shown. However, one industry that really understands it is the world of gaming.

YouTube is awash with walkthroughs, compilation videos, nostalgia clips and more, all made by fans for fans. The gaming community understands that it is all free publicity and enables gamers to feel at one with the games they enjoy.

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Posted: 13th, December 2013 | In: News, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Worry About Bitcoin? Why Not Just Start Your Own Currency?

PA 16899335 Why Worry About Bitcoin? Why Not Just Start Your Own Currency?

I ALWAYS feel remarkable clever when I find the Financial Times agrees with one of my ideas. It seems like confirmation that I’ve had a good idea sorta thing. And here they’re saying that investing in Bitcoin doesn’t look all that good an idea. For you can start up your own digital currency instead.

Buying Bitcoins while their price is so bubbly is nothing more than a gamble. Investing in other online currencies, or in companies that can help the Bitcoin economy develop, looks like a sensible use of a venture capitalist’s money.

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Posted: 12th, December 2013 | In: Money, News, Technology | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch The Top 10 Twitter Spikes Of 2013

PA 16949536 Watch The Top 10 Twitter Spikes Of 2013

 

THE Football Association are very disappointed that numbers of people taking up football are dwindling. It seems less kids want to run around in dreadful weather, getting lumps kicked out of them and paying their subs for the privilege.

In completely unrelated news, football took over Twitter in 2013 and dominated the spikes of activity the site had.

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Posted: 12th, December 2013 | In: News, Sports, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Melt Your Baby’s Brain With The Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat

SO. The iPotty was the Worst Toy of the Year. And then…we saw the Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat, Newborn-to-Toddler.

Fisher Price Ipad Apptivity Seat Newborn to Toddler Melt Your Babys Brain With The Fisher Price Ipad Apptivity Seat

 

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Posted: 11th, December 2013 | In: Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The iPotty Is Declared Worst Toy Of The Year

ipotty anorak The iPotty Is Declared Worst Toy Of The Year

IT is the season for the awards ceremonies and one organisation has declared that this, the iPotty, is the worst toy of the year. I have to admit that I can’t quite see it myself: either as the worst toy of this or any other year or as an actual product to be honest. What it actually is is simply a potty to be used, obviously, for potty training and containing a stand into which one can slip one of Apple’s iPads. And you might think that that’s about it and not something so heinous as to deserve this award:

BOSTON—December 9—It’s official. Fed up with the latest effort to insinuate screens into every nook and cranny of young children’s lives, members of Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood selected the 2-In-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad by CTA Digital as winner of this year’s TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young children) Award for the Worst Toy of the Year.

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Posted: 11th, December 2013 | In: Money, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Epic Calendars: Staffordshire’s Classic Beauties

EPIC calendars presents “classic curves 2014 Our own unique celebration of classic beauty”. Self Drive Classics Ltd has the details:

Over the last few years we have been lucky enough to work with local model and classic car enthusiast Joy. After several photo sessions and lots of ideas to spice up our website and advertising material we have ended up with quite a collection of great classic car based images. So this year we though ‘why not produce a calendar – just for fun?’

 

The chamois dress:

 

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Confort seats.

 

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Bond is green with envy.

 

calendar Epic Calendars: Staffordshires Classic Beauties

 

Buy it here.

Posted: 11th, December 2013 | In: Cars, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Free Speech Under Attack: Police Arrest Man For Nelson Mandela Joke

PA 13165692 Free Speech Under Attack: Police Arrest Man For Nelson Mandela Joke

 

 

IN the UK you can be arrested for a tweet or a Facebook comment. You can be jailed, too. Liam Stacey (above) was imprisoned for saying that critically ill black footballer Fabrice Muamba should die on the Spurs pitch. But the law is not equal because people who said Emma West should be murdered were not arrested. Jordan Blackshaw, 20, and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, 22, were jailed for four years jail for using Facebook to plan a riot. No-one responded to their online call. Like The Clash, they triggered no riot.

Stacey’s tweets were revolting. The Facebook duo are pillocks. Equally twattish is Leicester City footballer Michael Ball. He was fined £6,000 by the FA for tweeting this about Antony Cotton, a gay actor on Coronation Street: “That f**king queer. Get back to your sewing machine in Corrie, you moaning bastard.”

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Posted: 10th, December 2013 | In: News, Technology | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Facebook Button Allowed Users To ‘Sympathise’ With Other People’s Kids

 Facebook Button Allowed Users To Sympathise With Other Peoples Kids

FACEBOOK has a new button. Press it and you can “sympathise” with another Facebooker you don’t know well enough to call on the phone or speak to directly.

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Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0