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The Japanese solo wedding service for lonely princesses

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Are you a lonely princess looking for a lonley pricness to marry? Well, why not try a solo wedding in Kyoto?

You are single and you don’t know if you would be able to get married and have a wedding ceremony in the near future, but you would like to have some pictures of yourself in a wedding gown or in a gorgeous bridal kimono now, when you are young and beautiful..

..or you even believe that you don’t really have to get engaged to be able to wear a bridal outfit..

..or you are already married, but didn’t have a proper ceremony with a beautiful dress and you find this fact to be quite regretful..

..or you did wear a dress, but it was so long time ago that you would like to experience it again, or you were too busy with the wedding preparations to enjoy yourself fully during your special day and you are looking for a second chance..

Offer yourself an opportunity to experience the feeling of being a princess in a beautiful and charming city of Kyoto!

From ¥300,000 per person (one person only) you get the gown, the photos, flowers and a “Japanese man for image partner during the photo shoot… from ¥54,000 (clothing included).” No rpices are offered for lesser or greater men – say, the French or Texans – but Japanese men are ready and willing.

And realise that by 2015 33% of Japanese households will consist of a single person.  And brith-rates are so low that estimates say that by 2050 the population could be as low as 97 million – 30 million lower than now.

Posted: 2nd, January 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Writers and alcohol: Christopher Hitchens’ Seder Night sodality

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Christopher Hitchens talks about booze in his book Hitch-22:

I work at home, where there is indeed a bar-room, and can suit myself. But I don’t. At about half past midday, a decent slug of Mr. Walker’s amber restorative, cut with Perrier water (an ideal delivery system) and no ice. At luncheon, perhaps half a bottle of red wine: not always more but never less. Then back to the desk, and ready to repeat the treatment at the evening meal. No “after dinner drinks”—​most especially nothing sweet and never, ever any brandy. “Nightcaps” depend on how well the day went, but always the mixture as before. No mixing: no messing around with a gin here and a vodka there.

Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing. The only worthwhile miracle in the New Testament—​the transmutation of water into wine during the wedding at Cana—​is a tribute to the persistence of Hellenism in an otherwise austere Judaea. The same applies to the Seder at Passover, which is obviously modeled on the Platonic symposium: questions are asked (especially of the young) while wine is circulated. No better form of sodality has ever been devised: at Oxford one was positively expected to take wine during tutorials. The tongue must be untied.

Spotter: Ilia Blinderman

Posted: 1st, January 2015 | In: Books | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Miami Vice Ferrari is for sale

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What better way to kickstart 2015 then by investing  $1.75 million in the white Ferrari seen often in TV’s Miami Vice?

On eBay, the 1986 Ferrari Testarossa that was used on the classic TV action series.

The blurb runs:

The short story about this car, when the MIAMI VICE show first aired a Daytona Ferrari replica was used, when Mr. Enzo Ferrari watched the show and witnessed the Fake Daytona he was outraged that a replica car was carrying his Ferrari name, automatically a law suit against Universal Studios was started.

A couple of shows later a deal was struck… the agreement was for Universal Studios Hollywood to BLOW UP the original Daytona replica on the actual M.V. show and for two new 1986 TESTAROSSA’S to take over as the Special A.T.F. Vice cars.

Both cars were born Carbon black but the camera equipment 30 years ago wasn’t good enough to keep up with the night scenes and the speed of the cars. So, director Michael Mann decided that both cars were to be painted White and the Iconic Miami Vice Ferrari was Born.

The perfect car to showoff your white linen and silk suit…

 

Posted: 1st, January 2015 | In: Cars, The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Collins Atlas wipes Israel from the map: IDF wears invisibility cloak

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Israel has gone. It was never there. Anyone buying a HarperCollins Middle East Atlas in Jordan, Syria, the Gulf states, Saudia Arabia and Lebanon will find no Israel.

Bishop Declan Lang, chairman of the Bishops’ Conference Department of International Affairs, told The Tablet:

“The publication of this atlas will confirm Israel’s belief that there exists a hostility towards their country from parts of the Arab world. It will not help to build up a spirit of trust leading to peaceful co-existence.”

It could also mean that Islamic State goons see the blank space and think it a fine place to settle. They will march on this barren world and be systematically taken out by an invisible Army.

Publish at will…

 

 

Posted: 31st, December 2014 | In: Books, News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marketing Watch: make 2015 the year of Analcare creams

Happy New Year from the marketing team:

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If you anal itching isn’t salved you get your money back. You just need to prove it…

Spotter: @TheMichaelMoran

Posted: 31st, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Play-Doh Withdraws ‘Penis’ Dil-Doh Tool: Dolphin-on-Wheels Maker Thrives

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The Play-Doh dil-doh has been removed from the chelves. The dil-doh, a “2-piece extruder” from the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset upset parents in Tulsa.

Said one:

“It’s pretty phallic. It’s a pretty phallic cake decorating piece, not necessary, I don’t think.”

Necessary we do think?

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Posted: 30th, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Great gifts: the 1940s ‘No Name’ dolls

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Great gifts: the 1940s nameless boy and girl in celluloid.

 

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Spotter: MostlyForbiddenZone, flashbak

Posted: 25th, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


These karma Sutra-inspired lollies are a lick on a stick

Cancel the phallic Hen-night chocs and the trip to the caves at Ajanta. The “Kamasugar” lollipops by Italian artist and photographer Massimo Gammacurta are the Kama Sutra in a lick on a stick. Perfect.

 

 

Spotter: DM

Posted: 22nd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Unboxing a ShitExpress delivery box

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Sending a loved one a shit in a box is a neat idea. You can, of course, send your own poo. ShitExpress might one day become a cottage industry following a change in legislation (it’s illegal to post human turds) triggered by a full vegetarian diet for all and 2Girls One Cup training-and-aiming course. For now there is ShitExpres, the service that anonymously mails crap to your lover / ex-lover / prospective lover / teacher / organic farmer / etc. in exchange for Bitcoin and cash.

ShitExpress founder Peter explains the supply and delivery chain:

“What if someone placed an order? How to proceed? Where to get horse poop in this city? What about suitable, yet affordable packaging? What is the right size and weight? How to wrap it? What else should be added? How to convince customs this is a real gift, valued at $3-5? And what about that weird feeling of bringing a box of horse feces to the post office?”

Peter found lots of product at his local horse stables.

He adds:

“Thanks to strong support of our customers, we already developed a root base for additional services and new product line to be offered in the near future. Besides the shit, we definitely want to grow horizontally by covering more areas of business.”

Why not vertically. Reach for the gutter and the stars. From budget ant poo to showy elephant dung, there would be something for every price bracket.

Jason Koebler unpacks a delivery:

 

Posted: 22nd, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The most ridiculous football club Christmas presents: the Norwich City Tambourine, Liverpool Coffee Tin and more

Over on Pies: the most ridiculous football club-themed gifts for Christmas.

 

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Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
#7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat
#8: Sporting Lisbon Swimming Cap
#9: Huddersfield Town Tea Bags (Box Of 80)
#10: Werder Bremen Nesting Box
#11: Norwich City Tambourine
#12: Liverpool’s Iconic ‘This Is Coffee’ Coffee Tin
#13: Real Madrid Etch-a-Sketch
#14: Birmingham City Play-Dough Fun Box
#15: FC Dnipro Bucket & Spade

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.

Posted: 20th, December 2014 | In: Sports, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Howard Jacobson: why Christians make the best Nazis and Islamofascism is a myth

Howard Jacobson nails it. Why only Christians can be Nazis. And why Islamofascism is an amplified myth:

‘Christianity is key here,’ says Jacobson. ‘Muslims have needed the Jew less [historically], although there’s a lot of Muslim anti-Semitism now due to the Middle East. [But] Christianity’s had to leave [Judaism] behind, so it’s had to hate it, it’s had to say, we are not that, we are not that anymore, and then to say we were never that – so that’s a necessary hatred.’

‘And then out of that grew a sense of the possibility that all cultures have to have someone to hate. Not just a scapegoat. It’s more essential than that. Who am I, what am I? I am not that. To the degree you know that, you know who you are.’

Read it all…

 

Posted: 19th, December 2014 | In: Books | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How to build a human, by Eleanor Lutz

How to build a human, Eleanor Lutz:

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Posted: 18th, December 2014 | In: Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liz Prince On Tomboy: ‘I’ve always thought about gender’

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In Tomboy, Liz Prince looks at growing up, being a girl and what gender means:

“I’ve always thought about gender, as someone who has been categorically ‘gender nonconforming’ for my entire life, I was forced to think about it, but obviously I became more conscious of it as a social issue as I’ve gotten older. And as I’ve met more folks who are genderqueer or trans, it’s been really enlightening to hear their stories, and it got me thinking about my own gender history.

“An unexpected side effect of writing Tomboy is that I have gotten a lot of letters and emails from parents of tomboys, who say that they read the book, and they feel like they understand their children so much better now. I got a really emotional letter from a woman who has a tomboy daughter, who she has in the past tried to force to conform more strictly to a gender norm, and my book made her feel really terrible for doing that, because she understands now that her daughter should be free to express herself the way that is comfortable to her.

“I was really unprepared for receiving feedback like that; letters about how my book has actually changed the way someone approaches their parenting. It’s very validating.”

 

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Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: Books | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


This is your brain on alcohol and marijuana – 2 compare and contrast videos

AsapSCIENCE have produced a video on what happens to your brain on alcohol. This delicious “feelings of release and freedom” allow you to “think very little, but with great clarity.”

 

 

And now for the banned substance: marijuana:

Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Science decides: if you want to defeat men wear high heels

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Do high heels make you men go weak at the knees? This just in from science:

Scientists from the Universite de Bretagne-Sud conducted experiments that showed that men behave very differently toward high-heeled women. The results, published online in the journal “Archives of Sexual Behaviour,” may please the purveyors of Christian Louboutin or Jimmy Choo shoes — yet frustrate those who think stilettos encourage sexism.

The study found if a woman drops a glove on the street while wearing heels, she’s almost 50 percent more likely to have a man fetch it for her than if she’s wearing flats.

Another finding: A woman wearing heels is twice as likely to persuade men to stop and answer survey questions on the street. And a high-heeled woman in a bar waits half the time to get picked up by a man, compared to when her heel is nearer to the ground.

“Women’s shoe heel size exerts a powerful effect on men’s behavior,” says the study’s author, Nicolas Gueguen, a behavioral science researcher. “Simply put, they make women more beautiful.”

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Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Bradbury: how to burn a book without fire

This Dec. 8, 1966 file photo shows science fiction writer Ray Bradbury looks at a picture that was part of a school project to illustrate characters in one of his dramas in Los Angeles. Bradbury, who wrote everything from science-fiction and mystery to humor, died Tuesday, June 5, 2012 in Southern California. He was 91.

This Dec. 8, 1966 file photo shows science fiction writer Ray Bradbury looks at a picture that was part of a school project to illustrate characters in one of his dramas in Los Angeles. Bradbury, who wrote everything from science-fiction and mystery to humor, died Tuesday, June 5, 2012 in Southern California. He was 91.

 

Thought of the day:

“About two years ago, a letter arrived from a solemn young lady telling me how much she enjoyed reading my experiment in space mythology, The Martian Chronicles. But, she added, wouldn’t it be a good idea, this late in time, to rewrite the book inserting more women’s characters and roles…. The point is obvious. There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist / Unitarian / Irish / Italian / Octogenarian / Zen Buddhist / Zionist / Seventh-day Adventist / Women’s Lib / Republican / Mattachine / Four Square Gospel, feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse… The real world is the playing ground for each and every group, to make or unmake laws. But the tip of the nose of my book or stories or poems is where their rights end and my territorial imperatives begin, run and rule.” — Ray Bradbury

Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: Books, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


London’s Cereal Killer cafe and Belfast’s Slum shack in race to a hipster’s runny bottom

East London’s Cereal Killer cereal cafe is riding high on the news cycle. Eating cereal for dinner, lunch and tea is more likely to give you chronic diarrhea than cool. The news item on Channel 4 focused on the shocking news that Tower Hamlets is not a rich area. In fact, it’s pretty poor.

So. what kind of mugs spend £3 on a bowl of dried wheat when for the same price you can buy a cup of coffee?

 

 

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Posted: 12th, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Riot Police toys: teaching boys but never girls to smash rebellion

There’s a new take on cops and robbers in your playground. Cool kids can now crush insurrection and legal protest by becoming riot police.

And girls – forget it. Only boys get to crush heads and break bones of the State’s enemies:

 

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Posted: 10th, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fashion Fails: the ‘Don’t Open ‘Til Christmas’ WTF children’s onesies

Fashion brand Hatley has some intersting items for the kids:

 

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Up close:

 

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Oh, and dad gets one, too:

‘Til Chtistmas’

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Posted: 9th, December 2014 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brendan Jordan arrives: the gayest boy in the world advertises for American Apparel

 

Your hero in the above video is Brendan Jordan, the 15-year-old lurker who seized his chance when local news filmed in his area.

Said Master Jordan:

“I just saw a camera, and did my thing. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga, and that no one could destroy me.”

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Posted: 8th, December 2014 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For sale: the anti-Christ sword

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To Austin, Texas, where a Cragslist advert tells of a cursed, double-handed 18th century broadsword.

They say “they could feel a strange energy in my sword room”.

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Posted: 7th, December 2014 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mock the poor with a Clinton Cards ‘Council Estate Santa Clause Christmas Card’

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Cop a load of this  Christmas card from @ClintonsTweet. It”s ‘funny’.. Well, so Clinton Cards says.

Council Estate Santa has:

1. He Has a serial record for breaking and entering!
2. He uses various wild animals to pull his sleigh
3. He only works once a year
4. He’s never actually been seen doing any work in his whole life
5. He drinks alcohol during working hours
6.He barely leaves his home for fear of being recognised
7. He wears the same, out-of-fashion clothes everyday and never washes them
8. He uses loads of different names and aliases purely for his own gain!
9. He gets letters from lot of people, all demanding that he owes them things!
10. He can get hold of all the latest designer gear but never pays a penny for it!

His wife is not a ho-ho-ho. That would, presumably, be too funny…

 

 

 

 

 

Posted: 6th, December 2014 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0