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You can buy this ‘Channel’ taxidermy thong

 

taxidermy G-string

 

Spotter: Crappy Taxidermy. DM

Posted: 20th, October 2015 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United: new adidas retro kit comes with free Chelsea bottoms

Man United chesesa kit

 

Adidas know their market when it comes to flogging footy gear to the new fans. The firm’s new line of retro Manchester United kit includes the  ‘1985 track jacket’.  For a mere £65 the jacket goes well with the …

Posted: 13th, October 2015 | In: Chelsea, Fashion, manchester united, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lou Reed was a charmless ‘racist wife-beater’

Lou reed racist

 

Lou Reed wasn’t everyone’s best pal. A new biography by Howard Sounes labels Reed a racist, a sexist and a wife-beater. Reed was a man “with so little personal charm he would be regularly discharged from private gatherings.…

Posted: 13th, October 2015 | In: Books, Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Poo like a unicorn on a squatty potty: watch a brilliant advert

potty

 

The Squatty Potty is a $28 footstool that slides under your toilet. You use it by squatting on the toilet. This, we are assured, is the best way to take a dump.

To illustrate this marvel, the,Squatty Potty hired …

Posted: 10th, October 2015 | In: News, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American tourist writes great Facebook post about life in England

In 1942, GIs in England were given a handbook. It instructed the visitors how to behave and consider their hosts. Fast forward to 2015, and Scott Waters, a 66-year-old from St Augustine, Florida, is on his fourth trip to …

Posted: 8th, October 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Inappropriate children’s toy of the day: the 3D butt plug

children sex toy

 

Inappropriate toy of the day: the 3D Magic toy (and not a butt plug).…

Posted: 4th, October 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Toys R Us gives away free live ammo with Minecraft Foam Diamond Swords

Jasemin Stephenson says she never order 800 rounds of 9mm ammunition for Toys R Us. She only wanted the Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword. But when the order arrived to her Virginia Beach, Virginia, home, the free ammo was with the …

Posted: 3rd, October 2015 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


LOL: Happy Traveler turns your cat and dog into an astral surfer (photos)

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Happy Traveler “all Natural” calming chews reduces your nervous or anxious cat or dog. What’s in this “all-natural herbal calming formula for stressed, nervous, or anxious pets?” And where can we get some?

 

 

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Active Ingredients:

Posted: 28th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Womanizer: the utterly weird German aid to masturbation that looks like a kazoo

womanizer sex

 

Female masturbation is presented as a good thing. Men who toss off are, well, tossers but in the mainstream media dildos and all manner of devices are symbols of female emancipation. And now there is the Womanizer. Yeah, there’s …

Posted: 25th, September 2015 | In: News, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The tarty Donald Trump cosplay outfit exists

sexy donald trump costume

 

For $70 that’s less than you pay your Mexican gardener, right? – you can buy a saucy Donald Trump outfit. What straight, red-blooded American male doesn’t look at Trump and think, ‘Boy, I’d sure like to make sweet love …

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Celebs for hire: Keith Chegwin will be your mate at a Stag Do

Keith Chegwin Stag do

 

 

Keith ‘Cheggers’ Chegwin is a man for hire. Anyone seeking mates and funsters for a Stag Do can hire the former children’s telly entertainer:

He’s been at the top of his game since he first burst energetically onto

Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watford restaurant served horse to diners who ordered zebra

If you ordered zebra and received horse, would you notice? Is the marbling different – the zebra being the more stripy meat? Watford’s Steakhouse eatery has been fined £4,000 after steaks it served as “zebra” and “wildebeest

Posted: 20th, September 2015 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United: Alex Ferguson ‘reveals the real reason’ he quit Old Trafford (again)

Screen Shot 2015-09-19 at 11.22.48Sir Alex Ferguson today “reveals the real reason for his retirement as Manchester United manager” to the Daily Telegraph. It’s an “exclusive“. But really it’s just part of Fergie’s marketing for his new book, Leading

Posted: 19th, September 2015 | In: Books, manchester united, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


These spoof Tesco wine labels are better than the real thing

To Tesco , where a marketing wag has replaced the usual product information guff with rare insight and wit.

Malbec wine is: ‘Full of tangy clagnuts with a smooth hint of disco and funk. Great with Jaffa Cakes. Taste

Posted: 16th, September 2015 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Terrible fashion: the BlueBella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow £16.00

 

 

Women are being old the BlueBella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow for £16.00.

Body Bow by BlueBella
Satin ribbon
Oversized design
Can be tied in a number of ways
Presented in a mesh gift pouch
Hand wash
100% Polyester

Posted: 16th, September 2015 | In: Fashion, News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liverpool balls: Rafa Benitez has Steven Gerrard’s number in phone call spat

Debrecen v Liverpool - UEFA Champions LeagueSteven Gerrard has told us about his gashed penis, how he bleeds Liverpool red and “hates” Manchester United. Now Gerrard uses his new book to reveal his thoughts on former Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez.

“I can pick up the phone

Posted: 15th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nightclub installs special vomiting toilet

toilet puke dish

 

A Czech nightclub has installed a high dish for vomiting puking into.

Of course, it’s in the men’s room, so it will also be used for pissing in.…

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: News, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liverpool balls: Stephen Gerrard gets a gash on his penis in Bournemouth

 

In today’s extract from Stephen Gerrard autobiography, the Daily Mail shares this anecdote with readers:

“The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the day my penis was cut and then stitched shut on an unromantic afternoon in

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, News, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch: scientist hasn’t washed for 12 Years uses bacteria to ‘stay’ clean

 

American scientist Dave Whitlock says:

“No one did clinical trials on people taking showers every day. I have not taken a shower in 12 years.”

(Via Oddity Central):

….In fact, he says that the chemicals in our soaps

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: News, Strange But True, Technology, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liverpool: Steven Gerrard reveals what would have made him stay at Anfield

The Daily Mail is puffing its interview with former Liverpool and England captain Steven Gerrard.

 I might have stayed if Liverpool offered me the right job, reveals the Kop legend

Might have. Before we get to his latest words, it’s …

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0