Anorak

The Consumer | Anorak - Part 96

The Consumer Category

We bring you the chic and unique, the best and most bizarre shopping offers both online and offline. We offer you tips on where to buy, and some of the less mainstream and crazy, individual and offbeat items on the internet. Anything that can be bought and sold can be featured here. And we love showcasing the best and worst art and design.

Time Magazine Is So Cheap It’s Almost A Free Gift

IS Time magazine something anyone actually reads?

YEARS ago I took out a subscription to Time mag just to get some free gifts – Christmas cracker stuff, as it turned out, writes Madame Arcati.

Long before I cancelled, unread issues

Posted: 7th, June 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chinese Foods Of Walmart: Crocodile Face, Pix ‘n’ Mix Meat And Live Frogs

WE’VE just got back from China where the food is plentiful and covered in a sauce so that you can’t tell what it is. As these pictures from a Walmart in China

You have already read 1 premium article for

Posted: 5th, June 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The World’s Greatest Paddling Pool: Pictures

SUMMER is here and with it the chance to catch rainwater in a paddling pool. Get a load of that’s swanky My First Inst-set pool. You can all your mates (two

You have already read 1 premium article for free

Posted: 2nd, June 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Six Flags Bans Woman For Guns Tattoo But Exposes Kids To Violence?

THEY won’t allow Samantha Osborn, 30, into the Six Flags Over Texas fun park because she has a tattoo on her chest of a pair of six-shooters surrounded by yellow roses.

You have already read 1 premium article for free

Posted: 28th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Japanese McDonald’s Customer Weighs His Salt Content With Scales

DID you know that McDonald’s sell their chips by weight? The Japanese diner in our video wanted his full quota of 135 grams. He took along a set of scales and noted that he only been given 113

You have

Posted: 15th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is KFC Promoting Low-Fat Insect Eating In London?

KENTUCKY Fried Chicken’s Leicester Square branch is not just about good chicken it’s about flies, a mouse and cockroaches. KFC is nothing if not innovative. KFC might well be champion of entomophagy . The Double Down looked to be

Posted: 12th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Waterstones New Logo Is Average And White With Big Saggy Breasts

WATERSTONES has a new brand logo . The bookshop is going to save itself from the online onslaught by seducing customers with a huge pair of saggy breasts. The slogan is Feel every word

You have already read 1

Posted: 11th, May 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Selfridge’s Paloma Faith, Florence & The Machine And Dizzee Rascal In Sounds Of The Mind

ANORAK’s favourite Chromatron Paloma Faith is sat in the window of London’s Selfridge’s department store. She’s in Dorothy’s stripper heels, Jimmy Savile’s hoisted up tracky bums and Mini Mouse’s muffs. It’s a look that can only catch on. Also there

Posted: 10th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed – Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra And Stuffed Bears

HARROD’S has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store? Will Al Fayed now also sell Fulham

Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Most Sexually Suggestive Foods: An Updated Gallery

LET’S skip dinner and get right down to it. We can spend the tip on snacks. Anorak presents an updated gallery of the

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage And Brilliant Testimonials

GET the Fart-Eating Blanket for a Better Marriage.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits.

Testimonials:

“Its warm and it works!”
Nate and Kristina, NY

“I have

Posted: 1st, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Muslims, Far Right, And Our England Today Unite To Boycott Kentucky Fried Chicken

MORE on the goings on at Lancashire’s Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets. Muslim group Lancashire Council of Mosques, the English Defence League and Our England Today all unite to gang up on KFC. This

You have already read 1 premium article

Posted: 30th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Inside Shanghai’s Obama Night Club: No Id Needed

THE new Obama club has opened in China and it is terrific. It’s the Obama-themed venue of choice. No proof of Id is needed, you can smoke in secret and sit around looking good.

You have already read 1 premium

Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Dannii Minogue’s Project D Fashion Range

DANNII Minogue, the X Factor judge, unveiled her new fashion line Selfridges store in central London. It’s a clothing range called Project D. It was hard to see past Dani’s bulging tummy. We guessed that was the first clothing range

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blackburn’s Anti-Halal Kentucky Fried Chicken Demo: Everyone Battered

BREAKING news in the KFC halal demo No arrests at anti-halal demo at Blackburn KFC.

“According to police, the protest was organised by the English Defence League, although a similar event at a KFC in Preston was attributed to

Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Delay Premature Ejaculation For Three Hours

PRILIGY is the pill to stop premature ejaculation. Just insert the pill into the end of your…

No. the Priligy 30mg tablet is delaying device. It’s £76 for a pack of three. The Sun , which publishes this fact as

Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ads: Areath Franklin And Liza Minnelli Diva The Snickers

ADVERT of the Week award goes to Snickers for this Diva creation featuring Aretha Franklin and Liza Minnelli.

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 24th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marmite Sues BNP And Hitler’s Tizer

WHAT do you have more: the BNP or Marmite? Not white Marmite black marmite? A jar of Marmite appears in the top left-hand corner of a

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the

Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield Endorses Your Bum Crack

INTRODUCING the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield ”, a sticker that prevents your bum crack from being visible over the top of your jeans. Now your arse crack can be endorsed. Fashionistas will love the sticker that costs just 11

Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Coca Cola Brings You The Taste Of Karl Lagerfeld

THANKS to Coca-Cola Light, we now have answer to the perennial question: “What does Karl Lagerfeld taste of?”

To our minds, the Chanel designer looked like he tastes of essence of cloves over a base notes of wet rubber sheeting.

Posted: 19th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Grace Kelly: Style Icon Exhibition Arrives In London’s V&A

JOAN Collins was the star turn at the Victoria & Albert Museum in central London, for a private viewing of Grace Kelly: Style Icon ‘, an exhibition about the life of Princess Grace of Monaco. Also there was walking

Posted: 16th, April 2010 | In: Fashion | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Walkers World Cup Crisps Skip The Pudding

WALKERS has a new range of flavours out in time for the World Cup. It’s a national dish explosion. No Scotland, which means no roast Mars Bar and lard flavour; and no Zimbabwe either, depriving crisp adventurers of the taste

Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Sale: Marilyn Monroe’s Chest X-Ray

TO Julien’s Auctions in Las Vegas to bid for Marilyn Monroe’s chest X-Ray from 1954.

Also for sale, Monroe’s

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Miranda Kerr Undoes The Peado Bikini

MIRANDA Kerr shows you that you don’t need the Paedo Bikini to look younger. Miranda Kerr is wearing a bikini for Ayyildiz Swimwear. So great is the bikini that in open still Miranda looks keen to escape it. She undoes

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Fashion, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds Is Porn Guess Who: Pictures

HAVING thumbed our braille copy of Playboy , and enjoyed many games of Porn Guess Who (TM) , and Blind Man’s Muff, we now deliver a copy of Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds. The book for the blind has images

You

Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0