X-Rated X Factor
“THIS is gobsmacking.”
Words used by one “TV insider” in reaction to the news that Simon Cowell’s X Factor TV show is populated by “randy twin lads”.
Twins Jordan and Ryan are two parts of the band Ghostt.
They are said to have been dating two sisters from a girlband that also – get this – features on the X Factor.
Rightly this is front-page news. And the tin lid is placed squarely upon the scoop when we learn that when the boys swapped places Naomi and Leah had no idea.
Says a stunned Leah of Pop ensemble Chance Sisters: “I’m not denying anything. I was seeing Ryan and then Jordan started flirting with me and I didn’t realise it was him. He ended up staying the night. All I’ll say is that the twins are very difficult to tell apart.”
But nothing happened. the X-Factor keeps a clean house. The story goes that Ryan/Jordan arrived in Leah/Naomi’s room after he had heard screaming. She had seen a spider/locust. And he/she stayed for hours to chat and such.
“It’s quite funny really,” says Jordan/Leah/Noami/Ryan/Simon.
Indeed…
September 15th, 2007 at 1:22 am
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