Gary Glitter Is Hiding: Want to Know Where?
GARY Glitter was on the runway last night. ITN news broadcast pictures of his plane, in scenes not witnessed since the PLO (Paedo Liberation Army) was in its pomp.
Would the plane explode in a fireball? Would Glitter’s hostages to media be allowed to disembark unmolested? Or would they be required to chant “Leader… Leader… Leader” and the plane taken to Legoland?
Kier Simmons, the youthful broadcaster was onboard. A honey trap? Possibly. But Simmons remained intact, and free to tell us that “YES” Glitter had landed.
SKY News says Glitter is “in hiding”. He is. He’s hiding under your bed. Now he’s in the wardrobe. He’s in the Israeli’s camp at the Olympic Games…
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Given he suffered a heart attack earlier this week, and couldn’t possibly leave Bangkok……
Still we’ll spy that glitter anywhere- sequins always shine and give away the hiding place
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
In which case he’s probably in deep cover; the Berserkistan Rhythmic Gymnastics team may have a brand new member…
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Great, i’ve always wanted a baby sitter that pays me instead of the other way round… although i hear his record show that he only takes on preteens.
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
** ** his pacemaker? ** **
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
all those reporters and cameramen on jollies to the Far East….. they even managed 24 hours in Bangkok after their 3 days in Vietnam and a quick return trip to Hong Kong.
Never mind the devastation at Madrid airport, they relied on amateur phone footage for that, far more important to follow Gary Glitter.
Bet Thai Airways were thrilled to have business and first class full to overflowing. though to be fair some of the newbie newshounds had to settle for economy.
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
But wasn’t Madrid closed for about 7 hours after the crash?
Whats more important , tracking a paedo or hindering the rescue services
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
How many people does it take to track a paedo on a plane?
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Er, none?
After all, he’s not going to get off the plane in mid-air…
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Probably the same number to film an air disaster.
But to be honest once the plane or other vehicle has stopped burning all that remains is a complete tragedy. At least it was human error? and not human malice.
I recall though the picture of a trainer pictured floating on calm waters off the US coast
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
He’s probably weirdly happy to be back in the limelight baring in mind he’s never getting his career back.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
The thought of GG baring anything is not a happy one…
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Apparently he has asked that in the event of his death, he is cremated and his ashes placed inside an etch-a-sketch - that way, kids will still get to play…..
M and A
less is more!
August 24th, 2008 at 6:42 am
He is in hiding at a safe-house somewhere in the country. Just wait until the public find out and the ensuing pandemonium will get him shifted elsewhere just like an event recently in Australia that made world news. His son disowns him be advised!
August 24th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Well I hope the do gooders who wanted him here will foot the bill for all the safe housing and the other bills that are coming our way to keep him here.
I mean even if he has signed the register for sex offenders it doesn’t stop them how many times have they been caught re doing these things.
will he pay his taxes will he heck as like he is bankrupt so he says but he still has some hidden away for when he decides to do a runner.
August 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Those pesky do gooders. They should be made to fight the powers that be. That would teach them.
August 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Is it me, or does GG not look uncannily like Richard Branson? Or vice versa even!
August 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Gary Glitter was on myspace last year , was removed by the media. He was on Myspace again in january and was removed by the media.
Not because he was a pervert , because he was actually publishing extracts from his book.
While Gliiter is a pervert, the Journos are simply retarded, over-paid and can justify holiday’s abroad as Glitter justifies he’s a humble man.
For each ludicrous glitter story published, some real news is simply not reported.
Frankly I know more about Glitter than the average Journalist , as Gary Glitter was blogging for about 3 months when he was in the CHOKEY. Incidentally there was nothing spectacular in his writings. He even wroteextracts from his book on the site.
However I do not have a NUJ card, coke habit and the desire to write ” The Paedo of the Gang” every two minutes. So if people are stupid enough to buy tabloids to keep some unimaginative twerp in designer gear. Let the presses roll….
Glitter is a foolish perverted old man who really deserves no coverage, but if you are a poor reporter and have the research skills of a billy goat with brain damage, I would start producing the “Gary Glitter Times”.