Russell Brand’s Retarded Call For World President Obama
THE BBC is leading with news of MTV’s 25th annual Video Music Awards.
It features Britney Spears, and the news that she didn’t do anything newsworthy, and Russell Brand, the try-hard comedian and watered down Jerry Sadowitz.
Brand has got his big break. What will risqué, outrageous, cray-zee Russell do? And note that the man whose style he apes began a show in Canada with “Hell Moose-f*****s” and a gig for anti-racism with “Nelson Mandela… What a ****!”
Says Russell Brand:
“Please, America, elect Barack Obama. On behalf of the world.”
That’s right, Brand thinks Barack Obama is going to be president of the world. He also thinks the average brace-faced American teenager cares for politics.
US rapper Kanye West was in the crowd. He is seen whooping. The hope is, one presumes, that the white youth in the vanilla suburbs who buy West’s music will whoop and vote as he directs.
Brand then apologises to an act called the Jonas Brother for making fun of their purity rings, the jewellery that lets all perverts know you are untouched.
The edgy comic apologises. For shame. He then says George Bush, who the US electorate voted in twice as their leader, was “retarded”, or as British audiences might have it a “spasmo”.
“I’m famous in the United Kingdom,” says Brand.
And the BBC broadcasts the slur and the electioneering, and its self-regarding Breakfast telly presenters keep on smiling…

September 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Brand is without doubt an extraordinarily witty guy! Shock factor may work on a working-class audience in the UK - but he was in the US!
Fucking Hell! Imagine loads of Putrid Professor Pam Pendings in the audience?
Calm down Brand. They will like you a lot more if you don’t tell them what to do!
September 8th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I’m a British journalist. No one in the UK says spasmo. Where did you get that from?
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A tad sweeping, perhaps?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
what is a putrid professor pam pending
September 8th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Over here in Blighty, the word “spasmo” does not exist.
Enjoy making up words, do ya?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
he talked politics in a dry way. He crashed and burnt…
September 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Who the hell is this liberal Russell Brand, we do not need an obamanation, uh, dude, why do you wear eye liner, girlie man
September 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The jokes were funny, the response has been lame. I can understand it of the 12-year-old boyband fans posting on YouTube, it seems infantile in grown Americans. If you don’t want an edgy show, don’t hire an edgy comedian. Russell trailed his interest in both politics and the Jonas Brothers’ focus on sex (the absence of) well in advance of the show.
As with his previous award shows, when the dust settles Russell’s funny lines will survive in the memory: George Bush will go down as many things – a man who should not be “trusted with a pair of scissors” is by no means the harshest judgment history will make. And not how all those disapproving newspapers make sure to propagate the joke while pulling a sober face. puritanical and hypocritical – the classic US combination.
Russell Brand was famously sacked for his response to 9/11 – going into MTV dressed as Osama Bin Laden. George Bush’s response to the same event was to invade a country that had nothing to do with it, killing thousands of men, women and children and making his country a byword for obscene brutality along the way – and the American people gave him four more years of power. Go figure.
September 8th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
we used to call each other spasmo at my school. and “spastic”, “pikey”, “joey”,” flidder” etc
September 8th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The Translator - sorry to contradict but it does exist in certain teenage circles under the age of 16…..
September 8th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
There is nothing funny about Russell Brand. And as for his ‘political commentary’, well what a load of bollocks.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If he is famous in the UK he needs to stay there as his kind of humor is not needed in the USA. Who in the heck is he to try to get into our American Politics. GO HOME BRAND. He runied a great show and I have a feeling he will not be offered any more televised shows here. Way to go Brittney
September 8th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Actually, I think his autobiography raised quite a few titters, though admittedly I was incarcerated at the time, and reading it via the Daily Wail, whose outrage at its shocking contents required it to quote vast chunks so that its readers could be outraged too…
September 8th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’m enjoying reading American mens response to Russell across the internets.
Russell has probably slept with more women than all the men in North America put together, last thursday, and yet they still trot out lines like “wow, he looks like a girl!” etc etc.
Honestly, Russell isn’t the funniest man in the world but he is a bit amusing. The haters are just coming across as, dare I say it, “retarded”.
Shame the awards didn’t feature any faux-lesbian snogging - that would have given the American dudes something to focus on.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I am a retarded american and insulted that Russell Brand would compare me to George Bush. Shame on you Mr. Brand.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I’m quite besotted with Russell but he does sometimes go a teeny bit over the top!
However, the organisers know him and chose him and he did what it said on the box!
And of course, everyone’s talking about it. Success.
I enjoyed reading his autobio but in a secret, plain cover, sort of way as I have children older than him.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Mike - I agree that you should be insulted - George Bush can only dream of achieving your level….
September 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
He’s almost as funny as Amir Khan’s glass jaw!!! Did you see the slow motion replay of jelly faced Khan’s career ending knock down?
September 8th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
why do we bring this kind of outrage to our media-controlled society, and we the complain that there is not self control and respect, particularily among the younger generation?… this clown has not even earned the here to have an opinion about american government… and this is not our kind of comedy… so many fabulous comedians available and they give bog bucks to this clown… to shock Britney…. what do you know?
September 8th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
TC - Spasmo. Doing a spaz. No-one says it because its crass …like, retarded. Like a parelcon…
September 8th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I think Russell Brand did a great shock but some people have for got about all the other Shock comics like Howard Stren he showed his ass on MTV
We need to be shocked more often
September 8th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Funny how comedians from the UK always call America racist. The first black congressman in the USA took office in 1868; the first “black” (actually Asian Indian, but the British refer to him as black) parliament member in the UK took office in 1892. In the USA, the first black female was elected in 1968; in the UK, the first black female was elected in 1987. The first black cabinet member in the USA was appointed in 1966; the first black cabinet member in the UK was appointed in 2002. The first female cabinet member in the USA was appointed in 1977; the first black female cabinet member in the UK was appointed in 2003.
I’ll give the UK credit that they have been ahead of the USA when it comes to electing women to office. However, the USA has been at least a generation ahead of the UK when it comes to non-whites in politics. So shouldn’t comedians in the UK start calling themselves out as racist before pointing at the USA. Goshdarnit, we are sexist not racist…just look at our press’s reaction to Palin!
September 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I want to thank Russell Brand for his comments. It will no doubt bring a nationwide look at the types of people that would rather see Obama elected than the McCain/Palin ticket. With Kayne West whooping in the wings, yet he doesn’t have an iota of any intllect as it applies to politics - other than stating that “Bush hates black people” after Katrina hit New Orleans. Yes, he is a real avenger of the political spectrum fror liberals.
In the US we argue amongst ourselves in regards to politics - I respect the UK - but opinions on elections outside of your own country should be kept to yourself!
September 8th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Russell Brand is a f*cking retard.
September 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Who gives a fart what this ding-a-ling Brand thinks? Regardless of your political persuasian why would anyone let their President, whether you voted for them or not, be addressed in that way from some disrespectful individual from another country? That just blows my mind! I didn’t vote for the guy, but he’s the elected leader of my country. B.S. to any station and show that doesn’t demand the proper respect given. there apparently isn’t any national patronage from both the viewing audience and the presenting show to make that worth viewing……
September 9th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Yeah, yeah…so he talked politics and as inappropriate as it may have been, it didn’t offend me nearly as much as some of his other comments.
When the Jonas Brothers perform you know that there will be hundreds of thousands of 10 to 14 year old girls watching. These girls, for the most part, couldn’t care less about the presidential election (sad but true). What probably will stick with them though are his comments about the cherry chapstick, about taking the Jonas Brothers’ purity rings and about masterbating. I hope those comments went over most of the children’s heads. Unfortunately, my 13 and 15 year olds got it.
He may have been fine had he been on late night tv, but it was so out of line for Prime Time.
September 9th, 2008 at 3:10 am
I have always enjoyed mtv, but turned it off after that prancing insane peacock Brand made
his so called “political speech.” Now I know why we chased their butts out of New Orleans.
Remember the battle of New Orleans?
September 9th, 2008 at 3:37 am
I truly and honestly don’t think it matters if you support Bush or Obama or McCain on whatever. I think the VMAs weren’t the appropriate place for a Brit to make comments on American politics (especially with the, “trust me, I’m famous, so I must be right” kind of attitude). I don’t think the VMAs were the appropriate place for ANYONE to make political comments. And, yes, why he may have gone too far on some of his statements for the mass public, look what he’s done for himself. Everyone knows who Russell Brand is now. 98% of them had no clue this man even existed until Sunday, and now everyone knows his name.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Russell Brand was totally awesome and anyone who disagress must be a total f**king waste of space. You pathetic jerks just dont know how to take a joke. You guys think you can tell the rest of the world what to do yet when someone criticises your government you can’t take it. Russell Brand is now officialy an absolute legend!
September 9th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Russell Brand…..What a great influencial speaker for Barak Obama! I wonder what the polls are going to say after this! I bet Barak gets a “BUMP” after this speech!! Get this guy on the campaign trail to open up for Obama/Biden, my god what has the Obama/Biden ticket done without this guy in their corner! Put a dress on him and give him some Pom Poms and watch what comes out of the woodwork for Obama/Biden! Need I say more?
September 9th, 2008 at 11:42 am
The point being over-looked is that Russell Brand is known for being ’shocking’. He was employed as presenter for the show to be ’shocking’ and guess what? He was ’shocking’ and now everyone’s talking about it.
Shocking eh?