MICHAEL Jackson never died. He just put on weight and stopped keeping his trousers up by pressing his hand on the gusset. Also, this video proves that Jackson really is someone’s dad. Gerra load of that dancing:
And that’s how Jackson got to be naked from the waist down, yer honour…
ERIC Dunn is ‘running though white people neighborhoods’ with his shirt off…
RYAN Lee Chiropractic Center is open for business. It might be an idea when advertising health remedies that not everyone agrees with to shy away from a “not-so-serious” commercial that features the chiropractor stood behind and on top of young, photogenic women:
DISCO the budgie:
Disco seems to be repeating things he’s overheard. He’s make a terrific spy but an astonishingly poor confidant.
BOUNCERS get refused. This is enjoyable:
THE three things that stand out in this video of classroom rebel Jeff Bliss, 18, at Duncanville High School, Texas:
1. The student is right
2. The other students don;t say a thing or back him up to put him down
3. The patient teacher listens and debates with him
Teaching by handing students test papers to fill in has become the norm in too many schools. It’s lazy. It teaches only compliance.
MARIJUANA Man run out of weed. Just say “no, thank you.”
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EPIC adverts: David’s Pizza:
STAR Wars: the 1970s French disco dance-off between Darth Vader and C3PO:
CULLMAN Liquidation is a company you can trust.
We buy, sell and move mobile homes, and we have been doing it for 16+ years.
BAD Lip reading presents “The Walking (And Talking) Dead” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead:
OTHER than stopping traffic what use is a zebra? Well, Wambui the Zebra has a keen sense of civic duty. He puts out cigarettes. Sure, he creates a mess when he wazzes on them. But as soon as the absorbant sloths arrive, things are soon cleaned up…
TO Mt Warren Park, on the outskirts of Brisbane, Australia, where a woman is attempting to steal petrol. She makes to escape. But the car’s driver puts their foot down before she’s in the vehicle. She get caught on the fuel line and takes off into the air. The line snaps. The petrol gushes around her.
IN this video, a man slaps the woman he’s dancing with.
TO Tigre, Argentina, where a man crossing the road has narrowly avoided being run over by a speedboat. The boat was being towed by a car. The car’s driver has been fined.
IF you or a loved one dies in Guatemala, then Funeraria López is looking for stiffs:
THIS is “the show that unlocked the web’s passion for eating carrots.” Jon eats one pound of carrots per episode.
IN I was Led Zeppelin Roadie 1971-74, one man rakes over the coals of his memory. You can almost smell the burning. After Spinal Tap’s roadie has finished recalling this and that, you can wonder about memories of Zeppelin here.
Members of the pop group Led Zeppelin and singer Sandy Denny, pose in London in September 1970 after receiving their awards in the Melody Maker Pop Poll. Led Zeppelin, John Bonham, left; Robert Plant, second from left; and Jimmy Page, right were voted top group in both British and International sections, and Robert Plant topped the British male singer section. Sandy Denny was voted Britain’s top female singer. Date: 01/09/1970
BECAUSE cats are utterly terrifying, here’s video of a cat learning to talk to the wind:
Spotter: Tastefully Offensive
THE Condom Challenge is about making your own entertainment. The Condom Challenge involves snorting a condom up your nose and pulling it out of your mouth. If you can pull it out full, you win.
Spotter: The Daily What
WHEN a young child is under attack from a sheep, you need to laugh along and keep filming.
DRILLING for water in Holland. It is good that anyone should film it. But it’s still funny. Canned laughted would ruin it. So too would music. It’s the clank of the pole as it hits one of the diviners in the spout that tickles the funny bone:
HAVE you ever been gay farming in a public toilet? He had. Ray did it in London whilst looking for the moon:
WHEN a canoe sinks, the rescue crew hope into action. Don’t panic!
TO Custer state park in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Our intrepid pioneers are making their way. Then buffalo. The female passenger does not overstate the threat of the huge cow in her path when she declares “We’re going to die!”