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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Dies Mating A Traffic Light In Virginia

RUDOLPH the Red Nosed Reindeer is dead. He died after being impaled on a set of traffic lights at the annual parade in Richmond, Virginia. Some says he spotted the red light and thought it a potential mate.

Spotter: Metro

Posted: 8th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV News Reporter Missing The Big Story Behind Him

BECAUSE the news is what’s happening around you, here’s a TV reporter missing what’s going on behind him. Remember: when you fall over its a tragedy; when she falls over its comedy…

Spotter: Rumor Rat

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Donald Trump’s Hair Tsunami Takes Off

DONALD Trump’s hair is a thing of wonder. But can it break ways and form its own career? Don and Don’s hair are getting snuggly in the Gillette Stadium Skybox. But, then, one of them wants away…

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video Flashback: IBA Engineering Announcements (2) 1984

AN Independent Broadcasting Authority announcements for the Radio & TV trade. TV has never been so pure:

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 12 Days Of Chavmas: And A Knocked Off Nintendo Wii

THE 12 days of Chavmas. Merry Crim-bo!

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chinese Taxi Driver Is Going The Right Way

THE Chinese taxi driver is going the right way. It’s everyone else who is wrong…

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tigger Spoons Piglet: Pooh Bear Is Sexualised

TIGGER – Mr A Tiger – is spooning Piglet. Pooh would be envious. Isn’t that his bondage gear Piglet’s got on?

Says Dr Asif: “The source of Piglet’s anxiety is acute..”

Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Almost Killed In Live TV Stunt: Crowd Give Low Scores

samuel koch Man Almost Killed In Live TV Stunt: Crowd Give Low Scores SAMUEL Koch is on the German TV show Wetten, Dass?. He will bounce over five cars wearing stilts with springs stuck to them. The cars arrive. Koch leaps. He lands horribly.

In the crowd, a couple of kids hold up sigs with an “O” on them? Is that a score? It’s a tough crowd.

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Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Pulled From Path Of Speeding Train

AT Madrid’s Puerta del Angel station, a man has fallen onto the track. People look on. Some wave their arms. Because you can stop a speeding train by waving your arms. One man takes a more direct approach. The 30-year-old police officer pulls stricken figure to safety:

Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hammy Channukah Song Of The Day: Miracle Matisyahu

HAMMY Channukah song of the day: Miracle Matisyahu

Spotter: Percy

Posted: 5th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Calls Police To Report Snowman Stolen In Kent: Listen To The Audio

stolen snowman Woman Calls Police To Report Snowman Stolen In Kent: Listen To The AudioYOU are about to hear a recording of a woman reporting her snowman as being stolen. It was in her garden. And then, when she came out, there is was – gone!

She has used pound coins for eyes and teaspoons for his short metal arms.

Says the victim:

“It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect someone to nick your snowman.”

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Posted: 3rd, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Norwegian News Flash Flasher

THE Norwegian news flash is NSFW. It adds to the Norwegian news oeuvre, a body of work that features The Weather In Norwegian, the Daily Mirror’s Live TV show in which Eva Bjertnes or Anne-Marie Foss wore bikinis over their occluded fronts…

Posted: 3rd, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boston’s Sexy Saturday: Beer And Campari Soaked In A Tampon All Night Long

BOSTON’S Sexy Saturday features P Diddy, 50 Cent, Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis stripping, more Obama and a tampon loaded with Pabst beer and Campari “all night long”.

This advert is endorsed by Prince Charles (also there):

Watch it to the end.

Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rock Warrior Thor Will Now Tear Up The Vegas Strip

ROCK Warrior THOR will now entertain you.

It’s Merv Griffin. It’s 1976. It’s whipped hair. It’s THOR!!!!

Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Paedo Bikini Gamehow

just like mom The Paedo Bikini GamehowPULL on your Peado Bikini and tune into Anorak TV’s game show of the 80s.

It’s Just Like Mom, “in which the object of the game was to see how obscenely inappropriate the host could get with the child contestants before being carted off to the big house.”

OK. Mr Daily What is kidding. It wasn’t the Big House – it was a Catholic reconditioning centre in Berlin…

Those were innocent times.

Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Reiki Cat Is In

THE Reiki cat is in and making house calls:

Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Owl Catches The Invisible Mouse: Video

WANT to see an owl catch the invisible mouse? ‘Course you do. Pay attention:

Posted: 29th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Goes To Toilet In Middle Of Shop: A Video Guide

HERE’S a video guide for any of you who’ve been caught short while on an expedition to the shops. Study the video footage and see if you can spot the moment she drop her draws and goes for it in the Nextel store.
And look out for the store detective surveying the evidence, closely…

Posted: 29th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Women Force Men In Female-Only Train Carriage To Do Sit-Ups

THERE’S a female only carriage on the Delhi Metro. But men still get onboard. Then police did a spot check at Guru Dronacharya station. The men were fined Rs 250. They were then beaten by the women and forced them to do sit-ups.

Who would you ban from your carriage on the train? Anorak would have a carriage where it was compulsory for anyone calling the office to put the call on loudspeaker, so allowing everyone to hear both sides of the conversation.

Posted: 29th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Goes To Toilet In Middle Of Shop: A Video Guide

HERE’S a video guide for any of you who’ve been caught short while on an expedition to the shops. Study the video footage and see if you can spot the moment she drop her draws and goes for it in the Nextel store.

And look out for the store detective surveying the evidence, closely…

Posted: 28th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Suspected Drink Driver Smashes Into Police Car

THE man in the car is a suspected drink driver:

Posted: 28th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cat Fight: The Greatest Crow V Cat Fight Of The Year (Video)

CAT Fight: The Greatest Cat v Crow Fight Of The Year (Video):

Posted: 27th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The TSA’s Japanese Instructor Revealed: Video

THE TSA has Japanese roots. The boarder guards are enjoying the WMD – Women of Mass Distraction…

Previously:

The Fig Leaf of Knowledge

The kiddie grope

The theme tune of the TSA

Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Turkeys Vote For Christmas And Love Panto: Video

TURKEYS love Christmas. They love panto. “Does anybody like Chritsmas?”

The crowd goes wild…

Hello Sunderland!

Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Best And Worst Of Robert Kilroy-Silk Video: He Really Did Exist

kilroy silk2 The Best And Worst Of Robert Kilroy Silk Video: He Really Did ExistBEFORE Jeremy Kyle crawled from an egg, there was Robert Kilroy-Silk to entertain the institutionalised and journalists in the mid-morning TV slot.

Having seen the Kylie “At the end of the day” video (below), now enjoy Kilroy’s TV review.

Kilroy was the MP who became a telly wonder and ended up eating a kangaroo’s penis on I’m A Celebrity. Where could he go from there but to the highlights package…?

After Kilroy, enjoy Kyle:

At the end of the day:

Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0