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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

MV Clelia II Hits Rough Seas: Pirates Don’t Bother To Attack

LIFE aboard  MV Clelia II is fun. You actually feel like you’re on an actual boat in an actual rough sea in the middle of the actual Atlantic Ocean.

Last one to the marble bathroom’s a Somalian pirate!

Hilarious Video: Aboard The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner In Heavy Seas

Spotter: Time

Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Student Fees Demo: Japanese Join Westminster March (Video)

STUDENTS on the demo in Westminster, this is how you march. The Japanese do it with precision:

Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fosters Ashes Advert Is Childish And Very Gratifying

THE Fosters Ashes advert in live. One Nil! A quick sketch by Anthony Richardson: (It’s a bit NSFW – volume down, cricket fans).

Spotter: Anorak Live

Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor: Proof That The X Factor Is Not Fixed

matt cardle 2 X Factor: Proof That The X Factor Is Not FixedTHE X Factor is not fixed. Cheryl Cole is the nation’s sweetheart. One Direction are not a cynical marketing ploy.

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Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Most Dangerous Snow Trick Ever: Video

WHEN building a huge snow manhood is not fun enough, the cool kids of Europe strap a mate /victim / relative to a sledge on a roof and push her off. She then falls. Falls. Falls. Falls. And then… Well, take a look. It’s not in the least bit dangerous – so long as you wear a hat and scarf…

Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


An Irishman Explains The Fall Of The Celtic Tiger To Americans (Great Stuff)

irish economy An Irishman Explains The Fall Of The Celtic Tiger To Americans (Great Stuff)A “REAL Irishman” is on the streets of the USA talking to a genuine American TV reporter who fails to understand that when you encounter an angry Irishman the language can be fruity and blunt.

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Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Penguins Have A Dilemma

PENGUINS – we have a dilemma…

Spotter: Arbroath

Posted: 8th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Dies Mating A Traffic Light In Virginia

RUDOLPH the Red Nosed Reindeer is dead. He died after being impaled on a set of traffic lights at the annual parade in Richmond, Virginia. Some says he spotted the red light and thought it a potential mate.

Spotter: Metro

Posted: 8th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV News Reporter Missing The Big Story Behind Him

BECAUSE the news is what’s happening around you, here’s a TV reporter missing what’s going on behind him. Remember: when you fall over its a tragedy; when she falls over its comedy…

Spotter: Rumor Rat

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Donald Trump’s Hair Tsunami Takes Off

DONALD Trump’s hair is a thing of wonder. But can it break ways and form its own career? Don and Don’s hair are getting snuggly in the Gillette Stadium Skybox. But, then, one of them wants away…

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video Flashback: IBA Engineering Announcements (2) 1984

AN Independent Broadcasting Authority announcements for the Radio & TV trade. TV has never been so pure:

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 12 Days Of Chavmas: And A Knocked Off Nintendo Wii

THE 12 days of Chavmas. Merry Crim-bo!

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chinese Taxi Driver Is Going The Right Way

THE Chinese taxi driver is going the right way. It’s everyone else who is wrong…

Posted: 7th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tigger Spoons Piglet: Pooh Bear Is Sexualised

TIGGER – Mr A Tiger – is spooning Piglet. Pooh would be envious. Isn’t that his bondage gear Piglet’s got on?

Says Dr Asif: “The source of Piglet’s anxiety is acute..”

Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Almost Killed In Live TV Stunt: Crowd Give Low Scores

samuel koch Man Almost Killed In Live TV Stunt: Crowd Give Low Scores SAMUEL Koch is on the German TV show Wetten, Dass?. He will bounce over five cars wearing stilts with springs stuck to them. The cars arrive. Koch leaps. He lands horribly.

In the crowd, a couple of kids hold up sigs with an “O” on them? Is that a score? It’s a tough crowd.

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Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Pulled From Path Of Speeding Train

AT Madrid’s Puerta del Angel station, a man has fallen onto the track. People look on. Some wave their arms. Because you can stop a speeding train by waving your arms. One man takes a more direct approach. The 30-year-old police officer pulls stricken figure to safety:

Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hammy Channukah Song Of The Day: Miracle Matisyahu

HAMMY Channukah song of the day: Miracle Matisyahu

Spotter: Percy

Posted: 5th, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Calls Police To Report Snowman Stolen In Kent: Listen To The Audio

stolen snowman Woman Calls Police To Report Snowman Stolen In Kent: Listen To The AudioYOU are about to hear a recording of a woman reporting her snowman as being stolen. It was in her garden. And then, when she came out, there is was – gone!

She has used pound coins for eyes and teaspoons for his short metal arms.

Says the victim:

“It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect someone to nick your snowman.”

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Posted: 3rd, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Norwegian News Flash Flasher

THE Norwegian news flash is NSFW. It adds to the Norwegian news oeuvre, a body of work that features The Weather In Norwegian, the Daily Mirror’s Live TV show in which Eva Bjertnes or Anne-Marie Foss wore bikinis over their occluded fronts…

Posted: 3rd, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Snow Penis I Made In Mum’s Front Garden: Video

THE snow has fallen and it’s time to show mum the gigantic snow penis you made in her front garden:

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Posted: 2nd, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boston’s Sexy Saturday: Beer And Campari Soaked In A Tampon All Night Long

BOSTON’S Sexy Saturday features P Diddy, 50 Cent, Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis stripping, more Obama and a tampon loaded with Pabst beer and Campari “all night long”.

This advert is endorsed by Prince Charles (also there):

Watch it to the end.

Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rock Warrior Thor Will Now Tear Up The Vegas Strip

ROCK Warrior THOR will now entertain you.

It’s Merv Griffin. It’s 1976. It’s whipped hair. It’s THOR!!!!

Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Paedo Bikini Gamehow

just like mom The Paedo Bikini GamehowPULL on your Peado Bikini and tune into Anorak TV’s game show of the 80s.

It’s Just Like Mom, “in which the object of the game was to see how obscenely inappropriate the host could get with the child contestants before being carted off to the big house.”

OK. Mr Daily What is kidding. It wasn’t the Big House – it was a Catholic reconditioning centre in Berlin…

Those were innocent times.

Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Reiki Cat Is In

THE Reiki cat is in and making house calls:

Posted: 30th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Owl Catches The Invisible Mouse: Video

WANT to see an owl catch the invisible mouse? ‘Course you do. Pay attention:

Posted: 29th, November 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0