Anorak TV Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
IRAN and six world powers have been talking about nuclear stuff in Geneva. And while the talkers talk, the nuclear machine gets built. Although Fox News says the computer worm known as Stuxnet is causing havoc at the country’s two man nuclear sites. But we can worry. What to do? What to do? Here’s what. Chris Hayward and Nat Saunders have knowledge:
LIFE aboard MV Clelia II is fun. You actually feel like you’re on an actual boat in an actual rough sea in the middle of the actual Atlantic Ocean.
Last one to the marble bathroom’s a Somalian pirate!
STUDENTS on the demo in Westminster, this is how you march. The Japanese do it with precision:
THE Fosters Ashes advert in live. One Nil! A quick sketch by Anthony Richardson: (It’s a bit NSFW – volume down, cricket fans).
Spotter: Anorak Live
WHEN building a huge snow manhood is not fun enough, the cool kids of Europe strap a mate /victim / relative to a sledge on a roof and push her off. She then falls. Falls. Falls. Falls. And then… Well, take a look. It’s not in the least bit dangerous – so long as you wear a hat and scarf…
PENGUINS – we have a dilemma…
RUDOLPH the Red Nosed Reindeer is dead. He died after being impaled on a set of traffic lights at the annual parade in Richmond, Virginia. Some says he spotted the red light and thought it a potential mate.
BECAUSE the news is what’s happening around you, here’s a TV reporter missing what’s going on behind him. Remember: when you fall over its a tragedy; when she falls over its comedy…
Spotter: Rumor Rat
DONALD Trump’s hair is a thing of wonder. But can it break ways and form its own career? Don and Don’s hair are getting snuggly in the Gillette Stadium Skybox. But, then, one of them wants away…
AN Independent Broadcasting Authority announcements for the Radio & TV trade. TV has never been so pure:
THE 12 days of Chavmas. Merry Crim-bo!
THE Chinese taxi driver is going the right way. It’s everyone else who is wrong…
TIGGER – Mr A Tiger – is spooning Piglet. Pooh would be envious. Isn’t that his bondage gear Piglet’s got on?
Says Dr Asif: “The source of Piglet’s anxiety is acute..”
In the crowd, a couple of kids hold up sigs with an “O” on them? Is that a score? It’s a tough crowd.
AT Madrid’s Puerta del Angel station, a man has fallen onto the track. People look on. Some wave their arms. Because you can stop a speeding train by waving your arms. One man takes a more direct approach. The 30-year-old police officer pulls stricken figure to safety:
HAMMY Channukah song of the day: Miracle Matisyahu
She has used pound coins for eyes and teaspoons for his short metal arms.
Says the victim:
“It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect someone to nick your snowman.”
THE Norwegian news flash is NSFW. It adds to the Norwegian news oeuvre, a body of work that features The Weather In Norwegian, the Daily Mirror’s Live TV show in which Eva Bjertnes or Anne-Marie Foss wore bikinis over their occluded fronts…
THE snow has fallen and it’s time to show mum the gigantic snow penis you made in her front garden:
BOSTON’S Sexy Saturday features P Diddy, 50 Cent, Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis stripping, more Obama and a tampon loaded with Pabst beer and Campari “all night long”.
This advert is endorsed by Prince Charles (also there):
Watch it to the end.
ROCK Warrior THOR will now entertain you.
It’s Merv Griffin. It’s 1976. It’s whipped hair. It’s THOR!!!!
PULL on your Peado Bikini and tune into Anorak TV’s game show of the 80s.
It’s Just Like Mom, “in which the object of the game was to see how obscenely inappropriate the host could get with the child contestants before being carted off to the big house.”
OK. Mr Daily What is kidding. It wasn’t the Big House – it was a Catholic reconditioning centre in Berlin…
Those were innocent times.
THE Reiki cat is in and making house calls: