Anorak TV Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
RUDOLPH the Red Nosed Reindeer is dead. He died after being impaled on a set of traffic lights at the annual parade in Richmond, Virginia. Some says he spotted the red light and thought it a potential mate.
BECAUSE the news is what’s happening around you, here’s a TV reporter missing what’s going on behind him. Remember: when you fall over its a tragedy; when she falls over its comedy…
Spotter: Rumor Rat
DONALD Trump’s hair is a thing of wonder. But can it break ways and form its own career? Don and Don’s hair are getting snuggly in the Gillette Stadium Skybox. But, then, one of them wants away…
AN Independent Broadcasting Authority announcements for the Radio & TV trade. TV has never been so pure:
THE 12 days of Chavmas. Merry Crim-bo!
THE Chinese taxi driver is going the right way. It’s everyone else who is wrong…
TIGGER – Mr A Tiger – is spooning Piglet. Pooh would be envious. Isn’t that his bondage gear Piglet’s got on?
Says Dr Asif: “The source of Piglet’s anxiety is acute..”
In the crowd, a couple of kids hold up sigs with an “O” on them? Is that a score? It’s a tough crowd.
AT Madrid’s Puerta del Angel station, a man has fallen onto the track. People look on. Some wave their arms. Because you can stop a speeding train by waving your arms. One man takes a more direct approach. The 30-year-old police officer pulls stricken figure to safety:
HAMMY Channukah song of the day: Miracle Matisyahu
She has used pound coins for eyes and teaspoons for his short metal arms.
Says the victim:
“It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect someone to nick your snowman.”
THE Norwegian news flash is NSFW. It adds to the Norwegian news oeuvre, a body of work that features The Weather In Norwegian, the Daily Mirror’s Live TV show in which Eva Bjertnes or Anne-Marie Foss wore bikinis over their occluded fronts…
BOSTON’S Sexy Saturday features P Diddy, 50 Cent, Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis stripping, more Obama and a tampon loaded with Pabst beer and Campari “all night long”.
This advert is endorsed by Prince Charles (also there):
Watch it to the end.
ROCK Warrior THOR will now entertain you.
It’s Merv Griffin. It’s 1976. It’s whipped hair. It’s THOR!!!!
PULL on your Peado Bikini and tune into Anorak TV’s game show of the 80s.
It’s Just Like Mom, “in which the object of the game was to see how obscenely inappropriate the host could get with the child contestants before being carted off to the big house.”
OK. Mr Daily What is kidding. It wasn’t the Big House – it was a Catholic reconditioning centre in Berlin…
Those were innocent times.
THE Reiki cat is in and making house calls:
WANT to see an owl catch the invisible mouse? ‘Course you do. Pay attention:
THERE’S a female only carriage on the Delhi Metro. But men still get onboard. Then police did a spot check at Guru Dronacharya station. The men were fined Rs 250. They were then beaten by the women and forced them to do sit-ups.
Who would you ban from your carriage on the train? Anorak would have a carriage where it was compulsory for anyone calling the office to put the call on loudspeaker, so allowing everyone to hear both sides of the conversation.
HERE’S a video guide for any of you who’ve been caught short while on an expedition to the shops. Study the video footage and see if you can spot the moment she drop her draws and goes for it in the Nextel store.
And look out for the store detective surveying the evidence, closely…
THE man in the car is a suspected drink driver:
CAT Fight: The Greatest Cat v Crow Fight Of The Year (Video):
THE TSA has Japanese roots. The boarder guards are enjoying the WMD – Women of Mass Distraction…
TURKEYS love Christmas. They love panto. “Does anybody like Chritsmas?”
The crowd goes wild…
BEFORE Jeremy Kyle crawled from an egg, there was Robert Kilroy-Silk to entertain the institutionalised and journalists in the mid-morning TV slot.
Having seen the Kylie “At the end of the day” video (below), now enjoy Kilroy’s TV review.
Kilroy was the MP who became a telly wonder and ended up eating a kangaroo’s penis on I’m A Celebrity. Where could he go from there but to the highlights package…?
After Kilroy, enjoy Kyle:
At the end of the day: