Cat Lassie Will Save You – A Video For Dog Lovers
CAT Lassie is here. Go on, Cat Lassie. Get help.
Little Justin Bieber’s fallen down a mine shaft and the only thing saving him from certain doom is his pull ups snagged on a rusty nail.
So, Cat Lassie. Go!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Vuvuzela: The Last World (Video)
THE Vuvuzela. Everyone has an opinion on the World Cup bugle. But you can’t hear them for the f****g buzz of a huge kazoo.
You need action. You need a dog:
Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)
In Pictures: Origins Of Vuvuzela Discovered (NSFW)
In Pictures: The World’s Biggest Working Penis
The Vuvuzela:
Posted: 26th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
England V Germany: World Cup Fighting Begins
ALL that jingoism whenever England play Germany has reached India. Everyone is now up for a fight.
After the tabloid media has worked readers into a frenzy of fat-gutted patriotic bellicosity, it will tell the same readers how pathetic the thugs are who react with violence when England lose, or win.
Anyow. Do not mess with this one. He”s well up for it:
World Cup: Germany Less German Than England And Other War News
World Cup: Germany Face England And Her Media War Machine – News Round-Up
England V Germany In Pictures: A History Of World Cup Rivals
Posted: 25th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Stop Man Driving In Ice-Skates
TO Kazakhstan, where police have stopped a drunk driver wearing ice-skates. Can he walk in a straight line? Hell, no. But he can leap like a salmon and spin like a top…
Posted: 21st, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kitten Rides A Tortoise To Work: Video
HERE’s a video of a kitten riding a tortoise to another hard day at the wool factory. Best hurry – time and motion are in this morning…?
In Pictures: ‘Two Face’ – The Kitten With Two Faces
Nine lives of this:
Posted: 20th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Crash Sight TV Reporter Nearly Killed By Crashed Bus
IN Today’s Guide To TV Reporting, we remind you not to stand too close to the bus crash.
The media does like be at the centre of the story – but let’s not be a statistic, people…
Posted: 19th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dog Gets Even On Honking Car Driver
DOGS. You like them. So. Here’s a video of a dog getting even on a car driven by biting off the licence plate. And that’s it…
Posted: 19th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Surra De Bunda Is The New Lap Dancing: Video NSFW
SURRA De Bunda is the new lap-dacing. If you can still get up afterwards, she didn’t do it right…
Brazil is going nuts for the Surra De Bunda, Portuguese for:
“I did me back in picking up paper clips, luv.”
The Surra De Burra is now one of the Top Five Most Lethal Dances in South America.
Take them, away, Rosa…
Posted: 18th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Boyanka Angelova’s World Cup Masterclass
BOYANKA Angelova does things with a ball that will make Robert Green and World Cup footballers feel ashamed.
Take it it away Boyanka…
Posted: 16th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Snapping Turtle Meets Reporter’s Nose: Video
INTRODUCING CBS 2′s Tony Aiello who joins When Animals Attack: Pictures Of Animals Going For People. Aiello is holding a female snapping turtle. So. how doe sit feel to be snapping turtle?
The answer is swift:
“I’d like to think I have a ‘nose for news. I’m glad my nose survived in one piece.”
Adding:
“I knew the creature walked slow, but snapped quick. I sure found out just how quick. No wonder snapping turtles have been around for more than 50 million years. They know how to fend for themselves.”
But they need an agent. Next weeek, an intrepid reporter investigates how man-eating tigers got their name:
Posted: 13th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Thief Smashes And Grabs Own Head: Video
TO New Zealand, where two local criminal masterminds are using a rock to attempt a break in at Empire Skate, in Herd Street, Chaffers Marina.
Says Detective Sergeant Mark Scott:
“We can see from the CCTV images, one of the offenders is seen throwing a rock at the window which then comes down and hits him on the head, at which point they flee the scene.”
Wonder that the rock doesn’t just sink into the sponge-like matter…
Posted: 12th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How Not To Load A Jetski Into A Van: An Idiot’s Guide
IN Today’s Video Guide, we teach you how not to load a jetski into a van:
Posted: 9th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Pee Wee Herman Goat Win Britain’s Got Talent – We’re Spellbound
EAT your heart out Spelbound and chandi – Pee Wee Herman goat wins Britain’s Got Talent. Well, he should have.
The goat does impressions. He’s propably not even a goat..
He’s that good…
Posted: 6th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Drinking Problem Video of The Day: The Delano’s Russian
DRINKING Problem Video of The Day is presented by the Russian woman in the Delano’s grocery store on 27th & Geary in San Francisco.
The man behind the camera tells us:
I shot this after she had been going at it for a while and she’s starting to slow down. She was throwing bottles at other customers before. I know she’s Russian because that was the language she was yelling at the poor store clerk and the security guard who tried to stop her. Six cops ended up coming, and the first one pulled his gun the second he turned the corner and yelled out “Raise your arms or I’ll put a bullet in your fucking head!” While this was going on, I bought some mac & cheese from a panicking cashier.
Smash and gab:
Posted: 4th, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lurker Of The Day: Man Wears Only A Sock To Be On Greek TV
LURKER of The Day is this chap on Greek TV who wants to appear on the magic box dressed only in a sock.
Ankle, knee or leg warmer, sir?
Note: the image looks like a trailer for the Brady Bunch home sex tape.
Posted: 3rd, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Thieves Attacked With Flying Bookcase
A WOMAN has been robbed. Her bag has been snatched.
Locals react.
She gives chase. They give chase.
The thieves’ bike crashes.
A bookscase flies. Then a cupboard…
Posted: 2nd, June 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘Breakfast Is About Jesus Christ’: Michael Declares Himseslf An Atheist To Catholic Mum (Video)
MICHAEL tells his Catholic mum he’s an atheist. Mum reacts. A camera trolls. And Jesus gets breakfast ready.
Michael, breakfast is about Jesus Christ. Well, not the Pop Tarts, obviously – they are about the Devil. But the corn flakes are definitely Jesus’s…
NSFW language:
Posted: 31st, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
TV Reporter Filmed Breaking Into Car, Almost
THANKS to this TV reporter we know how easy it is for a “car prowler” to break into a car.
All he needs is hammer, a car and closed window.
To help us, the hard of understanding, better know how a car window breaks when hit by a hammer, the reporter has a hammer and a window.
Roll VT. And check the door isn’t open:
Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Young Boy Saved From Falling Off Escalator: Catch Of The Day
CATCH of The Day is enacted by the shopper who saved a four-year-old boy from tumbling to his death at a Turkish shopping mall.
Look on as the boy is playing on the escalator. His hand gets stuck on the handrail. He can’t get off – until he reaches the end. Behind him is what appears to be a blind man. He is doomed.
But then… – Because of someone called Jones (see below) here’e another version:
Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Happy Birthday Mukhtar, The Danish Bus Driver: Flash Mob Surpise
ON May 5th it was Mukhtar birthday. He’s a bus-driver in Copenhagen. Flashmobs are by a rule annoying tossers who crave organised ritual. But sometimes it can be touching:
Posted: 24th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Virgin Mary Beheaded In Church: Video
THE Virgin Mary has been beheaded. Into the church she comes, held high on a plinth. The nuns look on. the men wait. They pause. Then they toss her to the floor and lob off her head.
Not to worry, though, the Virgin Mary has many heads, as our gallery shows…
Posted: 23rd, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Swallows Fly: NBC’s Mark Potter Has Breaking News
BECAUSE the media loves nothing more than talking about the media and how important it is, here’s NBC correspondent Mark Potter in Louisiana to report on the BP oil spill for the Today show and to illustrate the story “Man Swallows Fly”.
Back to the studio for a heated debate…
When Animals Attack: Pictures Of Animals Going For People
Posted: 21st, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
When Bambi Attacks: Deer Mauls Man
BAMBI was the child star who grew up bitter, too old to look cute and not ready to be a piece of meat in some sick Mexican sideshow.
He turned his back on showbiz and went to live on the Benji Refuge a refuge in Arizona.
Flipper, Cheetah and Skippy are all there.
And they don’t take too kindly to visitors.
Posted: 17th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How To Leave A Russian Supermarket With Your Genitals Exposed: NSFW
IN this CCTV footage, taken from a Russian supermarket, the young man is leaving in the traditional fashion. He is having his collar felt and his genitals exposed. NSFW:
Posted: 15th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Wheelchair Fan Invades Football Pitch: Video
TO Saltergate for a match between Chesterfield v Bournemouth. A goal! A pitch invasion!! A wheelchair pitch invasion!!! Next up the wheelchair streak…
Posted: 13th, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
