Anorak TV Category
Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.
THERE’S a female only carriage on the Delhi Metro. But men still get onboard. Then police did a spot check at Guru Dronacharya station. The men were fined Rs 250. They were then beaten by the women and forced them to do sit-ups.
Who would you ban from your carriage on the train? Anorak would have a carriage where it was compulsory for anyone calling the office to put the call on loudspeaker, so allowing everyone to hear both sides of the conversation.
HERE’S a video guide for any of you who’ve been caught short while on an expedition to the shops. Study the video footage and see if you can spot the moment she drop her draws and goes for it in the Nextel store.
And look out for the store detective surveying the evidence, closely…
THE man in the car is a suspected drink driver:
CAT Fight: The Greatest Cat v Crow Fight Of The Year (Video):
THE TSA has Japanese roots. The boarder guards are enjoying the WMD – Women of Mass Distraction…
TURKEYS love Christmas. They love panto. “Does anybody like Chritsmas?”
The crowd goes wild…
BEFORE Jeremy Kyle crawled from an egg, there was Robert Kilroy-Silk to entertain the institutionalised and journalists in the mid-morning TV slot.
Having seen the Kylie “At the end of the day” video (below), now enjoy Kilroy’s TV review.
Kilroy was the MP who became a telly wonder and ended up eating a kangaroo’s penis on I’m A Celebrity. Where could he go from there but to the highlights package…?
After Kilroy, enjoy Kyle:
At the end of the day:
HERE’S a cat doing the Saturday Night Fever walk:
THE mechanical baby is alive!
GILLIAN McKeith is on I’m a Celebrity. This is her song. Gillian you are reptilian…
Take her away, Brett Domino….
Anorak’s man on the London Underground tells us that the term for a man rubbing his penis against a stranger on the Tube is “frotting”.
Anorak proposes that all Tube trains contain at lest one vicar stood with a hot cup of milky tea and a custard cream to cater for frotters.
JOIN Lajoi is normal who raps (audio is NSFW):
LADIES and gentlemen, we present the unbreakable glass lid. On next week’s show, the unbreakable concrete floor…
THE Young Director Award 2010: Someone Is Grounded:
WHY do cats kill birds? Why? Whyyyy? The parrot knows…
JEREMY Kyle is – at the end of the day – pretty much what he must be at the beginning to the day. Kyle increasingly resembles a cult leader, a shiny-eyed totem of the hopeless who creates a them and us.
Part actor, part messianic healer, Kyle is the public servant who gets the docile and useless before the bright lights and “live” studio audience to chuck abuse in their faces, often screaming in threes (“GET A JOB; GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE; GROW A PAIR!), saying “Bless you” to some sad sack of cells and puss sat on his office furniture, or seething a sneering “SEE YA” .
IN this video (and why no Benny Hill soundtrack?) Ronald Pemberton, 83, us seen to use his Peugeot estate to shunt the Ford Ka that has inconvenienced him by blocking his garage. The driver has gone to nearby Cabot Primary School in St Paul’s, Bristol.
That was but one incident. Two weeks later Pemberton shunted a silver Mazda in similar fashion. The Peugeot is mighty. Who will take it on? Anorak suspects this a class matter, and had Pemberton attempted his manoeuvre in, say, Hampstead or Chelsea, he’d have found the massive 4×4 blocking his driveway hard if not impossible to shift.
ELIZABETH Crull give a post-crash interview to the TV news right after crashing her car into a bus full of school children in Orlando, Florida. WESH 2 News was on the scene at Roger Williams Boulevard in Orlando. Her drool slipped onto the pedals and made the accelerator and the brake merge into one before they swapped places… And… Oh, it’s too darn hard. Here. She tells the story better:
AN Emu and a dog can get along. There is hope for the world, yet…
IN Barcelona a frog is playing the piano.
WHILE David Haye and Audley Harrison failed to out on a fight for the 700,000-plus mug punters who’d coughed up £14.95 to see the WBA heavyweight bout on the telly, we were watching the Thai boxing.
This is the rumble you wanted to see… (stick with it – its get nuttier and nuttier)…
HERE’S a video of a house cat refusing to eat a fresh alligator. The alligator also refuses to eat the cat.
Which would the people standing about the place in open-toed footwear like to eat or be eaten by first?
Colleen has a message for you and it features Barack Obama’s trip it India. Colleen says that the lizard people have told her that when Obama goes to India, there will be a “shake, rattle and roll”, the likes of which you’ve never seen before. The 8th of November will feature lots of bombs. Reptilians are here. So too the Draconians. And MI6. The Anorakians. And the Australians.
Colleen has lots of facts.
IN this 4Chan-inspired video you will learn how to sleep with a woman who already has a boyfriend. The film is called “Guaranteed Sex”. Really:
MASTERCHEF 2010 – What really happened in the 2010 chef-of-chef’s final..