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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

England To Play China At Cricket, Live Grenades Ready

china grenade England To Play China At Cricket, Live Grenades ReadyLISTEN up, cowboy. In today’s National Service Training Video we tell you how to toss a grenade. You toss a grenade..? Yes, you, madam, in the England whites and hooked hands. Yes, that’s right, you toss a grenade “far”.

In this video a Chinese soldiers tosses his grenade into the bunker wall. Problem is that he’s stood in the bunker.

Expect more such film in the coming months as China the world that it’s not all police brutality and weird growths and disgusting X-Rays:

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Beyonce’s Single Lady Sparks Car Devastation

EVERYONE wants to be a Single Lady with Beyonce. “You can be a Single Lady if you want.” So says Mum. Mummy knows best. Mums have been creating single ladies for eons. Daddy wants more from his son. Shiloh Pitt understands.

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic Beats Tiger Woods To Serbian Push Up Title

MOVE over Tiger Woods, make way for Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic. He holds the world record for ‘Serbian Push Ups”. Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic can thrust 50 in 10 seconds and 29,449 in 24 hours:

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pain: A Video Study

WHO needs Wayne Rooney to stamp on your goolies when you can make you own entertainment? Not that game lad:

Spotter: AttuWorld

Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What The Daily Mail Sounds Like: A Song By Dan And Dan

EVER wonder what the Daily Mail sounds like? Anorak always thought it was the clack of marmalade-coated tongue hitting the roof of the Arkela’s mouth. What does spite and fear sound like? Surrey? It turns out it also sounds like Dan and Dan:

Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


On Russia’s Version of QVC The Old Blade Sharpener Demonstration Fail

ON Russia’s version of QVC – QVCCCP – the wonderful Blade Sharpener Demonstration Fail is the go. Look on in wonder as with theses scissor sharpeners not only do you get a handy gadget but you ALSO get a man to switch the old crappy scissors for a new pair of blades that actually work.

Posted: 27th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Finnish Morning News Anchor Kirsi Alm-Siira Presents…

THE week’s news round-up is brought to you by Finnish morning news anchor Kirsi Alm-Siira.

Vid Spotter: The Daily Wh.at

Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Meow Meow The Panda Bear Goes Nuts

meow meow Meow Meow The Panda Bear Goes NutsTODAY’S polar bear news is hijacked by Meow Meow the angry panda. Once pandas where the big bears on the news agenda. Then the polar bears started sitting on ice and melting it to make them look small and hopeless.

The media lapped it up and the pandas were shafted. One a brighter note, with less gawping, the pandas have been shagging like Jesse James at a Tiger Woods pro-priest invitational and there are now millions perhaps billions of them.

Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hit And Run: Woman Stopped By Police In China Hits Reporter

car fight Hit And Run: Woman Stopped By Police In China Hits Reporter TO Guizhou, southern China, where a TV reporter is trying to break the big news story of a woman getting stopped by the traffic police.

The woman reacts badly.

The small news story becomes a bigger news story.

The lesson is that if you want to get on in TV, work with children, animals and woman getting stopped by traffic police.

The story ends with the driver getting a ticket for speeding and a fine for assault. The reporter gets her scoop…


Posted: 25th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Renault Clio Verus Arclid Transport: Round 2

arclid11 Renault Clio Verus Arclid Transport: Round 2TIME for a follow up to that lorry driver training video in which a driver for Arclid Transport HGV finds a new way to increase a Renault Clio’s fuel efficiency without loss of power nor speed.

Rona Williams, who was behind the wheel of the Clio as it journeyed sideways along the A1(M) near Wetherby, West Yorkshire, says she thought she was going to die.

She pulled the handbrake and flashed her lights. And after around a minute the driver slows.

She lived. And another use for a nippy French hatchback was found…

Posted: 23rd, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video: Crufts Bulldog Has Scrotum Tickled To Assume Noble Pose

bulldog frotting Video: Crufts Bulldog Has Scrotum Tickled To Assume Noble PoseHERE’S a video of a of dog fancier showing his bulldog at Crufts – and tickling his pet’s backside and scrotum.

The Kennel Club guidelines state that a Bulldog should “convey an impression of determination, strength and activity”.

How it does this is open to interpretation.

Some owners stick a plastic union flag in it collar or play the opening bars to the national anthem – others tickle its balls.

The dog responds buy looking chipper, noble and stirred…

Posted: 20th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Mouth Does Pilipinas Got Talent And Horses Die

PILIPINAS Got talent. The local versions of Ant ‘n’ Dec are in palce. The judges are seated. And then it gets weird….

Sing along – “I’m such an ***hole. Brrrrrr-uipp!” G Force is back…

Posted: 19th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lorry Driver On A1 Near Wetherby Misses Renault Clio Stuck To His Front Bumper

arclid1 Lorry Driver On A1 Near Wetherby Misses Renault Clio Stuck To His Front BumperTHIS lorry driver on A1 near Wetherby fails to see the Renault Clio stuck to his bumper. Either that or else he has seen the Clio and is helping the driver conserve fuel.

Or is this just a new way of delivering cars?

As the website for Arclid Transport boats:

Our service is our strength. We have developed an unsurpassed reputation for delivery where you want it, when you want it – swiftly and safely….

We don’t yet know what led to this scene, and if anyone from Arclid wants to get in touch, we’d be happy to put their side of the story.

As it says on the site:

We understand the importance of our deliveries to your company, and therefore ensure a personal and efficient service is always provided.

Posted: 17th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Just A Book Dedicated To The NYC Subway Riders: The Bible Is Not The Koran

bible4 Just A Book Dedicated To The NYC Subway Riders: The Bible Is Not The KoranIT’S Just A Book features a god botherer reading the Bible aloud. (It is a Bible, right? It’s been a while.)

This video is for all of you who have had to endure the readings of a man who likes to say things out loud to quell the voices in his head. Next week, the same group and try it with a Koran…

Go on.

It’s just a book, right… Right?

Spotter: Cynical C

Posted: 17th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eurovision: Buranovskiye Babushki Beats Susan Boyle 6 To 1

Buranovskiye Babushki Eurovision: Buranovskiye Babushki Beats Susan Boyle 6 To 1EUROVISION looms and sad news that you will nto be seeing Buranovskiye Babushki sinigng Kak zhit – “How To Live“. The ladies only scored third place, losing out to Russia’s very own Borat Mr Peter Nalich and his song Lost and Forgotten. B

Buranovskiye Babushka should have won. Forget Britain’s Susan Boyle. Russia sees her and trumps us with six Susan Boyles.

You want Hairy Angels? You can’t handle the Hairy Angels. From the national Republic of Udmurtia, we give you Buranovskiye Babushki & The Boyles In The Bags:

(Which one’s Cheryl Cole?)

Posted: 12th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Many People Can Fit Into A Small Car?

HOW many people can you get in to a small hatchback car? The golden rule is that no-one gets left behind.

It works for the military and it works for East European labourers.

We counted them all in. And we counted them all out.

Posted: 12th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Paul Daniels Is Turning Into Alan Patridge: Video

PAUL Daniels is turning into Alan Patridge. He used to be on the telly. Your writer once saw him on stage. He performed a trick where members of the studio audience arrived on stage and sat on chairs. A touch from Paul’s hand and each was rendered unable to stand. Magnets? Magic? Maybe. Most likely it was Paul whispering: “When I tap you on the shoulder do not stand up.”

Posted: 11th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teddy Bears Have Invaded Worthing Sea Front

teddy worthing Teddy Bears Have Invaded Worthing Sea FrontTEDDY bears have invaded Worthing Sea Front. Cyriak spots the invasion and using his mobile phone camera records the antics. It only takes a few bad bears to spoil it for eveyone else.

No word yet from Kisscape, but as soon as the experts have spoken to us, we will speak with you.

In the meantime the advice is to shut your windows, lock your doors and rip the heads off your teddies.

Do this before we’re all stuffed…

Posted: 10th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


YouTube Shuts Down For One Night

YOUTUBE has shut down for the night. We now hand over to Pages From Google. This is how it will be. This is how it used to be:

If you like that, you’ll love this:

Posted: 9th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Michael Jackson’s Ghost Spotted In Role Of Tape

MICHAEL Jackson is not dead. Michael Jackson lives. Jackson live on in butter, sex aides, and sellotape. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Tape-o-Jacko:

Michael Jackson Pre-1980

Michael Jackson 1980-1990

Michael Jackson 1990 -1999

Those Michael Jackson Tributes In Full:

The Comic Book

The Medical Michael Jackson Tribute Act

The Weirdest Michael Jackson Birthday Tributes

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Posted: 7th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Scouser The Amazing Trampolining Cat Will Now Jump On The Roof

LAYDEES and gents, presenting Scouser the amazing cat who will now use a trampoline to jump onto the shed’s roof. Prepare to be amazed! Ready. Bounce!

Posted: 5th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Swing News Is News For Swingers: Video

PRESENTING Swing News – it’s news for swingers. You cats can swing. The problem is that it’s the same notes jumbled up every night. It’s just like the real news. Go, bay-bee, gooooo… So, Steve, what’s up with those icebergs..?

Posted: 4th, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Krazy Korean Students Dance As Teacher Turns His Back

THOSE Krazy Koreans present students dancing during class while the teacher isn’t looking. If anyone else can recalls leaving Mr Tait’s French class one by one by the fenetre as turns his back and then releasing a firework back inside..? Yep, it’s me. Happy days. Send ‘em to the English Mentors – make them like Sarah Ferguson:

Posted: 1st, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wilbur Sargunaraj Says No To Tamil Nadu Arranged Marriage: A Song

wilbur Wilbur Sargunaraj Says No To Tamil Nadu Arranged Marriage: A SongTAMIL Nadu vocal chanting superstar Wilbur Sargunaraj does not want arranged marriage. He prefers an unarranged marriage. Cancel the PRs and the OK! photoshoot. Cheryl Cole – this is the way to marry. Take here away Wilbur. And give us a go with your shriekingly masculine pendant moustache when you’re done with it…

Posted: 28th, February 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bikini-Face Pamela Anderson Banned in Australia: Video

pamela anderson advert1 Bikini Face Pamela Anderson Banned in Australia: VideoTHAT advertisement with Pamela Anderson in a gold bikini rubbing against another woman has been ruled in bad taste. That should push up the number of hits per hour by several thousand per cent.

Australia’s Advertising Standards Bureau upheld all of 40 plus complaints about the ad as ‘objectifying’ women.

Crazy Domains the international domain registering firm blames feminist bloggers for stirring and will appeal the ban.

Banned? Ripper! No worries mate. Pamela’s ad is a reprise of the Go Daddy.com Candice Michelle versions. A couple of the Candice Superbowl series ads were also blocked.

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Posted: 28th, February 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0