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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

‘Soy Jism’ And Other Non Milks: A FOX News 5 Study

SHOULD the word milk be used for fluids that do not come from a cow, like soy milk. Should it be called something else instead – like, says, soy jism? Cue a heated debate on Fox 5 News…

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Posted: 2nd, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cat Attacks Babysitter On Home CCTV: How We Live Today

IN How We Live Today, Anorak brings you this video of a pet cat attacking the babysitter, who has broken a glass. As you can see, the place is filmed from all angles. It’s CCTV at home with mum and dad.

Keep a close eye on that babysitter, worried parents. But – awe, shucks – isn’t the lunatic cat cute.

Then the video is uploaded for us to watch on the web. This is how you protect your kids. It’s good wholesome fun:

Posted: 2nd, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mini Gymnastics At Queensland Raceway: Car Flips Over Fence Into Crowd

TO the Queensland Raceway where a mini is auditioning for the Olympics. It flips. It leaps. And it flies over the barrier into the crowd. Two people wounded,- but not seriously…

Posted: 1st, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video Of Groom Being Sick At The Altar

HERE’S a video of the groom being sick at the altar. Is this the worst thing that could happen?

Posted: 1st, May 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Video Study Of The Post Volcano Air Reboot

WHEN Iceland closed the air above the UK and Western Europe, birds sang and the skies were full of larks and emptiness. Then the skies reopened. The planes returned. Flightradar24.com and Ito World logged the changes in air space and created what looks like a sperm for each flight. Not much action over France and Spain but you get the idea…

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Werner Herzog Reads Where’s Waldo For Mankind

WERNER Herzog Reads Where’s Waldo for your benefit and for the benfit of mankind…

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Put Out A Bloody Japanese Fire With Your Face

ADVERT of The Day: How to put out a Japanese fire with your face. If you see a fire. If you want to help. Puncture your face with a large stick and do the right thing.*

* May incur light-headedness and death.

Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Reporter Takes A Dip

HOW’S the water? How does it feel? A reporter finds out…

Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Flip Flop Man Of Coachella

THE Flip Flop man of Coachella is having trouble with his shoes. While you enjoy his mania, look at how clean and tidy the festival goers are. It’s not a music festival, it’s a GAP TV commercial. With Peaches Geldof on pants

Posted: 22nd, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Baboon Knows But You Make Him Talk?

THE cameraman has run out of water and the man neds to know what the baboon knows: where’s the pond?

Spotter: Cynical C

Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Christiaan Van Vuuren Is The Fully Sick Rapper

IT’S Christiaan Van Vuuren, the Fully Sick Rapper. Vuuren, of Sydney, scored a drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis while holidaying Argentina. Back in Oz, he was placed in isolation. He’s been there since Jan. 18.

More here…

Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robot Mouth Sings Eduard Anatolyevich’s Tralala

robot mouth1 Robot Mouth Sings Eduard Anatolyevichs TralalaHAVING introduced you to Robot Mouth, we now bring you Robot Mouth sings Tralala in the style of Russian beat box legend Eduard Hill, aka Eduard Anatolyevich.

Take ‘em away, Robot Mouth.

(Robot Mouth also doubles as novelty singing sex toy for all your family parties.

Billy the Big Mouth Bass remains agog.)

The Talking Vagina Nose Glove And Sex Toy: A Video

Posted: 19th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Greatest Fail Ever: The Taekwondo Punch

PRESENTING the greatest fail ever – The Taekwondo Punch. Ahem…

Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Talking Vagina Nose Glove And Sex Toy: A Video

vagina nose The Talking Vagina Nose Glove And Sex Toy: A VideoIT’S The Talking Vagina Nose. Move over Conan. Jonathan Ross, you are finished.

Russell Brand, you can’t beat this for priapic wit. Vagina Nose is the future of TV presenting.

This is also how they keep Mick Jagger in tune.

And it’s also a Muslim safety glove.

Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Video Of A Kinky Russian Bear In A Négligée

WANT to see a video of a Russian bear wearing a négligée , dancing to Soviet rock? You do? Well, with Anorak TV, you’re in luck. This is what happens when Daddy Bear and Goldilocks had an affair:

Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russian Driving Tip Of The Day: The Tow Excuse Me

THIS Week’s Driving Tip of the day is brought to you by the Russian driver who tried to navigate his vehicle between one car towing another car. In Russia, this is how you drive. You pick the shortest route and go for it. If anyone is in the way, hoot the horn. If a building is in the way, hoot harder…

Posted: 11th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Scoop The Penis Loving Pelican Gets His Own TV Show In Missouri

MEET Scoop The Pelican. Scoop is on a Missouri television station, showing everyone how he got his name by cracking news stories and biting Walt on the penis. Twice. “Why is Scoop so angry?” Answer: because he can’t get at the braying, shrill-voiced harridan of a newscaster. Run VT. Run, Walt. Run!

Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)

Posted: 9th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Intenet Conspiracy – Is It Real? A Video

DOES the Internet really exist or is it all just a conspiracy? “Join us in this quest for justice and truth where facts and fiction will meet each other on an epic battle in the name of journalism.”

Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lin Yu Chun Is The Next Whitney Houston Is Next Susan Boyle

whitney Lin Yu Chun Is The Next Whitney Houston Is Next Susan BoyleLIN Yu Chun is the next Whitney Houston. And he’s the nest Susan Boyle. chances are that Lin Yu Chun is the nexy Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga and, with that hair, Ann Widdecombe.

Lin Yu Chun is the one.

Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pilipinas Got Talent: Reggie Ramirez Has Endless Love

REGGIE Ramirez performs Endless Love on Pilipinas Got Talent. The Philippines is not all about extreme Easter (NSFW pictures) and him (Mr Ed was right!). It’s about love…

Posted: 5th, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Claudio Montuori Is Today’s Musical Interlude

CLAUDIO Montuori introduces the musical interlude of the day. In Lisbon, Portugal, Claudio Montuori is waiting to be discovered. Spike Jones – eat yer heart out. Ladies and germs, Mr Claudio Montuori…

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Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


England To Play China At Cricket, Live Grenades Ready

china grenade England To Play China At Cricket, Live Grenades ReadyLISTEN up, cowboy. In today’s National Service Training Video we tell you how to toss a grenade. You toss a grenade..? Yes, you, madam, in the England whites and hooked hands. Yes, that’s right, you toss a grenade “far”.

In this video a Chinese soldiers tosses his grenade into the bunker wall. Problem is that he’s stood in the bunker.

Expect more such film in the coming months as China the world that it’s not all police brutality and weird growths and disgusting X-Rays:

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Beyonce’s Single Lady Sparks Car Devastation

EVERYONE wants to be a Single Lady with Beyonce. “You can be a Single Lady if you want.” So says Mum. Mummy knows best. Mums have been creating single ladies for eons. Daddy wants more from his son. Shiloh Pitt understands.

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic Beats Tiger Woods To Serbian Push Up Title

MOVE over Tiger Woods, make way for Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic. He holds the world record for ‘Serbian Push Ups”. Miodrag Gidra Stojanovic can thrust 50 in 10 seconds and 29,449 in 24 hours:

Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pain: A Video Study

WHO needs Wayne Rooney to stamp on your goolies when you can make you own entertainment? Not that game lad:

Spotter: AttuWorld

Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Anorak TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0