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Win Danielle Lloyd For A Night

win-danielle-lloyd.jpgFANCY a date with Danielle Lloyd?

Now split from her footballer Teddy Sheringham, Big Brother star emeritus Danielle is offering Star readers the chance to join her on a night out.

The chance to join Danielle for a mug of Campari and lemonade at a London club is open to footballers and non-footballers alike.

Danielle has not a prejudiced bone in her orange-skinned body – which today is wrapped in a leopard-print bikini.

Indians, non-Indians, Pakistani’s and non-Pakistanis can join Danielle for a pint by answering a simple question: Is Danielle a racist bully?

No, of course that’s not it. Just our little joke. The question Star readers must ponder is: What city is Danielle from.

It is unclear what the Star means by this, if by “from” the question refers to the city of Danielle’s birth or the city in which she currently lives?

Chances are we will have to go to the tie-breaker, to be screened live on ITV: What does Danielle like to do with a balaclava and a set of Rawl plugs?

  1. 1 John Blake Says:

    A date with Danielle? I heard her speak a few weeks ago when trying to promote her beauty and what came out of her mouth was `as common as muck`.

    Beauty? She needs to get out more or buy a better quality mirror.I see women who are far more naturally beautiful and sensual every few minutes in Brazil.

    Danielle is a young person who is easily impressed and although sharing a few drinks in a pub/bar wouldn`t be a bad experience there are many more women whose beauty, conversation and personality would leave sweet Danielle trailing far behind.

    Britain loaded with beauties? If she is an example, well,the result would often be the same as sport…..we`d lose again!

  2. 2 Chigs$ Says:

    Shez Definetly from LIVERPOOL, the question states where shez from, not where is currently lives!!

  3. 3 Anorak Says:

    She’s the bird from Big Brother

  4. 4 Andrew Nathan Says:

    She is one woman I would not date with. Danielle Deniela.
    Why? Well she farts a lot. She is such a stinky old lass, that touching her oomphs! would dirty your……….you know what!

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