Big Brother Boobs: Watch Them Melt
“B BRO BIG BOOB FEST!” screams the Star’s front page. “Housemates face a bikini tops ban.”
Anorak is shocked at this story coming as it does amid a pandemic of global warming stories. And then there is the risk of exposing fleshy skin to the sun.
But never fear. Danielle Lloyd is expert in exposing breasts and shows housemates and concerned viewers that you CAN go topless safely.
Danielle is pictured with both palms placed about the back of the neck in a reverse strangle. This causes the elbows to come together and cover the greater part of the Lloyd bosom.
Danielle, of course, has ever-enlarging breasts and may need, in time, to have her elbows surgically enhanced to keep pace with her chest. Safety is Danielle’s watchword.
Housemates forfeiting beachwear for failing tasks is cruel and unusual punishment but it need not be unduly dangerous.
Although, Danielle and other Big Brother agonists should note that plastic can melt…
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT oh And a publicity WHORE!!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
If I had a pair pf puppies like Danielle, I’d be getting ‘em out for the lads too!
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Save hard and get a paper round like Dani and you might just make it… Good luck!
May 4th, 2007 at 4:56 am
She really needs to get some self-respect.
May 5th, 2007 at 12:42 am
I love Danielle she came out of the house, apologised for being a Bitch which she was! but not Racist which she as since proved. She is like any normal human being, we all fart, burp and swear and oh I FORGOT we all bitch, you can all say Oh she was bad doing that in public, but lets face it you all do it behind closed doors which she was the only difference was she was with other people and it was on TV! Good on yeh Girl! and F….. everyone who say’s anything different especially Anorak who obviously Sorry Anorak must be a Girl! Jealous and is probably a 32AA and always wanted big boobs and lets face it if you have the looks and body and Boobs like our Danni you would show them off! Now give the girl a chance and leave her be pick on someone else for a change.
May 5th, 2007 at 2:07 am
Maria’s right, you tiny-titted anorak.