Big Brother 8 Contestants Revealed
THIS season’s Big Brother will feature a gay couple.
Stephen Ireland and James Joell will appear in the show and maybe even get married.
Not that the happy couple will be the only gays in the house as the Star says half this year’s housemates are either homosexual or bisexual. Yes, only half. It’s all change in the house.
But it is Ireland and Joell who capture the minds. A source tells us: “They’re both naturally funny and are desperate to break the gay stereotype.”
A picture of both men in the Star reveals them well on their way to achieving their goal. Neither men fit the Big Brother gay mould. They are not so much buffed as sand blasted. Less six pack than beer bellied.
We have not seen as many love handles since the time Old Mr Anorak took us on a fact finding mission behind the doors of his Bangkok ping-pong camp.
Stephen Ireland and James Joell will break the big Brother gay mould – into very small pieces…

May 18th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Gay bum sex on TV. That gets my vote.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
As always, people rushing to get their name in the papers by saying they might be in BB - but the sure way NOT to be selected as the producers always say any leaks mean that person will not be included.
Rumours - part of the build up to any Big Brother starting…
Oh, and I’m the short blond with big boobs who will be sleeping in the pink bed with yellow quilt and will only get to be 3rd in the final.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Didn’t you used to called Nikkkkkkkkkki?
May 18th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
You are such a GAY BASTARD
May 18th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
U R SUCH A GAY BASTARD!
May 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Don’t you mean to say ‘you are soooooo gay?’
May 20th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
btw jst 2 let yoo know dat couple rely arnt goin 2 b goin on big brother watch this if yoo want proof!!!http://www.satanicbakedbean.co.uk/
May 27th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
is ireland the footballer
May 29th, 2007 at 10:32 am
haha i luv bb am adicted bt y fill the house with a bunch ov freaks—it sounds lyk the producers r tryin 2 make it amazing bt its just not gonna work! last yrs was THE best wt wiv Glyn nd Pete!!! bring bk last yrs!!
May 30th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I think BB is a total classic now! And wot? about the racism row. That is how people are in the real world anyway, and is’nt that wot they were looking for in the first place? Something like that was bound to happen someday. Millions of fans will still love it!!!!
May 30th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
who r the big brother contetants i want to no before the 4 hours 20 minutes and 15 seconds r up
May 30th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I LOVE BB
May 30th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
i think this will b the funniest bb we have ever seen wat if they bum each other?scaz xx
dis is gnna b a wikid bb i hope we c cock loz xox
May 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
omg BB is absolutly amazing, i av watched every one so far, shame no1 in my family watch it or like it, so i am banished 2 my room 2 watch it…. i have heard that James and Island are in it, lets just see.
As long as we av people like Pete to keep the place alive, and mardy ones like Nikki to laugh at, this year wil be fab!
only 2 hrs to wait… BB ROCKS xx
July 9th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Who else thinks Daniel needs to eat a sandwich? I think she is anorexic. What kind of network puts an anorexic on the Big Brother show, and then she gets no food except slop for week 2!!???
July 30th, 2007 at 5:49 am
awesome… i went to school with james (joell if u read this, its barnes)… he’s brilliant….. some one on the show ask him abou shallowfall….. (hey joell this is the springboard for a reunion….)…..
cool, funny guy.. also has to be mentioned… the guy can sing like a god…
peace out.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Hey James….
Thanks for the kind words, when this story came out in the papers, Mers and a select other people were going to go to the papers and expose my drunken antics lol