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Big Brother Danielle Lloyd Goes The Gay Way

SAYS Big Brother bully Danielle Lloyd: “I might have to become a lesbian. It seems all footballers are cheats. I don’t know why I go out with them. But no normal blokes ask me out – only footballers. I think I must look unapproachable.”

Surely not. Although since her breasts were inflated, it is harder than ever to get close to the real Danielle.

“I think I need to be single now and just concentrate and on me and my career for a bit.”

Agreed. Danielle should have more me time. Although since her career consists of dating footballers, we wonder how she will pass the time?

And if the Arsenal Ladies team need a couple of new balls…

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