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Sizing Up Emily Parr

THE monstering of Big Brother’s Emily Parr continues in the Sun.

In “EM’S FAT RAP”, the Sun hears from Nicola Jordan. She met Emily at a pub in Southport, Merseyside, last August.

“She seemed like a nice girl,” says Nicola, “and we hit it off.” But the relationship cooled. So Nicola texted her.

“I later got a nasty message saying she didn’t want to be friends with somebody of my size.” Emily called her a “whale” and a “hippo”.

“I had to change my number in the end,” says Nichola. “Emily is a nasty piece of work and will do whatever she can to win or get her own way.”

The Sun says Nicola is a size 16…

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5 Responses to “Sizing Up Emily Parr”

  1. Vic Beckham Says:

    Size 16 ?!? Well Emily does have a point.

  2. Ronald Mcdonald Says:

    I like my girls to be big, you can’t beat a good roll of flab to hang onto. Anything from a size 12 up is likely to have one of those, size 16 will have a right overhang to play with.

  3. Simone Says:

    Just because people may be a size 16 it doesn’t mean that people can’t be friends with them. I am friends with people of all shapes size and colour. Its PERSONALITY that counts!

  4. Dukey Moozer Says:

    Fat people stink of stale sweat and usually have moustaches, they should be shipped off to an island where they have to lose x amount of weight and be trained to become a normal human being.

    They could make a program out of it called Fat Fuck Island

  5. smelly fat man Says:

    Yeah us fat peoplez are the stink. We can’t shave because the flab means we’ll hack off a load of skin. I am a hippo, sometimes i lie naked in my front garden and roll in the mud.

    sexy sexy sexy.

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