Big Brother’s Chanelle Stalks Victoria Beckham
VICTORIA Beckham has beefed up security as she fears she is being stalked by Big Brother housemate Chanelle Hayes.
Chanelle prides herself on looking a bit like Her Poshness. She is a Victoria Beckham fan. While the many come to gawp, Chanelle comes to learn and listen.
Chanelle packed her “special medication” and headed to Los Angeles to achieve her “lifetime ambition” and meet her heroin in the skin and bone.
Readers wished for some Princess and the Pauper-style plot in which Chanelle would trade places with Her Poshness. Day-vid’s ankle would be well enough for him once again to chase his beloved round the bed and Posh would discover what its like to get a real tan and get booted off auditions for the X Factor.
But it was not to be. And now the Sport leads with the news that when Vicky comes to Wembley Stadium to watch Dave take on Germany, she will be surrounded by “a few more security guards” to “make sure Chanelle doesn’t try anything stupid”.
There is no enlargement on what this desperate bid for fame might be, but readers cannot rule out violin-playing Chanelle standing close to Her Poshness and putting her in the shade, literally…
August 22nd, 2007 at 7:54 am
This story has “truth” written all over it. Personally I’d nail Chanelle, but leave sticky Vicky and her annoying voice and stupid plastic knockers well alone.
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 am
What does victoria Beckham do for a living?
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:36 am
It’s a good question Danny. At first I thought she was a homemaker, but then I realised that her brats have a Nanny. I think that perhaps she vomits for a living, has her hair done and waxes her muff for a living.
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
your here as well are you sicko truthman
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm
“your here as well are you sicko truthman”
While it’s true I left the old country over 30 years ago, I still imagined I spoke English. It seems I dont, can anyone explain the above?
signed..”confused in wisconsin”