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Big Brother: Charley’s Essex Travelogue

bb859_charleyangry_445-bb8-a.jpgDAILY STAR: Chanelle and Ziggy have spent a “romantic weekend” together. This follows a row they had in a “top nightclub”.

“Everything’s fine,” Chanelle reassures a worried public.

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“IS IT COZ I IS BLACK?” The headline is used to illustrate a picture to Charley Itchea pointing finger at a policeman’s stab vest.

She was arrested after a “foul-mouthed rant”.

Charley is with her sister Jade and someone who answers to the name CeCe.
Jordan is driving a silver mini. She runs a red light at a set to temporary lights in Loughton, Essex.

The girls arrive at the bar. They girls have a drink. The girls leave the local bar. They drive for 50 yards. A police car follows. The police pull the car over.

“This is f***ing racist,” says Charley… It’s a f***ing disgrace.”

She offers that “every policeman in Loughton is racist”. And: This would not happen where I’m from.” Good to hear that the police in Charley’s south London manor are not racist, at last not all of them.

In any case, Loughton is a “sh*thole,” says Charley in her travelogue.

She concludes her Essex meet-and-greet with the time honoured: “Don’t you know who I am?”

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Carole is to appear on Kent’s Radio Invicta. “We think her humour and her intelligence would make her a really good presenter,” says a spokesman.

“I’ve been blessed with so many marvellous opportunities thanks to the Star,” says Carole.

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8 Responses to “Big Brother: Charley’s Essex Travelogue”

  1. Chopper Says:

    The public are not worried love. Apart from the few dopey twats who actually watch BB, nobody gives a fuck what you get up to.

  2. Anorak Says:

    I am not worried - more relieved…

  3. Angry Says:

    Yeah, lock the bitch up and throw the key away. She gives South London a bad name.

  4. Anorak Says:

    South London already has bad name. Anorak’s Ed Barrett, a native of Eltham, writes: http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/1545/

  5. Orwell Says:

    At least if there was a real big brother there would be no Big Brother

  6. Anorak Says:

    Or else we’d all be in Big Brother and there’d be CCTV recording our every movement…

  7. Moderation Says:

    Anorak said…..

    Or else we’d all be in Big Brother and there’d be CCTV recording our every movement…

    No No No, I can’t imagine that ever happening. I mean can you see the Brits standing for that??

  8. Anorak Says:

    Never! We’d sit and not be moved…

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