Chanelle Hayes Wants It But Doesn’t Have It
BIG news in the world of popular music as Chanelle Hayes, Big Brother alumni, releases her debut single, a track called I Want It.
It features the line:
“I’ve got something that you’d like to know,
I’m a sexy lady,
Drive your crazy
Make your bedroom mo-ho”
No doubt that Chanelle would drive us crazy, stark raving mad, even. To test the theory Anorak has secured our resident Lithuanian coffee maker, Aras, to a pair of headphones and will force him to listen to Chanelle morning noon and night for seven days.
Will he go out of his tiny mind? Or will he make his bedroom mo-ho? There is Much to discover.
Says Chanelle, whose resemblance to a fatter, fitter Victoria Beckham has served her no harm: “We’re different people. Yeah, we wear similar clothes because I choose to but she sings one way and I sing another.”
Indeed, Chanelle sings from her knickers, whereas Posh doesn’t so much sing as grit her teeth and do a decent impression of Archie Andrews passing a mid-size house brick.
But the similarities do not end there as the video hereunder shows that like Her Poshness, Chanelle can’t dance…
April 8th, 2008 at 11:35 am
she looks like a right ho!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
i think it’s really pathetic that she has to do it in her underwear-proves she’s got to do it like that to gt men to keep watching really sad. and its airbrushed
April 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
NOOOOO!
This is almost porn. Shabbily done and insult to women. No dignity whatsoever.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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I have watched this 8 times now and I tend to agree with you…………
April 9th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Trailer park trash. You look like you should be on walking the streets.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:52 am
no style,no voice, no personallity,stop riding on the back of the big brother fame train Chanelle, and do us all a favour, emigrate
April 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I live near Chanelle and i see her all the time in Asda and she thinks she is A list!! Its so annoying and she also lies by saying paps wont leave her alone and they camp outside her house and i can assure you all that they do not! infact her street is always dead quiet!