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Television and radio programme reviews, trailers, highlights, twilights and cinema news. Also the neglected gems from years past.

Chris Sligh Bible Bashed And Sanjaya Malakar Is American Idol

chrishaley.jpgAMERICAN Idol continues to work towards its inevitable conclusion – whispering Sanjaya Malakar’s annointment as the new false deity of reality TV singing contests.

And that reality gets one step nearer as Chris Sligh is eliminated from the American Idol … READ ON

Posted: 30th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar Causes More Outrage Than Heather Mills

sanjayafauxhawk.jpgFORGET Heather Mills doing backflips on Dancing with The Stars with a bionic leg. There’s real outrage this afternoon over Sanjaya Malakar’s performance on American Idol last night (see his performance here).

 The Chicago Sun-Times writes of death threats … READ ON

Posted: 28th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kyran Bracken – The Dancing On Ice Man Cometh

dancing-on-ice.jpgFOR those of you who said a rugby player would never win a televised pro-celebrity dance contest we present Kyran Bracken.

Former England player Kyran, pictured in Hello! with his wife Victoria, knows to expect the unexpected.

“It’s pretty hard … READ ON

Posted: 28th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jordan ‘n’ Peter Are America’s New Posh ‘n’ Becks

jordan_72.jpgPOSH ‘n’ Becks, Ant ‘n’ Dec and now Jordan ‘n’ Peter Andre are heading to the United States. Tabloid ‘n’ Baby takes a look.

UH oh. First Ant & Dec and now this.

It looks as if NBC has opened … READ ON

Posted: 27th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


No Money Shot – All Change For Alan Sugar & The Apprentice

sugar.jpg“I’M not going to dignify that,” says Sir Alan Sugar of The Apprentice repute.

The dignity of The Apprentice might not be immediately obvious to the viewers at home, looking on as wannabe suits try to flog pizzas and, if … READ ON

Posted: 26th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heather Mills Shakes A Leg On Dancing With The Stars

mills-leg.jpgHEATHER Mills continues to qualify for a disabled parking permit over her and partake in pro-celebrity dancing over there.

Mills is a woman who is all things to all men.

And the Star looks on as she tells American chat … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Apprentice – Alan Sugar’s New Marketing Staff

apprentice.jpgWHAT if the contestants on Celebrity Love Island never left?

Impossible, say you. Without them what would the Star do for news and who would appear on Channel 4’s 100 Best Reality TV rows? Hell, who would keep the rehab … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sanjaya Malakar Makes American Idol Weep

sanjaya_rocks.jpgAMERICAN Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar stopped whispering.

Who needs call centres in India? asks Tabloid Baby. Sanjaya Malakar’s unexpectedly uninhibited and totally bizarre performance last night, aided by a deft director who kept cutting to a little girl who’d been weeping … READ ON

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Gay American Idol – Melinda Dolittle More Talent Than Antonella

melinda-dolittle.jpgAMERICAN Idol continues its long trawl for talent. Antonella Barba had talent, but of the wrong sort for this show.

Sanjaya Malakar has talent and should his nascent career as America’s leading whisperer fail to prosper he can combine his … READ ON

Posted: 21st, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (25) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heather Mills Dances With The Stars

PSSSST! Wanna see a one-legged woman dance, dance, dance?

No, Heather Mills is not appearing topless – not this time. Dancing With The Stars is a family show, and Heather is a family girl – albeit from a family soon-to-be … READ ON

Posted: 20th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heather Mills Is “Whorible” On Dancing With The Stars

heather21.jpgHeather Mills begins Dancing With The Stars and we see what went on.

ABC fulfilled its part of the bargain with Heather Mills’ appearance on Dancing with the Stars last night.

The woman known in most of the English-speaking world … READ ON

Posted: 20th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (8) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Phil Spector Wears American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar

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AMERICAN Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar is Phil Spector’s alter ego?

Wall of Hair pop music producer Phil Spector sported a new coif as jury selection began in his murder trial today.

Spector, in court to defend his name in the shooting … READ ON

Posted: 20th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American Idol’s Sanjaya Dials The Apprentice’s Surya

sanjayavotes-2.jpgSURYA Yamanchili, in his final hours as the most-recently fired Apprentice candidate, is the latest to weigh in on the worldwide debate over our report on suspicions that Sanjaya Malakar’s stay on American Idol is being extended by bloc voting … READ ON

Posted: 18th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Antonella Barba Bites American Idol’s Big One

antonellabarbabites.jpgPICTURES of American Idol wannabe Antonella Barba warming up her tonsils in unconventional style have made her a star in the US.

And now that Antonella has been booted from the show, she uses her mouth to tell People magazine … READ ON

Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (12) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Antonella Barba – Porn Idol

antonella-barba-porn-idol.jpgAmerican Idol’s Antonella Barba – an open letter…

“I FEEL for you, cause you’ve taken a lot of stick in the media. I think you’ve handled yourself well throughout, and I don’t think anyone should be put in that situation. … READ ON

Posted: 8th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Porn Idol Antonella Barba’s Past

porn-idol-antonella-barbas-past.jpgOH well. We can’t say we’re surprised, but it looks like the scandal over American Idol contestant Antonella Barba’s photographic past has come to a head even quicker than we’d expected.

The website I Don’t Like You In That Way … READ ON

Posted: 24th, February 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Maid For Gest

DAVID Gest is topless on the Star’s Page 3.

Let it go on record that Gest, who has gone under the knife more times than the Christmas turkey, is not modelling his new breasts.

Dave’s breasts are his own. And … READ ON

Posted: 11th, January 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Leona Lewis – The Farewell Tour

LEONA Lewis everyone.

This is the first interview with the winner of TV’s X Factor talent show, says the Star. Leona is the winner of the TV contest to find the heir to past winner Steve Brookstein. And she has … READ ON

Posted: 18th, December 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Ordinary Boy King

WHEN Matt Willis was presented with that hollowed out coconut and broken oar his life changed.

No longer would Matt be Matt from Busted. He was now Matt, the celebrity you ate a kangaroo’s arse on the telly and chased … READ ON

Posted: 11th, December 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Klass Is The Tops

“CAN you tell fake from real?”

That question to you, Sun readers studying the form of Myleene Klass.

For a second opinion, Sun readers can see Myleene two different bikinis, one yellow, and the other black.

So are they real? … READ ON

Posted: 5th, December 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


“COCAINE BRIBES & SEX”

“COCAINE BRIBES & SEX”

The front page of the Star promises much. Where other papers just have news and the odd Page 3 stunna, the Star offers the full multi-sensory experience.

Inside the paper, what promised so much is distilled … READ ON

Posted: 29th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Welcome Gest

I’m A Clebrity…

LIZA Minnelli: I hope David Gest gets “f*****d by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs” in the Australian jungle.

Such is Gest’s growing legend that he may share his estranged wife’s ambitions.

Indeed, if either event was … READ ON

Posted: 17th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


I’m With David Gest

I’m A Celebrity…

IT is as clear as Toby Anstis’s girlish complexion that Liza Minnelli got the better end of the deal in her marriage to David Gest.

Rather then being a wimpering fool, Gest is I’m A Celebrity’s best … READ ON

Posted: 15th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


I’m A Celebrity…

FOR fear of his facial plugs coming unstuck and pebble-dashing the jungle canopy, David Gest declined the offer to bungee jump into the I’m A Celebrity… encampment.

Until now, we’d snuggled up to the belief that these pampered celebrities signed … READ ON

Posted: 13th, November 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Gascoigne-Bests

AWAY from the arc lights, the sound booms and the cameras of Fiji, Bianca Gascoigne and Calum Best might just have a chance.

Bianca, step-daughter of Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne, and Calum, son of the late George ‘Bestie’ Best, are the … READ ON

Posted: 8th, September 2006 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0