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Keith Richards Snorts His Dad

KEITH Richards, friend of Anorak, says: “It was the strangest thing I had ever had to snort but it went down well.”

What did Keith snort? The clue is in the Mirror’s front-page headline: “I SNORTED MY DAD’S ASHES.”

Keith did not partake of the ashes on their own but spiced it up further with some cocaine.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow,” says Richard. How was it? Says Keith: “It went down pretty well and I’m still alive.”

And his father Bert lives on within him…

  1. 1 Pete Says:

    i still think its true. dude is a mess. rumor has it he gets his blood drained every so often to stay alive.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkDZsqc68Mo

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