Sheryl Crow: All I Wanna Do Is Wipe My Bum
SHERYL CROW tells us:”I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.
“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
Don Surber responds:
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
I got a feeling I’m not the only one
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
Until the TP comes off the roll by the yard
See Sheryl’s tour rider here.
Make up your own jokes hereunder…
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