Comments on: Tally-Ban! Prince Harry’s Not Going To Iraq http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/173403.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:30:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Neil Jackson http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/173403.html#comment-3137 Neil Jackson Wed, 16 May 2007 21:12:40 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/173403.html#comment-3137 Right then, carrot top. Get your arse over here and listen to what's happening. For starters, get your kit over to the CQMS when he opens shop. Then, get your cheque-book out and pay back all the wages you've received from the British tax-payer, you snivveling little shit. Then - and only then - report to the guard room and FUCK OFF! Anyone remember that other wanker, Edward, who bottled it? I'll volunteer to go back to war and serve alongside Afrika Korps brainless idiot - unacceptable risk or not. It'd be worth it to see the spoilt twat shitting and pissing his pants. At that moment, assuming I'm not returning fire, I'd tell him that at school I was taught that the Royals were better than the rest of us. Poxy monarchy. And if I survived, I'd sell my story to the red tops, and never have to work again. Like him. The spoilt wanker. Sorry, I mean, his priveledged Highness. Right then, carrot top. Get your arse over here and listen to what’s happening. For starters, get your kit over to the CQMS when he opens shop. Then, get your cheque-book out and pay back all the wages you’ve received from the British tax-payer, you snivveling little shit. Then - and only then - report to the guard room and FUCK OFF!
Anyone remember that other wanker, Edward, who bottled it?
I’ll volunteer to go back to war and serve alongside Afrika Korps brainless idiot - unacceptable risk or not. It’d be worth it to see the spoilt twat shitting and pissing his pants. At that moment, assuming I’m not returning fire, I’d tell him that at school I was taught that the Royals were better than the rest of us. Poxy monarchy. And if I survived, I’d sell my story to the red tops, and never have to work again. Like him. The spoilt wanker. Sorry, I mean, his priveledged Highness.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/173403.html#comment-3128 Anonymous Wed, 16 May 2007 19:57:43 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/twitterings/173403.html#comment-3128 It's all Bull-shit! Everybody knew he wasn't going, even he. Hence all that crap about 'I want to serve with the boys and if you don't let me, I'll quit.' If General Dannatt had said 'Oh, O.K., off you go then' then, no doubt, he would have sustained some kind of injury in training which would have rendered him 'unfit for active service.' Still, what a shame, never mind eh? It’s all Bull-shit! Everybody knew he wasn’t going, even he. Hence all that crap about ‘I want to serve with the boys and if you don’t let me, I’ll quit.’

If General Dannatt had said ‘Oh, O.K., off you go then’ then, no doubt, he would have sustained some kind of injury in training which would have rendered him ‘unfit for active service.’

Still, what a shame, never mind eh?

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