Hillary Clinton’s Max Factor
HILLARY Clinton is about as pushy as piles. But these days the charmless one looks like she’s pushing comsetics at a shopping mall concession. And she wants you to sing. Hillary wants her supporters to cast their vote for her official campaign theme song.
“I hope people from across the country will go to my website and vote for the song they feel best represents our message of change and their hopes for a better America,” says Hillary. “And I promise to leave the singing to the professionals.”
Hillary’s list of potential campaign songs includes:
* City of Blinding Lights - U2
* Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall
* I’m a Believer - Smash Mouth
* Get Ready - The Temptations
* Ready to Run - Dixie Chicks
* Rock This Country! - Shania Twain
* Beautiful Day - U2
* Right Here, Right Now - Jesus Jones
* I’ll Take You There - The Staple Singers
At the risk of offending, f*ck me! This woman can’t even choose her own song. What hope does she have of leading the free world?
Pass the fiddle…
