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“IT feels really good,” says Jamison, of Pickensville, posing beside Hogzilla. “It’s a good accomplishment. I probably won’t ever kill anything else that big.”
MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
wow… looks that this fat little kid has eaten a little too much pork in his time. hey ma n pa… let’s get our lard-asses off the couch and try exercising for once. but first, don’t forget to put ur teeth in; lock up the trailer behind you; and get some Budweiser for tongiht. I feellike gettin’ drunk.
hey dude. this isn’t anything to be proud of. if you ever want to make something of your self, try following a new path. othewise you’ll end up like all the other toothless wonders in your social group. hmmm, i’m sure they are all fat, ugly and pretty darn dumb. is this what you aspire to be??? don’t be afraid young man…school won’t hurt.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
This little scum bag should be learned a lesson such as being fed to a crocodile. This gun happy crap is why we get the regular 17-35 college students shot on a regular basis. God bless America. I say f** America.
December 24th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
This is a shame! a paht Human boy hava gun? and shoot in woods? waht a stupid world! but really sad is he kills a nice animal ! THATS THE SHAM!
November 20th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Soap dodger - get a job you student know-it-all cunt.
July 30th, 2007 at 4:36 am
Hunter you say you had no warning of Pearl Harbour or 9/11 (as you insist on calling 11/9.) There is now evidence the telegram warning of the attack on Pearl Harbour was sat on so you guys could join in the war, funny how most of the fleet was out on exercise. And you should have foreseen _another_ attack on the Twin Towers, that is widely accepted as an Intelligence failure (no comment).
As for whoever mentioned us needing your help in The Falklands/Malvinas I think you’ll find you supplied both sides, (that was Thatchers fuck up though and personally I don’t think we shouldn’t be there) and as for Ireland (Brits shouldn’t be there either) the IRA wouldn’t have blown up or shot so many British soldiers and indeed innocents if the Americans didn’t donate quite so much money. Ah the good olde days when terrorists/freedom fighters gave bomb warnings because they wanted to disrupt things rather than kill people.
And don’t start me on whose fault Israel is, well, who props up oppressive Zionists?
July 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Great fun! ! ! Now, I wonder, can I go and shoot the little prick with my wooden bow just for the hell of it?
July 18th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
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July 13th, 2007 at 10:30 am
[...] Big Brother 8 Anorak - If you think these are harmless innocent animals, feel free to catch a flight to Dallas, TX. I will pick you up to the The effort will resume later this year. Instead of using a helicopter, the department will start trapping wild hogs to use as [...]
July 13th, 2007 at 6:22 am
[...] News and opinion since 1995 (Anorak) Loading … “IT feels really good,” says Jamison, of Pickensville, posing beside Hogzilla. “It’s a good accomplishment. I probably won’t ever kill anything else that big.” [...]
July 10th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
The boar is more valuable than any S. Africans! Niggers all all the same no matter what country you come from. Why do you people still look like apes? Did you stop eveolving at some point?
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:56 am
Jobby, our Bad Brad is having a good cry after his rant some days ago and may feel better in a little while. He’ll be back to explain that he is totally misunderstood and adores the boar and is sorry that he is in fact such a bore and “at times comes off a little harsh”.
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:41 am
Where Brad’s concerned I think it is more about a ‘bore’ - what an asshole.
June 27th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
John,
Thanks, At times I can come off a little harsh. I guess we all have different experiences in life. We deal with what we do and what we have seen in different ways. None of us are perfect, we are all just trying to exist the best way we can. It hard for me to understand your point of view as my life has lead me down a different path, however, i do respect your point of view.
As for Safrican, you are a retard! Simple as that. you are right. I do have a choice and did have a choice. I choose to serve my country, and I choose my survival. Both of which I am proud of. Nothing you can say will ever change how I feel about the peolpe that are no longer on this earth as a result of my actions. They were trying to kill me……..I wasn’t out there looking for a fight. I was doing my best to keep the area secure and prevent the innocent from becoming victims of the killings that happen on a daily basis. There are people there that kill civilians to gain support for their own cause. I guess you don’t read the news in the jungle. Go back to chasing monkeys with spears you idiot.
June 27th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Brad Says:
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
shut up nigger.
Since that post your story has gone from Macho asshole to Boo-hoo-to-me. Maybe the penny will drop when someone shoots you in the ass and then calls you an animal. “Loose no sleep”. You have a choice - just like everyone else.
Point is - you would have shot the pig too. Just an animal to you. Idiot.
June 27th, 2007 at 7:40 am
Let’s agree to disagree Brad - ok. You are right - I have no idea what it must be like, and in truth I have no way of knowing how I would react. I just get upset when I see situations where the only way out is perceived to be via the barrel of a gun.
Tell you what though, I wish the pig had had a gun and had shot back at the fat little fuck - that would have taken the smug look off his face.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I’m Brad…….I have no idea who this other guy is. I do have some errors in my post due to the fact I am at work and shuffling between duties.
I just find it humorous that you are trying so hard to convince me that I am wrong and evil for my actions. I’m the one who must live with my memories, not you. I must live with what I saw. I don’t believe in politics. If you shoot at me, I shoot back. Simple as that! Those people are killing each other left and right. They are their own worst enemy.
I don’t pretend that we are there to liberate anyone. Our president is bent on revenge and his desire to control the oil reserves. The US soldier don’t have a choice on where we are sent. We do our jobs and do what we have to do to survive. I’m sorry if you feel as though you could just walk out on the people that depend on you, but I couldn’t.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Looks like we have two Brads here - unless he has selective spelling errors. Which one is you Bradley Boy????
June 26th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
If I had the ability to turn back time, I would change any of my actions, well I guess there was one instance where I wish I would have targeted a mooj that fired on our position. Its still bothers me that he was able to get away and continue his attacks against us. I hope someone else was able to eliminate him.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Maybe if you were in our position you might understand some of the bitterness. I was not a loose cannon. I was deliberate, thought out and carefull. When I made the decision to shoot, I made sure ever round was placed as carefully as the situation would allow.
Shouls you ever have the unfortunate experience to serve in a combat situation I sure your views would be much different.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Brad wrote:
“If I had done wrong and hurt the innocent, then I would have something to cry about. Maybe your father did some things he shouldn’t have? Ever think of that?
Shooting those animals was like shooting a stray dog.”
Are you talking to yourself? Say three times: I don’t believe in fairies. You should not be in a position to use a weapon. Did your fellow war buddies view you a bit of a loose canon? Sure sounds like you were.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
John,
I lose no sleep over defending myself. It was either them or me. Either I would never see my family again or they wouldn’t. I guess my family was more important.
I made joined the military and had a contract. I can’t just deside not to go where I am told. I may not agree with the war, but I will hand have done everything in my power to keep the men I served with safe. Those are my friends, my brothers and they would do whatever it took to keep me from harm as I would do for them. I don’t expect you to understand this. I am not a politician. My job was not to deside what the correct action in this war was. It was to complete every mission to the best of my ability. It was what I was paid to do and what I was trained to do. It was more about the people I served with rather than contimplating if the war was just.
It didn’t matter if this war was right. The only thing that mattered was keeping each other alive so we could come home to our loved ones.
You may be the type of person to run out on your country when it calls you to service. I am not. It didn’t make a difference what the reasons for war were, just that my boys where in harms way.
You will never understand. Its easy for you to cast stones when you haven’t been put in my position.
It not being macho, its not manly, its just war. It happens. I am bitter at those people for putting me in a position to shoot. Do you think I wanted to do that? What rational person wants to hurt another. I had no choice. They were trying to kill me, and my men. They were an immediate threat to my well being. My children would have grown up without a father. You father was placed in a similar situation. His family, your mother were on his mind when he was in combat. I know this. He was not about to let anyone come between him and his family. Its no different for me.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I am sure Bad Brad sleeps with his lights on despite his bravado. Are you haunted by your own stupidity with no-one there to make the monsters go away?
You are ignorant if you think you only “elliminated those individuals blah blah.” Every one of those people YOU killed is someone’s son, husband, father or wife, mother, daughter. You ignoramous - you killed someone’s family member regardless.
A “soldier” does not become inhumane by virtue of his training. You are a disgrace to soldiers like John’s father who regrets every human life wasted in the war.
June 26th, 2007 at 7:39 am
You talk shit Brad.
My father was a decent and honourable man who was hurting because he had to take another human life - he had morality, something you so obviously lack.
However you dress it up and wrap it in the flag, you are still no better than those “animals” you refer to. While there are people on both sides with attitudes like yours there is no chance for peace.
War is not a man thing next it doesn’t show how hard you are, next you’ll be bringing God into it.
Let’s face it, you have a president who gets messages “from beyond the stars”, so I’m sure someone like you must have contacts in the other side - perhaps with any luck you’ll join them soon.
June 25th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Macho bullshit Brad. Please don’t try to justify your actions. If you were. as you say, against the war, you shouldn’t have gone. To stand up for a belief is far bigger than shooting people because your country wants you to - that’s just blind obedience
June 25th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
No, I didn’t shoot women or children. Thats just your ignorance. I eliminated the individuals who sought to harm me and my fellow soldiers. Its called WAR. Thats what we do. That is what I was trained for and that is what I did. I see no need to cry about any of it. That is for the weak minded. If I had done wrong and hurt the innocent, then I would have something to cry about. Maybe your father did some things he shouldn’t have? Ever think of that?
Shooting those animals was like shooting a stray dog.
Its funny that you have any real opinion on this conflict as you have probably never served one day in war zone. Put yourself in a soldiers shoes just one day. The worry that you may not live to finish your patrol. The fear everytime you pass a car on the side of the road. People taking shots at you and then running away. Its no fun.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:54 am
which one the animal?
June 25th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Brad, you really are something. You make the hairs on my neck (and something else) stand on end.
Do you think we could meet? You are really the kind of gay icon I would love to be with. Have you ever tried a man? Believe me I could make you come in a way you have never known. I can almost taste you.
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Are you for real Brad? Wow! you killed a couple of Muslims - big man. What were thet? Children, women? old men perhaps. Did you tie them up before you killed them? Did you look and see the fear in their eyes? Give you a hard on did it? Or perhaps they were just mown down in a burst of indescriminate fire. Perhaps they were unfortunate victims of one of your many ‘friendly fire’ incidents.
How can you be proud of killing another human being - oh sorry I forgot, in your eyes they aren’t.
My father fought in the real war - you know, the one you “rescued” us in, and my mother said that until the day he died there wasn’t a day went by that he didn’t cry over what he had had to do. That was a just war with a real cause and still it hurt. You on the other hand are in Iraq for the oil and in true Rambo style you are proud to have done right by America. You probly sit at home and jerk off over your memories.
To my mind you are not unlike something I find on the bottom of my shoe. To boast of your brave deeds shows the shallowness of your character. I had thought some of the insults levelled at you were unjust, but you have proved me wrong.
Enjoy your moment in the sun, because whatever you think, your countries actions are only leading to Armaggedon, and there is no last man standing when that happens and none of us look tough when we are dead.
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
As far a Pearl harbor goes……….Are we speaking japaneese? I guess we won that one too.
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
shut up nigger.