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iPhone V Paris Hilton

THE new iPhone is a phone that, er, lets you make calls and communicate. It’s the latest thing.

Paris Hilton is a celebrity who is blonde-ish.

Both are hyped.

Phone: Simple to use.
Paris Hilton: Simple.

iPhone: Questionable protection against viruses.
Paris Hilton: Has herpes.

iPhone: Critics complained battery life too short.
Paris Hilton: Critics complained prison life too short.

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One Response to “iPhone V Paris Hilton”

  1. Sam S. Says:

    Both need 4 hours of recharging after extensive finger touching.

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