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Victoria Beckham Is An Orgy Of Vapid, Condescending Behavior

AND with those breasts:

“Victoria Beckham: Coming to America,” was originally intended as a mini-series, but trimmed to a one hour special by the NBC network.Billed as a revealing special that “delves into Victoria’s larger-than-life world to reveal, among other things, her wicked sense of humor and style,” the show failed to impress the mainstream media.

The New York Post gave the show a damning zero-star review, slamming the pop-star turned fashion figure as “relentlessly self-promoting” with “vapid, condescending behavior” in a show described as “an orgy of self-indulgence.”

“You’ll sit there slack-jawed at the gall of these people who think we are that stupid,” the Post’s reviewer wrote in a scathing broadside, also laying into the couple’s “nightmarishly overdone rococo mansion” in Beverly Hills.

“The ’special’ which NBC calls an ‘exclusive’ inside look at Victoria’s larger-than-life life smacks of too much fame, too much money and too much time spent believing the hype for all concerned,” the paper wrote.

But at last David will score in every game, right? And bend it like a banana on Venice Beach? And win the Worlds Cup every year? Right…

  1. 1 Xune Says:

    But she’s right! You people in the US ARE that stupid!

  2. 2 USgirl Says:

    Ah, but isn’t you Brits who have been lapping up the Beckham news coverage all these years?

    I can assure you, most people in the U.S. hardly know who they are.

    Nor is soccer a big thing here.

    ;-)

  3. 3 vicky Says:

    We are not stupid in the uk. We are as bored in the UK by this stupid excuse of a human being as you are already in the US. We are just glad to be rid of her for a little time but our sympathies go out to you. We feel your pain. Please be assured there is no more to Victoria than you have seen. She lives, she spends her husbands money. That is it, no more.

  4. 4 allyson Says:

    We are not stupid in the USA, we have had to inherit the boring Posh, that none of us care about. It is the Brits that gave her fame, and living in LA, the only drag is that when I have to drive around Beverly Hills, and Mrs Beckham is around, the traffic gets clogged, and there is no parking. She is a bore, and in about a week, the media here, will still follow her, but we will all be bored stiff with her life.

  5. 5 kgb999 Says:

    Hey! We’re sorry about Bush already!!! Any chance next time y’all send over someone cool like The Beatles or something?

  6. 6 JJ Says:

    We in the US already have the stellar Paris Hilton and Britany Spears to meet our superficiality quota. No more vapid, empty airheads need apply to boost our country’s finest. Ms. Beckham, go home.

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