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Certainly not the behaviour of normal parents.

ALL OF U PEOPLE SHOULD BE PUT AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT THE WAY U HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THISLITTLE BABYAND HER FAMILY SHAME ON ALL OFU THAT SPEAK BAD OF THE MCCANNS

I have applied with the European Community Trademark Registration to protect the name “The 3rd Fund : Leaving No Evidence Behind”
Infact did that 2 days ago
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You know I heard this before from a different reporter’s article (American I think) and didn’t want to believe it. Reading it again from another non-Brit journalist I cannot imagine why it has not been reported by the British press if they are really doing their jobs with integrity? Especially considering they (UK media) have much closer ties to the McCanns, Tapas 7-8-9, UK legal contacts, the chairperson’s of the Madeleine Fund etc….

Very disturbing to see this dubious timing of this reuqest.

I know this is a humor site but I seriously ask with pained heart:

They never did care about finding her did they?

I believe when the McCanns stated that the idea that Kate accidentally killed her daughter (and then with all the talk of the DNA / body fluids) was ludicrous, that meant anything having to do with any of it was ludicrous… the police are trying to get them to confess. They know this and they probably do not believe anythung the police are telling them about the trunk of the car, etc… which is why they haven’t asked about it. I believe they think it’s irrelevant and untrue.

“The only things that are certain, the children were left alone , and one is missing”

It is addictive to go back and forth with others here to try to come up with something - anything - that might bring this child out, alive and well.

The hope that she is stowed away somewhere, maybe at the church by someone trying to teach the McCann’s a lesson for leaving her alone… something.

Like I have posted before, The McCann’s moved from their vacation villa where Madeleine vanished. When they left, they had to take her belongings everywhere they went. Belongings that contained Madeleine’s DNA/body fluids.

Luggage would be put into their trunk. Luggage that contained Madeleine’s belongings/ Madeleine’s scent.

They keep talking of blood in the apartment. Well an overdoes of sleeping pills doesn’t make you bleed. The PJ need to decide which crime they want and stick to it…They know there are doubts in what they are trying to accomplish which is why they are now saying they can’t charge the McCanns because there simply isnt enough evidence to do so.

Maybe they decided to back off the McCanns a little when the McCanns just announced there new campaign.

These are the things I hold on to. It gives hope that this adorable precious little girl is still with us.

What are you lot on about? HOW slow are you lot!!?
Don’t any of you know that “Leaving no stone unturned” shares are flaoting on the Stock Market on Monday morning? Yeah it’s true.

I’m buying £1000’s Worth just to be sure. It’s a much better investment than errrrmmmm ………..Never mind that, Just buy them. And remember “leaving no evidence behind”Oh no, that’s the third fund Floatation which doesnt happen for another week or so. Ignore that part.

“Leaving no stone unturned”…Yeah that’s the one. unless it’s the stone with Gerry and Kate written on it, we don’t like that. We want to crawl back under that one. Well, after we’ve done another glitzy interview. or 3.

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Allegedly

11. Andrew - brilliant!

Seriously, I get back up to say not only NO but NO WAY can I imagine a child has an accidental death and people visit the television station pointing at the child asking people to put up posters while taking donations and selling bracelets. Is it possible? If so, wouldn’t that be the kind of circumstance that would actually be ludicrous?

I’m creating a novelty company which will create plush dolls of the McCanns, the Tapas 9, Mrs Fenn and her neice, PJ, British authorities, Cuddle Cat, UK police dogs, Googley-Eyed Murat, Shifty Young Capitalist Russian, Mystery Man on Narrow Path Carrying Crying Bundle, Mystery Man with Yacht, Bald Burly Swarthy Mystery Man in Photos, Gorgeous Aerobics/Yoga Instructor, the pope, a priest, the Beckhams, JK Rowling, PM Brown and Wife, Brilliant McCann PR Personnel, Bewildered Mark Warner Staff, Chaplin’s Waitsaff, Media Personalities and of course the fashion accessories: lots of money, wine, more money, pills, syringes, diary, tapas (of course), wine, corkscrew, one baby monitor, cleaning supplies, wine glasses, more money, more wine, trainers and a laptop for Gerry, jewelry and makeup for Kate, lobotomy kit for use on Jane Tanner, sick bag, vomit, money, blood, luminol, surgeon’s tools, keys to the church, luggage, wristbands, posters, billboards, money, wine, large sports bags, tennis rackets, a bottle of cadaver scent, bible, gin, rosaries, wine, more pills, media cameras, wristbands back in stock, media lights and microphones, mock trial handbook, & of course Gerry’s stolen wallet.

‘Tapas 9′ will be trademarked, patented and trademarked
‘You pay the fucking check!’ will be branded worldwide, patented and trademarked
‘She knows we love her!’ will be copyrighted
‘I’ve had the best day ever!’ will be both copyrighted & trademarked
‘They’ve taken her!’ Patented and trademarked
‘Why do you smell like that?!’ Trademarked
‘I won’t answer that question!’ Patented and trademarked
‘Find the body and prove we killed her!’ (followed by demonic laughter) copyrighted & trademarked
As will ‘allegedly’ (Andrew you’ve been warned!)

Andrew and Paulette - Brilliant!!

I think you have most of them covered but I’m laying claim to

“Hurtful and unhelpful” - copyrighted
“Family Day” - copyrighted and patented

I also have patent pending on the colours Green and Yellow

Could “Leaving no stone unturned” be a clue as to where the Police should look for a body?? Pity they aren’t being a bit more specific!
Like others, I’m appalled the McCanns haven’t at least been charged yet with gross neglect of their three young children. If they’d shown just half the care and attention shown since to ‘Cuddle Cat’, then poor Madeleine might still be with us. (Mind you, I’m suspicious that even ‘Cuddle Cat’ has been sedated in case he gives anything away!)

I bought the Brand McCann Maddy Catty and have yet to find a vulture in my garden!

http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.1691768.0.0.php

Some great “Andrew selected/edited” snippets in here for us below:

“There’s no let-up,” said Calum, whose Infohost firm hosts the family’s official website, run using some of the £1 million in donations being sent to the privately run Madeleine’s Fund: Leaving No Stone Unturned.
(©™® Patent Pending)

“There’s been a big increase in orders since they became suspects. Somebody came back 30 times, ordering 100 bands. Sometimes people just want one or two, so we throw a couple of extra bands in. It’s difficult to get rid of some of the medium-sized bands as they don’t fit many people. People would still want the Madeleine bands even if she was found. Her face is a (TRADE) mark.™ It’s everywhere.”

“I know from speaking to Gerry on the phone that he is 100% innocent. They are definitely not guilty. Gerry is very determined to find his daughter. You can tell it in his voice when he talks on the phone. He wouldn’t have done all this if they were guilty. If the fund ©™® is still going, we will continue the website even if they are charged and face trial. They wouldn’t want us to back off …”

WHAT?????? There’s more.

Madeleine’s uncle, John McCann, from Glasgow, said: “The main objective of the Madeleine fund is to leave no stone unturned (©™® Patent Pending) in the search for Madeleine.”

Except when it comes to Kate and Gerry’s stone, they want to crawl back under that one obviously.

This is the “killer” line for me everyone…

Calum is already working on new ventures after spotting a market in missing-person websites. Last week he contacted the family of missing schoolgirl Rosemary Edwards, from Hampshire, after her father made an emotional TV appeal. He said: “I don’t think we should be making money out of it, but I would love to do more stuff like this. We phoned up to see if they wanted a website for that missing girl, but they haven’t called back.”

I wonder why not? Maybe they are genuine people that don’t want anything to do with “Murder.Inc” (©™® Patent Pending) and the McCanns?

Allegedly

polcop

Can you tell me if the kneeling down position with head down in front of you is a typical drug type scenario for a body. Like the young girl whose parents allowed her picture to be shown when she had died of a drug overdose.

Community Verizon says;
Here’s the other thing. She only gets Gerry. I’m pretty convinced of that because there is no mention of the friends helping in the initial “search” and no mention of them being present when hotel staff and police arrive.

Ron says;

Source Telegraph.co.uk 12/09/2007
Kate McCann ran back to the restaurant at 10pm, saying Madeleine was missing.

10:14pm Police were called after “the friends made an initial search”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/11/wmaddy311.xml

Thanks Jolie- is that an Australian site?, I have posted my response on it too, but I had to register first, have I just registered to something in Australia??
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