Fat People In The Gym
FAT People: “Have you noticed how there are more fat people in the gym recently?”
My mate asked the question over a pint in the local. Yes, I had noticed actually, but I had put it down to the fact that the new years resolutionists were hanging around longer than expected, or making much slower progress than they had hoped.
“Well, it’s because the Doctors have started prescribing gym memberships to the clinically obese.”

February 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Mmmm,
A mate of mine joined the local gym, and on the first day rang me to say he had swum 10 lengths, and then had relaxed afterwards with a couple of pints of beer in the bar,
250 m swim = 90 calories
2 pints = 400 calories
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
where the fuck are the fat people u twats