Perez Hilton Eats Geri Halliwell
ON the Perez Hilton website, readers can see the self-aggrandizing showbiz reporter poking fun at Shia LaBeouf’s face “pubes”, Brendan Fraser’s hair and a girl’s dress.
He then cosies up to Geri Halliwell.
Perez is the new media wannabe with the old media values of sucking up to whoever is in his company and basking in reflected glory. He’s the journalist gone native.
He’s Nigel Dempster in a fat suit.
And get a load of this picture. Hilton could eat Halliwell in one bite.
Is that a head on your shoulders, or are you just pleased to see yourself?