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The Anorak School For Grammar

Alrighty students, an interesting little difference of opinion has arisen late in Thursday’s earliest MM thread and its all about where to put commas and stuff.

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  1. 1 JuneJohnson Says:

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1st!!!!!

  2. 2 Mic Says:

    That’s not how you spell ‘Wheeeeeeee’! You have used far too many ‘e’s, and your overuse of the exclamation mark is just diabolical.

    3 out of 10.
    See me.

  3. 3 JuneJohnson Says:

    sowwy mic , wot ?

  4. 4 chenier Says:

    And then there’s the pathetic absence of a colon in so many posters…

  5. 5 PeterMac Says:

    4 chenier
    “And then there’s the pathetic absence of a colon in so many posters…”
    Good morning.
    Sadly many of them are using it to think with, so that later they can speak …

  6. 6 randie-by-name Says:

    I’m voting that we keep PeterMac

  7. 7 veritablequandary Says:

    Nothing sexier than a well placed semicolon . . . IMO.

  8. 8 noseycow Says:

    veritable - perv. :grin:

  9. 9 Karen Says:

    ‘Did you miss school the day punctuation was taught’

    Nothing wrong with sentence comma-wise. It’s conversational - the punctuation should follow the thought and the breath (it was the one thought, and, unless you’re an asthmatic, it should be the one breath). All it needed was a question mark at the end.

  10. 10 Darbymoo Says:

    Anyone mistakingly using a colon instead of a semicolon is, quite frankly, without hope.
    Very sad indeed.

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