Comments on: It’s National Masturbation Month

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:12:07 +0000

A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.

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Et tu, chenier?

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:57:18 +0000

Marie Nicholas
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Your tireless dedication deserves a big hand (of applause)! Keep it up!

By: Marie Nicholas

Marie Nicholas — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:48:35 +0000

Extracts from my diary :

Fourth day. Glorious Sunday. I feel fit.
Can’t waste time writing my diary.
Le devoir m’appelle (duty is calling me).

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:19:28 +0000

57
chenier Says:

May 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Can it be that we Anorakers lack stamina?

A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.

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The wayside is now strewn with somnolent posters, giddily sleepy in the post-orgasmic afterglow. It’s a good job some of us are made of sterner stuff and can apply ourselves to the demands of Masturbation Month while keeping our hand in on another thread.

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:11:54 +0000

Can it be that we Anorakers lack stamina?

A measly two days and most of us have fallen by the wayside.

Perhaps we could blame it on not having carbon-fibre prosthetic additions…

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:17:38 +0000

Duncan - Mr Teasy-Weasy almost always gets there first!

He’s not daunted by a thatch of unruly fuzz, either.

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:10:31 +0000

54 - Gloria Smudd

Before you get too excited, best to check beforehand that Mr Teasy-Weasy is still planning to come

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Sat, 17 May 2008 07:57:36 +0000

I am booked in for a thorough touch-up by my very own Mr Teasy-Weasy later today.

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:37:02 +0000

Nasty chafing in certain delicate places, DuncanR!

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:35:34 +0000

51 - Gloria Smudd

Have you got friction burns ?

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:33:12 +0000

Must waddle off to work now ..

By: brandon flours

brandon flours — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:29:32 +0000

Are we all shower sisters?

A curly wurly for all of you !!

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:24:58 +0000

14 more days to go, honouring the M. Month (and ourselves).
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To be known henceforth as Fiddle Fortnight.

By: Marie Nicholas

Marie Nicholas — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:14:52 +0000

14 more days to go, honouring the M. Month (and ourselves).
I can’t wait to know what June and July might be about.

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:19:32 +0000

45 June - Naturally, one’s keyboard skills go all to pot when one is recovering forM REcenT RAaaPtuRE..

By: willo

willo — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:17:40 +0000

Q : What is the most sensitive part of your body while havin’ a wank?

A : Your ears of course!!.

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:56:54 +0000

tHERE’S ANOTHER DUBIOUS THREAD , SORRY MUSN’T YELL, BUT

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:54:09 +0000

Had a bad day being very domestic (hate the mess, hate cleaning) BUT hit the wine box at 5.30 and feel my normal self. The airing cupboard is every sluts nightmare…..

By: Gloria Smudd

Gloria Smudd — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:33:41 +0000

June! Glad to see you have recovered your composure although I fear poor Bill might be in a decidedly sticky situation..

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:30:54 +0000

‘glued to the Bill’

Well, that’s one way of putting it…